Previously on Swarming the Gods
"YOU WRETCHED FIEND! COME OUT AND FACE ME!! YOU COWARD! I'LL KILL YOU WHEN I FIND YOU!"
The older man kept on screaming out loud before coughing up some blood from the explosions, then collapsing, then the next individuals that came out caused Bane's skin to crawl from the sheer power they gave off.
Since he completed his task for the day, Bane decided to continue when they are more relaxed as there is nothing more fun than when your enemy suffers repeatedly.
As for those who haven't noticed, Bane is a very petty man err zerg!
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As Bane made it towards his temporary hiding spot, his thoughts returned towards the old man and his idiotic words.
Why the hell would he bother coming out just to get killed?
Is that a common thing?
Or are people here in this world just that stupid?
then again, there are such idiots that are just suicidal.
One of the plans he sought to use was related to his neural parasite!
He had 50 of his hydralisks go into hibernation as they burrowed into the ground, meaning that he can now use 50 of the humans to do his bidding!
So imagine what would happen if he made the disciples go against their own sect?
How much destruction would it cause?
or even use them as bombs waiting to be triggered?
Bane was shivering thinking about the expressions they would have if he managed to take control of that many!
The betrayed looks they'd have, the suffering he can cause, then lastly how much these humans would lose trust in one another!
guehehe!
or even the blood and gore it can make to 'paint' his art!
It's like playing a game, but this time it is sort of similar to a dating sim- wait a second, what's a dating sim?
Bane was confused for a moment due to the sudden new word, already scratching his bald head trying to figure out what it was.
However, due to his connection with the rest of the swarm, the flirty voice of lunar came about and then communicated with the baffled zerg.
"that's just a game that the queen loathes, she said something about it being a time-eater in her old world and how it can bring forth your wildest dreams only to slap you with the harsh reality when you turn around."
Bane's reaction was something.
".... that's some horrifying shit there, Lunar! Just what kind of world did our queen come from!"
He had an aghast look on his face just thinking about his own unique fantasies before they changed into what he hated the most!
Lunar replied in a tired tone.
"well, not really sure since whenever I tried asking her, she would begin rolling on the ground like she was in pain, well mentally at least, as the queen screamed 'fuck those games!' and such it was only thanks to Thane's hug that she managed to calm down."
Bane began to feel some slight fear towards those devilish things!
What kind of torture devices were those 'dating sims.' at the same time, random thought of his slipped into the link, all while biting on his right thumb slightly.
"I'm jealous since she gives some rather good hugs."
The next words of lunar caused him to fall to the ground while covering his face with his hands in embarrassment, not knowing he was experiencing slightly what his queen did whenever Lunar asked about dating sims.
"Sure, I'll let Thane know, for when you come back!"
But putting that aside despite him still recovering from the shock that seemed to spread to his minions as some of them imitated his actions from earlier, as the hydralisks rolling on the ground isn't something you see every day!
Once he recollected himself, the blushing zerg cleared his throat before resuming his mission.
He ordered one of his minions to capture a disciple.
However, what they brought hanging by the clothes was a young woman's face covered in a lot of makeup.
The scent of sex emanating from her made him scowl in disgust as the human attempted to seduce him as well!
As one word came to his mind from this!
DISGUSTING!
Before thinking about some of the weird memories from his queen, something related to some meme, but putting that aside, What makes things even worse was her clothes were soiled due to the fear she held towards the hydralisk that captured her.
On top of that, the destruction they caused not too long ago!
The things he had gathered were unsavory due to what she talked about in the woman's desperate actions to survive since there was only one thing that she did in the sect.
Sexually satisfy all of the disciples!
So her words were related to who she had sex with, how they moved, how quickly they ran out of juice, and all that!
Such things were irrelevant to him since Bane was a zerg loyal only to their queen and hive.
Hell, He didn't even understand half of her words, but Lunar seemed to enjoy the information.
With a facepalm, Bane's brain started to hurt from all the nonsense he was hearing.
Bane was very tempted to send this human off to be devoured by his minions; however, he needed her for his plans!
Thus he attached something that was as small as a child's finger to her hand that would only appear when she touched someone with her hand.
Should she fail?
The woman would make an excellent bomb in the sect, and fifty of the tiny parasites would seek out a suitable host within 200 meters.
If the parasites find a host within 10 minutes of leaving the previous one, they can continue to bring havoc.
Even if she was disgusting to Bane, he will make do with her one way or another.
However, all of those plans were tossed aside.
Lunar kept on asking him to send her to the base, which only caused his face to cramp due to what she was really after.
"lunar, you just want her knowledge, right? isn't it faster to eat her brain and send you the information?"
The zerg vehemently rejected his notion, only to add a threat to it as well.
"if you kill her, I'll tell thane that you don't want her near you."
He was surprised but the sudden change in events
"WHAT!? thi- tha-that's unrelated to this!"
But her next words were very somewhat tempting for bane.
For certain reasons~.
"if you do send her, I'll tell her that you would love to be hugged for an hour."
Absurd! how can I, a great knight of the queen, fall for such antics!
Besides, the woman wasn't worth all that trouble to just send to the hive!
"No, I will not fall for it unless you make it for two hours!"
Despite his thoughts of rejecting it, the words that came out were very different.
There was a brief moment of silence between the two, and some bird flying in the distance made a sound that was oddly similar to 'pervert.'
As it echoed out loud, Bane was nearly freaking out as he was supposed to be a proud knight of the queen!
Not some random bastard that was too honest with his desires!
Lunar replied before he could retract his words!
"ok, I'll make it three, hehe, to think you like hugs that much, huh?"
He was on all fours, contemplating whether if he really said that or if he was just imagining it.
Bane looked to the nearby zergs to get confirmation from them, nearly desperate in the chance that it was just his imagination, but the curt nods from his minions dropped such hopes!
The zerg started questioning himself whether he was still the proud knight of the queen or some random pervert.
Before cursing out loud!
FUCK!!!
So he finally agreed, albeit reluctantly. (A/N was it really?)
Now he has to find another host for the parasites.
Since the human was taken away might as well resort to the bugs or beasts around the area, ones that were small since he knew that the cultivators wouldn't bother a bug or a rat that was less than the size of their hand!
Let the insanity begin!
Mind you. He was only acting this way since he wanted to look cool to the audience and still felt resentful toward lunar!