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Chapter 28 - Chapter 027 - A Whale of a Disaster!

"Like, can I?" A weird slightly older surfer dude with long blonde hair and strikingly dashing features asked. Yet he wore a long and soggy fur coat painted or stained in different chromatic colors and smoked a wooden smoking pipe that had a glimmering multi-colored glass orb covering the chamber where the smoke was supposed to escape.

Although the man had dashing features, it was outshined by his obviously stoned stature and carefree and drunk-like attitude.

"B-Borrow what?" Bop asked, confused as this was the first time someone new that he didn't know entered his 'Janitor's Manual'...

"I-Is he someone you know?" Meiyu asked Bop as she was both weirded out and wonderstruck at the sight she saw of a holographic Wizard-Dude floating on a space covered by bright chromatic psychedelic lights and tons of Ancient and Futuristic books and tablets lost to time...

"Yeah, wait a minute! Before asking if you could borrow something, who the hell are you?!" Bop threatened the holographic Dude-Wizard in front of him.

"Oh don't mind me bruh, I was just the greatest mind that ever *Burp* lived... yeah... yeah, or at least I think I was" The holographic man answered Bop's inquiry...

Though Bop and his group still stared at him, skeptical of his words...

"Hey, I think therefore I was, right? Hentai Incognito Cum, in Latin. Wise words from Justin Beiber himself! Or was it that Descartes dude... Ughh I forgot..." The holographic pondered as he suddenly felt nauseated and barfed up some weird green slime.

"Ugh, please man! Hurry up and decide, my stomach can't take it anymo-! Ughh" *Barf* The Dude-Wizard continued to barf up the weird green slime.

"A-Are you ok? Were you poisoned?" Beep gently patted the sick looking holographic man, though her hands just passed through the hologram.

"I don't know who you are, or how you got in here, but fine... You look like you're in big trouble anyway... But you owe me!" Bop gave in to the unknown Wizard's wish, but then realized something crucial, and asked: "But you're a hologram? How can you get the book with you?"

"Oh no worries bruh, I can just download it like this" After getting Bop's permission, the Wizard-Dude went straight to work as he used some form of advanced technological magic hoodoo voodoo to copy and download a tablet from the Thesarius to where ever he was in real-time as shown on the hologram with him holding the newly materialized tablet.

"Ughh, finally... Being sober's an uncool nightmare bruh!" The Dude-Wizard quickly checked the formula on the Tablet titled:

{Strongest Drugs That Can Even Hit The Abyssum-Cetacelor! Volume: Er̵r̶o̴r̴-̶g̵l̷i̷t̸c̶h̸-̷g̶l̶i̷t̷c̷h̶ ̵e̶r̴r̵o̶r̴}

And then he immediately worked on different chemicals and weird scientific samples using telekinesis, quickly making a batch of pills which he immediately swallowed one from.

"Ahhh... that hits the spot dude..." The Dude-Wizard began to mellow even more from his already chill attitude as he sat back on the soft air, floating like Bop and his crew inside the Thesarius.

"Thanks a lot, mannn, I owe ya one... Finally, I can be a hundred percent stoned again..." The Dude-Wizard smiled at Bop.

"Uhh, yeah, sure... But you still haven't answered our question though. Who are you?" Bop asked after witnessing the amazing and non-sensical powers the Dude-Wizard in front of him displayed.

"Who am I? Good question... I forgot... I mean, who are we really? Who are you... No... what IS you? Am I right?" The psychedelic Dude-Wizard became all philosophical after taking the drug he just made.

"No no, I don't think he was talking about the meaning to life and stuff... I mean your name. Your name" Meiyu repeated, visibly annoyed with his carefree attitude.

"Oh... I thought I already introduced myself. I'm Abruhh-CadaBruhh, or you can just call me Dude for short" *Burp*

"Dude, huh? Well, how'd you got inside my Janitor's Manual? D-Don't tell me?! You're a Janitor too?" Bop asked, frightened from the realization that maybe his Manual wasn't just his own, but for every Janitor around.

"A Janitor? Yeah, you could say I am a cleaner of Evil, hehe... And wait... you're manual? I believe it was 'I' who made the Thesarius kind sir! Or is it a ma'am? Too long inside this dumb fish made me all woozy... or maybe it's all the pot I've been taking..." Dude the Dude-Wizard kept happily floating in the space he was in as seen through the hologram.

"Y-You made this manual?! D-Don't tell me you're with the Janitor Association?!" Bop felt frightened as he thought the Association he worked for was about to take away his manual for not working at his post on Hypertrain Zelda X08 all this time...

"Association? Neh, I'm not with those squares... or triangles! And I didn't make-make the Thesarius, more like I assembled it haha... Oh but don't worry, I can't take this from you now... if that's what you're thinking. That thing finds it's owner, I'm lucky I even got a chance to materialize a hologram here... Ahhhh, yeah that his the spot" Dude took another pill from the batch he cooked up.

"Oh, I see... That's a relief... Wait? Did you just say you were inside a fish?" Bop remembered something stupid Dude said.

"Yeah, I got swallowed up by this big freakin' fish after making the Thesarius... Been here for nearly a year! Or is it a million years?... Cool..."

"Uhuh..." Bop replied, not knowing what to say back.

"It was cool at first, but then I started to run out of Pot, then I tried making the harder stuff, then even more harder stuff. But then I became resistant to all the recipes I cooked up in my head. Today was the last day I had a kick, phew, being sober was worse than I thought! Luckily I got the chance to send a hologram there and got this lucky baby right here hehe" Dude the Wizard affectionately patted the book he had materialized from the Thesarius like it was a sweet and soft baby.

"Wellll, that's all I needed. Oh yeah, I forgot to ask your name weird balloon man~" Dude asked.

"Oh, it's Bop, nice meeting you, I guess?" Bop awkwardly replied as the hologram disappeared.

Bop looked at Beep and Meiyu as the three shrugged at the weird encounter they just had.

The three had settled down, only...

"Wait! I just realized! Drugs are illegal! This 'Dude' suspect must be apprehended!" Policeman Bob finally reacted after the criminal already escaped...

"Dang it..." Policeman Bob sadly sighed as he realized the criminal already escaped... As was the norm for a HyperCop arrest...

At that moment after Dude turned off the transmission...

"Bop huh?... What a cool dude... I better repay hi-ZZZZzzzzzz" *Snore* Dude or A-Bruhh Kada-Bruhhhh the Legendary Greatest Mind nicknamed as "The Wizard" fell asleep from 3 doses of the Black Galaxy Pills he just took, accidentally dropping the rest of the batch on the floor...

This normally wasn't a problem if you lived in a normal house with a normal floor.

Sadly... the floor where Dude stayed at was also the throat of the Great Space Whale, also known as the Abyssum-Cetacelor...

As the pills fell from the throat where Dude was locked up in, and into the stomach of the Great Whale, the large batch of Black Galaxy Pills dissolved into the Cetacelor's acidic juices.

*WWAAOOOOAAWW* A great wail resounded as a galactic sized Whale roamed stoned and angry.

On its vision fell a strange structure made up of 8 planets connected with each other through mysterious gravity magic made by a certain person we know.

The next day...

{Breaking News! The Abyssum-Cetacelor has SWALLOWED the Octagrad! I repeat! The Abyssum-Cetacelor has SWALLOWED the Octagrad!} The TV at Wang Chung's Noodle Shop, Bop and Meiyu were watching at showed the vision of a large Whale.

"Damn, and here I thought the Great Whale was docile!" Meiyu gasped.

"LOL! Whale!" Bop, the ignorant perpetrator of the whole ordeal just laughed.