I was once a great man known to all as the greatest builder, but it all ended when the plague of old age came around. It got me when I was at a young age of 93. I had so much to do and so many things to build. All was not lost as God took pity on me.

I woke up in a bright room with a man sitting across from me his looks were disgusting with his luscious locks of hair and his perfectly crafted body it was atrocious. As I looked at him he turned to me and smiled saying

"Your life was such at waste, there was so much more that needed to be built"

I turned back to him saying " Whatever your smoking I would recommend quitting, It's definitely done some damage"

God froze in shock at the audacity of this mortal that dared to insult him. God was done with bob and decided to cast him to the void.

In the void bob floated for hundreds of thousands of years before a minor god of chaos decided to have some fun and reincarnate, bob in a world filled with swords and magic. This world was one of the gods favourite as it was a so called broken world, with no god governing the realm.

Bob was woken up to what sounds like an army approaching in the distance. Freaking out he stands up noticing he is tall and in an unknown room. Bob looks around and sees a cracked mirror on the wall, approaching it he takes a look and gasps in shock as he looks exactly like shrek from the best movie of all time. This is only confirmed when he hears the shouts of a group of men outside the room calling his name.

" SHREK WE KNOW YOU'RE THERE, COME OUT NOW!!"

With no other choice bob leaves the hut only to be greeted by a great army with a small man on his knees with a bouquet of roses.

" Shrek my love join me and we will kill those Hufflepuff and Slytherin bastards for our noble god NecroRooster"

Shrek gasps in astonishment as he recalls that this man is lord far-quad the king of Hogwarts.

Bob is incredibly excited as this means he's in his favourite movie as the protagonist he's

SHREK THE MAGIC MAN