"The way I see it... YOU'RE JUST A THIRDWHEELER... I mean no offense." She would tease me before getting distracted by a group of handsome men coming from the corner.
"I.. I'm. the third wheeler?"
"OH MY GOD, THAT GUY IS SO HOT!" Camille drooled over some guy in the corner before turning to me to answer my question.
"You know those characters in novels.. more importantly in love stories... I've read so much yaoi comics so I've gotten used to the tropes..." She explained bringing two fingers in front of her.
"Imagine these two fingers being a couple. Two swords trying to sword fight if you know what I mean." She inserted a dirty innuendo in her statement.
"You really need to get some holy water... to get cured you thirsty hoe."
