My snores filled the room as I slept in my pajamas with my legs spread out on the futon. It was a Saturday morning. I'm my previous life I spent my weekends either studying or watching anime. Drool leaked down my mouth as I dreamed of eating KFC.
Clang! Clang!
Who the fuck was making all that noise in the morning? I pulled the covers over my head as I groggily mumbled.
"No Kernel Sanders don't take away my chicken! I paid for it-"
I blinked twice as I saw Haruto's face peering at me from above as he pulled back my covers. I jumped up quickly smacking the top of my head to his chin.
"Fuck!"
Haruto continued to curse in Japanese as he held his chin. I started to curse in the few words of German that I knew. The door slid open as a young servant girl sat on her knees and set down two trays of food. She looked at us and bowed before closing the door with flushed cheeks. I reached out my hand. Please don't misunderstand the situation girl!!!
Haruto's laughing filled the room as he sat up and looked at me rubbing my head. I yawned and looked back at Haruto before laying back down on the futon. I have the gift of falling asleep exactly three minutes, forty-three seconds and twenty milliseconds after putting my head on the pillow. All I do is start counting.
"One, two three, four, zzzzzzzz."
I brought the pillow closer to me as I dozed off. Suddenly I felt cool fingers trace my collarbone. It must be a mosquito or something. I brought my hand down and slapped my collarbone. I heard a muffled yell before flipping to the side. A second later I felt something soft touch my cheek before fingers moved the hair from my neck. What the hell? Was there a pest infestation in the tatami mats? I once more swiftly slapped my neck only to hear another muffled yell. Do mosquitoes usually scream when they die? I pulled up the covers to cover my face as a cool breeze blew on my feet. A second later I felt something land on my forehead, as if it was a soft kiss. I swiftly slapped the air only to come in contact with something soft. I opened my eyes only to see Haruto wince as he touched a red cheek and a red hand. So it was this asshole touching me? I burst into laughter as I held my stomach. He got what he deserved. Haruto sighed and crawled over bringing the trays.
He set one in front of me before he clapped his hands and bowed to the food before using chopsticks. I peered to see a small bowl of miso soup, fish, and rice. I smiled. A traditional Japanese breakfast! I've always wanted one! I excitedly threw back the covers and started stuffing my mouth.
"Holy fuck this tastes so good! My compliments to the chef!"
Haruto dropped his chopsticks as he looked at me in shock. I know that I must look like a mess but I didn't care.
"You look like a pig eating shit."
I spit out my miso soup as I laughed and slapped the tatami mats. Haruto looked at me in confusion as he continued to eat.
"That was a good insult Haruto! 100 points for the creativity!"
"You are the first girl to ever act so calm after being called a pig."
I chuckled as I continued to eat fish and the rice.
"You are the first guy to ever call a girl a pig in the morning. How are you going to get a girlfriend this way?"
Haruto looked at me intensely. His blue eyes darkening.
"Why do I need a girlfriend if I'm already engaged to you?"
I tried the stir fried shiitake mushrooms and smiled. Lord I am in heaven.
"You are engaged to me Haruto but don't get me wrong I don't plan on falling for you. I am a girl who is very career oriented. I hope to make a flourishing business from my drink. So marriage and shit like that is out of the picture."
Haruto coughed as he choked on his rice. I set down my chopsticks and performed the Heimlich maneuver on him. Haruto then spit out a piece of shiitake mushroom. I patted on his back as he coughed.
"Are you okay buddy?"
Haruto turned and looked at me with fascination.
"Where did you learn that technique?"
I scratched my cheek. I don't know Haruto I learned it from my middle school health class? I internally cried. I'll just tell him some bullshit.
"I read it in a book somewhere."
Haruto looked doubtful but he let the matter drop. I continued to eat as my plans for making the alcohol started circulating in my mind. I need my team of lab researchers soon.
"Onee-San there are several men here to see you."
I jumped up in happiness as I darted to the door.
"Thank you Reo!"
I waved at a confused Haruto before running out the door to the gate entrance of the residence. My team has arrived!
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