The day of Anna's and Kristoff's wedding Han's was sitting alone in the bathroom crying because all he ever wanted was a peace of Kristoffs ass. Han's sat on the toilet contemplating his life without Kristoff's thick booty. He knew he could not live without Kristoff. Which left only two choices, kill himself or crash the wedding. (Obviously since Hans was a narcissist, he couldn't kill himself. He was too hot for that).

Kristoff was so happy when he saw Anna walk down the aisle. When they met each other they were madly in love. However slowly Kristoff had realized he was gay. He needed a side hoe. And Han's was perfect for it. He tapped that ass more than anyone else's, Kristoff truly had feelings for Han's. He couldn't marry Anna, but he also couldn't break her heart. He still loved her. When they were about to say their I do's Han's slammed the doors open and said,

"Don't do it, BABE."

Han's marched down the isle, flipping off everyone in the pews. Then when he made it to Kristoff he said.

"I am in love with you Kristoff, Anna is a bitch ass hoe. She don't deserve your thick ass." Kristoff looked to Anna. Anna took his hands and smiled.

"Go to him Kristoff." Kristoff smiled at Anna and then grabbed Hans' ass and kissed him real hard. Anna smiled. Knowing now Kristoff was truly happy.

Anna said, "I wish you two sexy babes a good life."

Hans flipped Anna the bird but Kristoff thanked her. Now he could be with the love of his life with no consequences. Hans and Kristoff lived happily ever after.