I sighed deeply as Josh and Ash laid down on the night sky-colored floor. Their eyes were closed as they snored. Killing these two idiots would be too merciful. I smiled as I knelt down beside the two sleeping beauties.
I then used my left hand to pull Josh's right ear, and my right hand to pull Ash's left ear. I leaned in and whispered.
"Wake up sleeping beauty, your prince has come to save you. If you don't wake up in a couple of seconds this prince will swoop down and kiss you awake."
Josh and Ash smiled simultaneously as they said.
"Please kiss us, female prince."
I smiled as I whispered back.
"Okay my dear, pucker your lips."
