In the cold vacuum of space or wherever I am, it gets pretty lonely real quick, at first, for a while I was fearful at the prospect of having to float around in the limitless void we call the universe but that quickly changed when I was going through the knowledge I received. It talked about some crappy inheritance I couldn't yet wrap my head around.
'What the hell can this crappy inheritance do for me, at the moment I was hoping to be reborn into a wealthy family, grow up, fuck bitches and do whatever I wanted without having to worry about anything. Man, this sucks legit donkey ass. What am I supposed to do now?'
While pondering over what to do with the inheritance, a sudden voice speaks to me in a hoarse yet feminine voice, though you would expect it to be grating, I found it calming and a sense of nostalgia soon spread out through me.
{Soon we will meet}
That was all I heard from her, I was waiting on bated breath for her to continue but alas nothing which made me frown then slowly this creepy feeling slowly spread out in my heart. This feeling made me feel a sudden longing for the owner of the voice. The feeling just kept getting worse by the second. It now felt like a heart-wrenching feeling that could consume my entire being.
'What is this feeling? I've never felt such strong feelings before for anyone, not even my mother.' My heart (?) pounding, I try to calm myself down. It felt like hours went by before I could calm my raging heart.
'That's better. But I wonder what that person wanted from me and why do I feel such potent feelings to find out who it is and when I find them I want to hold them close while breathing in their entire essence so I never forget it.'
This is weird I don't like this at all, I feel like I could turn into a yandere. While reminiscing on these newfound feelings, the pain I was feeling suddenly stopped. Thinking that I'm finely going to be a-okay. A feeling I experienced back when I was in that room but way, way more potent, and it felt so good that I felt like I was having the best orgasm I have ever felt in the entirety of my existence.
'Mmm, why...huff...does...puff...feEL...huff...soooo...GOOOOD?!' feeling so good I bite my lips so as not to scream out in utter pleasure, though I knew no one is around it still would embarrass me. (Imagine him making an Aheagao face)
This went on for what felt like forever before I could see what was happening, my body composed of light started to yet again start dissipating to GOD knows. Suddenly I heard a strange voice, that sounded like Alexa but more cold and dare I say frightening.
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System initializing...
Initializing host compatibility...
Results (87%) compatibility...
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Looking around I found a transparent window floating around my right and whenever I tried to look away it would follow me.
'WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!'
Out of nowhere, I feel the sudden urge to slumber, the type where you stay up all night and the next day even when you try to stay awake your eyes won't remain shut, well that's the feeling I'm experiencing right now.
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'Oh man, I guess this is the end for the Alexmeister, fuck I regret a lot of things I did and never got to do like I never got to know the feeling of putting my rod into a warm enough cushion.'
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'Goodbye world, goodbye mysterious lady.'
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'I wonder what post-nut syndrome feels like if you fuck a fugly chick, will it be bad enough you want to kill yourself or would you justify it to your friends in a way that someone intoxicated you and you thought she was Marilyn Monroe. So many questions yet so little answers.'
Closing my eyes, I brace myself for my intimate death.
'Goodbye yet again world or universe whatever, I can't be asked to give a shit right now.'
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Again, the feeling of drowsiness comes back and hits me like a sledgehammer, forcing me to blackout.
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In a world filled with flames burning all over the place with monsters that would give countless children nightmares, a portal opened up, and out came a man so handsome and so fiendish that the hideous creatures that filled this plane all lowered their eyes as to not offend this being in fear of being killed. Even though these creatures all looked fiendish in the eyes of many, mostly humans who know nothing of the supernatural, these creatures were all of lower-class akin to slaves that are treated like livestock. The man who walked out was none other than the incarnation of Pride itself, Lucifer.
Breathing in and exhaling out, with a smile etched on his face, Lucifer exclaims," What a wonderful time to return to hell." While walking to what appeared to be a mine dug into a mountain close by, Lucifer conjures up a pigeon holding a slip of paper on its left foot.
" Won't you be a dear and send this message to Mammon my sweet, now remember not to play around with the insects while delivering this message." Ruffling the feathers of the pigeon, Lucifer lets it go. Roohhh (A/N: I think that's a pigeon noise)
The pigeon glides over to the mine at a speed that a normal pigeon shouldn't have been able to accomplish. This speed was comparable to the flight speed of a gyrfalcon.
While flying into the mine it notices a few low-class demons looking up at it with a few with visible hunger in their eyes.
The first foolish victim was gremlin looking creature with shorter legs than the normal type of gremlin found around these parts, but it compensates by having longer arms, which are great at moving around in jungles and catching prey that it normally couldn't catch before, this creature was just a mutated version of the gremlin that learned to survive in a jungle.
The gremlin creature growls then licking its lips picks up rocks scattered near it after being imprisoned here and forced to dig, and starts throwing them at the pigeon at the speed of 170 km/h (105.1 mph) the speed at which the highest pitch in baseball has ever gotten by Aroldis Chapman.
The pigeon looks at it in disdain before letting out a sound akin to the ancient language unknown to man but sounding familiar to Latin.
[Praemium]
The next that happens is the gremlin creature explodes in the mass of flesh. This action deters other creatures that were aiming to consume it.
With a proud look after its handy work, the pigeon coos then continues on its journey It passes many variations of demons.
Almost at its destination, the pigeon coos one more time before disappearing into a flash of purple flames and reappearing in a grandeur room with most of the furniture being golden or silver with bits of diamond engraved into them. Near the window of the room sat a being of such large stature you would believe he was a giant. This giant being was none other than the personification of greed itself, one of the seven Arch-demons himself, Mammon. With his red skin, coupled with stitches running along his fat stomach with sagging man tits that hanged until his waist, an ugly face that would make any mother that uttered the phrase a face only a mother could love would all take turns beating the living daylights out of him for how repulsive he looks. Two thick legs that would put Arnold Schwarzenegger's legs to shame when he was still a bodybuilder and adorned on his thick arms are bracelets that shined every time light touched them.
In a thick and Bass type of voice that reverberated around the room, Mammon questions the pigeon that just landed on his right leg, "Hm, that's peculiar I never ordered for a pigeon to be delivered to me and," he takes a moment to look carefully at the pigeon along with how strong it is, a wicked smile comes on his face making him ugly than before," Well well if it aint little Lulu's sacred owl, wait nevermind you were turned into a rat of the skies after he fell from grace." He suddenly starts laughing, shaking the whole mine while slapping his armrest," HAHAHAHAHA."
The owl turned pigeon looks up at the high-ranking demon with anger clear in its eyes while shaking its left leg, its intentions clear. Mammon comes back from his laughing episode, then looks curiously at the pigeon while stroking his chin. He says," Did you come all the way here just to deliver me a letter." The pigeon, nodding, shakes its leg again.
"Fine, I shall look." He takes the letter strapped to its legs then unfurling the letter. While reading you can see clear joy and excitement spreading across his face. With a wicked grin, he gets up quickly for someone his size, surprising the pigeon. Spreading his arms out in joy and a smile that dwarfed the one before in its hideousness. He shouts in a loud voice that was heard in the realm he currently was living in.
"FINALLY, FINALLY, THE TIME HAS COME."