Kin)Agh I feel like I got ran over by a wagon
Agh where in I cough cough I need to get up I'm not a little bitch like the street rats
Wonder how those kids are doing fuck
Hmm gold lines on the cave and crystals everywhere they seem to lead somewhere
Just turn the corner and oooohhhh fuck
Oh hell no I'm not getting my giblits bittin by a undead today I'm fast as fuck hides behind a rock like a little bitch peeks out
hmm it's not moving
Hmm is it a normal dead man has no meat on it he's all dried out he's wearing a weird robe and the corps has no hair
Hmm he seems to have items on him he won't need it right and I'm a orphan he's dead he'd not mind right
Picks up the bag there is a note and a book
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I have lived a long life guarding this door for you who has found my body know I'm still alive I have mummified myself for my religion I have become a living Buddha the only reason I have any items on me is I felt someone would need it more than me and eventually this door needs to be opened if that's your destiny it's hard to say
And there is a martial art that douse not exist on this plannet that I have learned from a weird fellow who died a year after teaching me it I hope you can spread it around he gave me some books but it's behind the door that I'm guarding weather they are for you or not is fate spread your inherited knollage and live how you want my path has taken me far and wide and had me spend countless hours meditating for where you end up that's for you to try to find out
Also I have some other random items in the pouch
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well fuck anything to let me survive that fat basterds wrath and I swear I'll kill those two gay nobles if they come near my booty shivver
Hmm let's see what this martial art is called
Clif kun has struck for the ransom wait till next chappy and get the ending