Somewhere far away across the cosmos.
Across the realms of the universe.
Outside of the three realms lies the unknown.
In the Unknown lies another universe but it only has a one big mass of land which is never ending.
The land with green grass which had a tint of blue layer covering itself.
It was not only the grass but everything in this realm has life. Even the mountains could talk, the streams had spirits, the rocks could breathe. Most of the things in this realm had its own consciounce.
As the land stretches out we go further to explore floating islands which had its magnificence.They were big and brimming with life and vitality. Yet there were no beings or creatures habitating this island. As we look further up we can see a more bigger island in the sky which was 100 times bigger than these.
If one was to fly up . He would be going on for days and days yet not make it. But if it was a powerful being going there he'll find that the island will be getting more bigger and bigger .
As if crossing the clouds were not enough. one would have to go more and more to know it's size.
When one reaches this place one would find that it is originally a floating city which is too huge .Even if one walks for a year he would not reach the end.
In this city there were millions and millions of mansion, manor and palaces.
In one of the big castle in this city lived a sovereign class cultivater who is strong enough to have reached this realm from a mortal. Out of the 3000 Major worlds Not many can reach this state even in a billion years. Yet he made it In only 10 million years.
He reached the top but there was something unsettling happening inside this castle.
There was a man seated in his knees while being reprimed by one of his wives.
If the beings outside sees this their mouth would be agape.
This person was the talented cultivator..
The woman was a beauty with pale blue hair with a shoulder length and a good figures with the shapes on all good places.
Her pale pink lips moved but it wasn't a sweet word that came out her mouth.
" Why do you have to humiliate me in front of my sisters.! Why did you dare to. Do you not want us ...Is it because you are satisfied with that woman...So you wanna dump us. You humiliated me and I don't know what to expect more from this day..Just because you have a harem of 2356 women you'll toss them like tools....."
The woman kept of rambling with her words
which seemed it will never end.
The women behind also were anxious and agitated.
"Dear, You're thinking too much... I would never leave you all and I've never treated you all like tools. You know It's been 8 million years we've been together not only you but all of these your sisters. I still remember that day near the lake when we talk about our dreams. Though you were a mortal but now we can be together forever....."
The man stood up and hugged the woman comforting her unsecure mind.
".."
She was silent.
" And about that sneeze thought...."
The man embarrassingly wanted to explain but was cut-off in between.
" We are all soul bound to you so you'll remember all my memories and cheat us. I know you were trying to humiliate me. How dare you fake a sneeze.. Such cheap trick will not work."
The man started sweating..
"Dear I swear I did not ...read your memories. about that sneeze..."
" Don't give reasons, You're no more a mortal who will sneeze unconsciously.. You'll Suffer tragically."
He was cut off.
" Sisters let's show him what happens when he dares to humiliate one of the heavenly retribution factions."
She yelled out loud to the remaining wives of the man.
" Oooooh..!"
" Let's show this scum."
" Cut off his d***"
" Let's not hurt him that much."
" Yeah cutting is prohibited."
" let's just beat him"
The ladies went on an uproar for commenting.
The man was scared seeing their excitement.
As the man saw this he had invisible tears coming out of his eyes .
one last thing went on in his mind was
'Why...!?Why!?'
' Anybody responsible for this prank will suffer'
He had helplessness written over his face.
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Presently ,
Ron is bending down in the ground in silence not daring to look up.
He is not an idiot to look up and meet his own demise. He needed to show sincerity.
As in past life working in sales department he has accumulated lots of experience and exposures.
In this format he needs to approach customers and clients of malls in friendly manner but not too clingy but sincerely.
Be formal and everything can be alright.
"Do you know...why I came to find you here.!?"
" No, sir Immortal.. I don't know why but as you have said I never remember bad mouthing you..I've never met you. Where me who is just a mortal too meet an immortal like you. It is an honour for me to meet you this far in my life."
The man was angry this mortal should be trembling and take in the blame so he can vent his frustration but he is not taking it.
" Don't you know I can kill you in this instance and you'll never realise that you were alive. I can wipe your soul from oblivion never to enter samsara."
The man said with menacing eyes.
" I know, sir Immortal. But you haven't yet killed me yet which shows that you are not going to do it even if you can."
Ron answered though in a calm voice yet hurriedly.
