I was still half asleep when I heard voices. At first, I thought that the voices were some lingering sounds from my dream, but then I noticed that that wasn't the case.
"I will wake up Edge. I'm his bodyguard."
"Kukuku, you're merely a bodyguard I on the other hand am his partner. So it is I who should wake him up."
"That's not waking up, that's kissing." What the hell are they doing? I'm kind of scared about waking up now. That was when I heard a loud bang as someone entered.
"You guys are too noisy!" This voice was Eva's.
"Kukuku if it isn't the pervert."
"Pervert" I heard Tsukiyomi and Eri's voice commenting.
"Who the hell are you calling a pervert?!"
"Oh my, after telling us we're noisy you suddenly scream. Truly this pervert is a hypocrite."
"Noisy pervert." That was when I heard Eva started sobbing.
"I didn't want to be (hic) seen like that (hic) and by Edge too..." Now things are getting too, awkward.
"Big Bro we came to pick you up."
"Let's be quiet Sarah-san, Edge-senpai might still be sleeping." Now it's Sarah and Willa. Damn it! It's getting a little cramped here in my room.
"Ummm Tsukiyomi-nee-san who is this? Also, why is she crying?"
"Don't mind her Sarah-chan that thing is just a pervert."
"Pervert?" Sarah said questioningly. Eri even added, "yes she is a pervert a perverted b*tch." What the hell are you guys teaching my little sister?!
"STOP IT! First, you treat me like this now your even introducing me to people I don't even know with such nicknames!"
"Umm so who are you?" Sarah once again asked.
"Ahem. I'm the black-clad third-year student Evangeline Rogue." Regaining her composure Eva answered.
"Kukuku, also known as the pervert of the dormitory," Tsukiyomi added.
"No, I'm not!"
"HEY ONII-SAMA I CAME TO WAKE YOU!" Oh, sh*t the real pervert Leto has arrived, and who the hell is your onii-sama you're older than me!
"W...WW.....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, SO MANY LOLIS. THE SUPREME GODESS TSUKIYOMI, MY FUTURE WIFE AND CUTE LITTLE SISTER SARAH-CHAN. A BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED LOLI, OH EVEN A FOX EARED LOLI! OH NO, THIS GIRL SHE WAS WITH TSUKIYOMI YESTERDAY! I'M SORRY THAT I DIDN'T NOTICE SUCH A HIGH-LEVEL LOLI SUCH AS YOU! OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS PLACE, HEAVEN, NAY PARADISE, NO LOLI PARADISE HEAVEN! AS EXPECTED OF ONII-SAMA TO HAVE THESE MANY LOLIS IN THE MORNING! Huh, you two lumps of meat can go out!" Two lumps of meat? He must be talking about Eva and most probably Clarise is here as well.
What to do I can't get up too many factors in the morning. I need to wait for a chance to escape. "Hey, guys don't you think it's weird?" Eva suddenly asked.
"Kukuku what does the lump of meat/perverted/hypocrite Eva want?" "HEY, YOU JUST ADDED MORE NICKNAMES! (Sigh) Well, I just noticed that even though we are this noisy we haven't woken Edge up. This guy is usually so sharp, so I thought the moment we entered the room he should have woken up." Shit their catching on.
"You're right Big Bro would usually wake up at this point." DANGER! DANGER! "Hahaha, actually I'm awake." I laughed it off. Thus ended my life and my path to being the strongest.
THE END.....
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After that Eva tried to attack me due to her embarrassment and for some reason, Eri also tried to attack me. Yet like yesterday I dodged all of their incoming attacks. What a horrible way to start the day.
After the morning exercise of dodging fists. We went to one of the school restaurants. While walking we were getting a lot of attention. Why? Well because there five black clads three red clads and one warbeast bodyguard were walking together.
Of course, we're going to gather attention! And were walking during a free day so there's a lot of students walking about. If it was me and Tsukiyomi only some people would still stare but a little less than this.
If that wasn't enough even irritating Leto tagged along. I can still accept Eva saying she wants to practice. Also, Clarise saying she needs to look after this idiot. On the other hand, the idiot himself says he needs to accompany us to help me his onii-sama! What the hell is he saying!? Should I just kill this fool? Based on my current strength it would be quite easy to kill this guy.
...
While I was thinking about what to do with Leto we entered the restaurant. When the server saw Tsukiyomi she immediately warned the chef "she's here!"
So Tsukiyomi's infamous appetite has reached the ears of almost all the restaurants in the school. After warning the chef and the staff, the server went and asked for our orders. We all ordered the basic morning breakfast meal except for Tsukiyomi, she ordered everything on the menu. A few minutes later our food came. While Tsukiyomi's will be served in waves seeing that it won't fit the table. She really is abusing our status as black clads.
"I envy you Tsukiyomi-senpai, you can eat all that and never get fat." Willa looked at Tsukiyomi envious in the way she eats.
Eva looked at Willa and asked, "huh you're envious of this pig?" With that comment, everything went cold. Shit! There are two things you should never talk about in front of Tsukiyomi. One is her chest size Second her eating habits.
"Kukuku, how laughable the one with a lot of wasted fat in her chest, actually calling me a pig?" Tsukiyomi's tone made the hair on my back stand.
"Fat! You're just jealous because you don't have any...! YOU flat chest!" Oh sh*t! Now she's done it not just one but the two things you should never say have been said.
"Tsukiyomi, calm down, Eva here doesn't know what she's saying. Anyway, no one judges a girl by her chest size, right guys." Except for Eva, everyone nodded in agreement especially Terumi. With that Tsukiyomi was able to finally calm down.
"Kukuku I'm always calmed Edge no need to worry." After that Tsukiyomi continued eating. I breathe a sigh of relief, it seems like today will be one hectic day.