I closed my eyes. Wait why didn't anything hit me? I looked up to see the Big Bad Wolf shielding me. He winced as pain marred his features.
Oh hell no! I'm not some damsel in distress. I looked around me and saw a brick lying on the floor. I then pushed the Big Bad Wolf out of the way. Red Riding Hood continued to swing her bat. I dodged her bat and struck her leg with the brick. A cracking sound filled the room. Holy shit I think I actually broke the bitch's leg.
Her howls of pain filled the room. The grandmother rushed over to her side. I dragged the Big Bad Wolf by the arm and ran towards the door.
Branches scratched my face as we ran through the forest. I could hear the sound of footsteps behind us. Oh my God it's probably the hunter. I pulled the Big Bad Wolf behind a tree and put my hand over his mouth. My heart felt like it was about to jump out of my chest.
Who was following us? I turned to see a girl with long golden blond hair. Another individual wearing a hood was passing something red and small to her. Was that rapunzel?
Wait but why is she eating an apple? A second later Rapunzel fell to the ground. The hooded figure then looked at the body and cursed.
"Oh shit. This was the wrong girl. I was supposed to poison that bitch Snow White. Well no matter. I'll just go look for her now."
What the hell was happening? Why were fairytale plot lines being mixed up like this? When I was sure that the witch had left I walked over to Rapunzel. Her hair was in coils all over the ground. I shook my head. This girl must suffer washing her hair everyday. It was a golden blond. The Big Bad Wolf then walked over to me. I have to admit he's quit handsome. I sighed.
Red riding Hood totally missed out. The only way to save Rapunzel is to kiss her. I turned to look at the Big Bad Wolf. He inspected his nails before replying.
"Don't look at me."
Asshole! I guess that I should just leave her for now. Someone will probably come get her anyways. I turned to look at the Big Bad Wolf only to squeal in surprise. In the tree next to him was a pair of eyes and a smile. A second later a tall man with pink hair streaked with purple appeared. His smile stretching from ear to ear.
I slapped my forehead. It better not be who I think he is.
"Greetings to you madam and gentleman. I, the Cheshire Cat would like a word with you."
I muddled my scream. I don't need this asshole right now! I need to get back home and fast. This man would only bring trouble. I turned to the Big Bad Wolf.
"Let's go."
The Big Bad Wolf nodded as we walked past the Cheshire Cat. A second later a felt the tip of a blade on my neck. I turned to see the Cheshire Cat close his eyes as he smiled evilly.
"Don't you think that you've acted quite rude to me despite my politeness madam?"
I opened my mouth in shock. That's it. All the characters in this story were batshit crazy. All of them spoke with their blades instead of their words.
I raised my hands and said.
"What do you want?"
He opened his golden eyes and replied.
"I'm glad that you asked."
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