"Oh... where's the confidence coming from kid?"
The immortal was intrigued by his words.
' Thought I'm not emmitting pressure on him there is the natural pressure if an immortal.. which should make a mortal quake and hesitate and collapse his will power but this kid sure is interesting.'
" I can judged a person by their minimal behaviour . As for sir Immortal, When you came in you could have killed me when I was sleeping but you didn't and until I woke up you had a conversation with me. You even called me little thief showing you didn't even take me in your eyes yet you had a conversation with me.
You are a good person sir Immortal by nature.
And also because till now you're listening to me."
Ron explained what he thought were right in his mind but the immortal suddenly laughed in an uproar.
"-_-"
" Hahahaha! What are you thinking about kid.? Do you think you can know what kind of a person I am.?..Truly though It made my mood a bit better seeing a bigger idiot here. Truly Idiots are interesting piece of specimen...
Do you think this world is so easy ... Even if your best friend stabs you at your moment. You may be like 'he had his reasons'...
Tsk tsk...Kid...Too naive... This is world of cultivation. Humans are dark creatures. A human may chose light or darkness but human greed, jealousy is never ending..You have to always go solo kid.... Even my wives now thinks that I will abandon then. You see, Human nature is fragile as a glass if it breaks the shards can be a lethal weapon."
" Abandon them..?"
Ron mind trailed off when the immortal was explaining this thing.
"Were you even listening to my teachings...you will die very quickly this way.."
The immortal was speechless here.
' I am here talking on some good life teachings for you and yet you have to concentrate another thing.. Do you even have a brain..!'
" I'm really sorry , sir Immortal."
" Listen here nicely, I'll teach you some teachings which can be helpful for you to tackle situations in this world.."
"As you wish sir Immortal."
"hmm"
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The immortal felt that this kid was quite a humorous one but he had the innocence of mortals which would be quite big trouble onward his path.
He did not take this decision on a wimp to teach this kid but it's just that he saw that this kid had a very weird fate line leading to millions of possibilities. Many people's lives were inter twined with his fate and whatever he does unless he doesn't dies he would surely reach somewhere with a big achievement.
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Hours and Hours passed as two figures sat down.
One with a glowing figure with swollen face started talking one small figure would be listening.
This went on.
" You see now.. ..."
The immortal stopped his speech suddenly and started sweating .
" sir Immortal...?."
" Kid., My inheritance of this world is for you to use...Here take this and stick it up your Softest part of your body so it can imprint well and all the functions....shit...wait I'm coming"
Ron flails out his hand to catch a red paper with symbols of unknown language. It had thousands of lines which can get confusing as one look up to it for a long time.
Ron looked at toward the Immortal direction but he was there no more.
The room went into silent and he stood up looked left and right. Waited for some more minutes and then.
As if a dam suddenly broke out. He started laughing loudly.
"Hahahahhahahah... ...He ..He.. Hahahahhaha..What crappy immortal who talks with such a face... Hahahahahaha... As when he was explaining He bruised face was so funny.. System you see.. Even immortal gets beating and are helpless. Tsk Tsk..."
From laughter to disdain and to laughter again..
After calming himself down. He saw the red paper and laughed again ..
" Hufff...Hufff..Pfttt."
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*ಥ‿ಥ*
Ron had to control his laughter. As an experienced adult in a society he knew how to behave and control him emotional factors.
Working in companies he had all the talents but sadly he had no power so he left himself out which in return honed his acting skills and also his control over his emotions. He showed other as if he had not much ambition but in reality these thing we're only minor because he knows the higher he goes the more chaotic it gets.
He was happy with what he had. It was his upbringing.
" Now where should I stick this... What did that Immortal say to stick again!? System you remember."
* It was said to be in the softest part of the body so the...*
" What part is the softest.?"
* cheeks*
" I see the cheeks .. they sure are soft.."
Ron touched his cheeks but realized that his body was Mal nourished so his cheeks had sunk in ."
* System analyzed the best place to place it is the butt cheeks.*
"....."
* 100% probability for ownership of this space. Butt cheeks.*
" System, Are you sure your calculation are correct.!"
* Yes, The calculations are 100% correct.*
What will Ron do ?
Will he stick it up his butt cheeks?
Or
Throw it away.!
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