"Do you have any last words?"
"Please captain have mercy on me! I promise to not do it again!"
"Mercy? Does someone like you deserve my mercy? You should count yourself lucky that I'm even giving you last words. Yet you're using them in such a way. You truly are a man who doesn't deserve to be a crew member on my ship. Now shut your damn mouth up and walk the plank."
"Please captain!"
"Don't "please captain" me right now. Now walk the plank before I personally push you off the ship. Have some dignity in death at least."
