(calls mom from heaven)
mom;hello sweety
ya called me mom
mom:yes uh one how ya doing and two you haven't seen any get away demons have you like the ones that tried to steal your staff
uh I'm doin good and uh.... like I seen 11 but there's 89 in Tokyo right now as we speak. destroying the city... why?
mom:... well we were too late.
we who
me and your father
oh.... wait he knew about this
mom:well yes but um he's off doing something else right now and you I can't touch those things all I can say is I will lend you my power to help fight
thank you but do you know where they are coming from
mom:sorry sweetie I can't right now. but I know your smart enough to figure it out yourself and let me know when you take care of all of them will ya
sure
mom:bye bye sweetie
bye mom... okay so uh they were warning me about this and I fucking didn't get the message and now we're in trouble
kieshaya:so your admitting its your fault for all this
no
kieshaya:that's what it sounds like to me
..... (trying not to smack her) only one month here and shit happens geez I thought back home was bad
bokugo:well you have any ideas on how to make this shit get done fast
kieshaya:well I was thinking maybe we could just tell Lia to deal with all of it
bokugo:first no one asked you secondly she can't do all that on her own
kieshaya:well she's a pro and part demon and angel and stuff so-
that doesn't mean I can handle every and any thing in the world so how bout you just shut up for a second
kieshaya:who do you think your talking to
your short ass that's who
kieshaya:bokubabe tell her to leave me alone
bokugo:no
kieshaya:(eyes start to glow up) I said tell her to leave me alone
bokugo:"leave my girlfriend alone you slutty ass bitch"
.... bokugo?
bokugo:"(pushes you away from her) I said move it hoe"
.... (notice his eyes are now the same color as kieshaya's)..... BOKUGO!
bokugo:(just standing there)
kieshaya:that's right you heard him leave me I mean us alone k
... (blows a pink Mist at bokugo)
bokugo:(eyes turn back to there Ruby red self)... kieshaya leave us alone go find mr. awsiwa
kieshaya:..... but how..... wait why?
bokugo:cause your being a. pain in th-
kieshaya:don't forget what we "talked" about okay
bokugo:... I'm sorry I just got angry
kieshaya:oh you don't have to apologize it's totally fine
bokugo:...
? ...
{🚫warning toxic language uses coming up}
{hour later}
(you, Hawks, and bokugo have token down five out of the ten monsters in front of y'all down and find some help)
mirko:wow so this is what everyone was talking about... show Hawks
Hawks:(yeets some ruble away with his feathers) huh? oh hey mirko
mirko:so those are the things I'm guessing
Hawks:yep but there not the only piano I'm dealing with
mirko: oh, what is it?
Hawks:so you know that kid that took my spot as the new youngest pro hero
mirko:yes
Hawks:she's not the problem she's actually really chill it's just I'm worried that the girl bokugo dating might push her of the edge as in go off and mess her up as in Lia will beat up kieshaya
mirko:huh... well.... wait you said kieshaya as in kieshaya kinstoy
Hawks:yes.... why?
mirko:I have casese that lead up to her family
hawks:what kind?
mirko that's what I'm trying to figure out but the thing is.... all the suspects are dead but they all had a certain like in graved tattoo is was like fusion of a like a lion and wolf and a hawk in like a fancy circle
Hawks:..... ya know after all this I gonna help you on that
mirko sure I can us a pet bird as some help
Hawks:ay shut it bunny
mirko:alright..... oh that's Lia the girl your talking about
Hawks yeah
mirko:she took down the rest of the monsters
with bokugo..... geez we competition with the next generation
Hawks:well gen z is the best generation so far
mirko:yeah
... (signs and walks away)
mirko:sup girl you good
no um hella confused as fuck
mirko:yeah your not the only one that gurl is.... um-
a slutty as bitch who needs to sit the fuck down somewhere if she ain't gonna help no one do shit then go fuck off cause she just getting in the fucking way if trying to take down these demon creatures and can go suck a dick for all I care cause she really really really REALLY PISSING ME THE FIRST FUCK OFF and my problem is bokugo just standing there doing what she says for NO. GOT. DAMN. REASON
(everyone heard you including class 1-A who just came up)
mirko:.... well
Hawks:took the words right out my mouth in point
heh
kieshaya:(opens mouth)
DON'T YOU SAY A GOT DAMN MOTHER FUCKING THING,LIKE I JUST SAID (gets louder) SUCK. A. DAMN. MOTHER. FUCKING. CRUSTY.RUSTY.MUSTY.OLD.MAN.DICK.YOU. DUMB.ASS.PUSSY.ASS.BITCH(flicks her off)
kieshaya:(flinches)
everyone;(flinches a little)
{word uses is now over}
awww what's wrong look ima pro..... a pro who will put anyone that includes people other than villains and criminals in there fucking place so try me one more got damn time today and see what will(takes a deep breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
denki:..... Lia is piiiiiiised
Mina:maybe she can put someone in there place
sero:yeah
bokugo:... kieshaya I think you should just go with the class
kieshaya:..... (nods head) but I wanna-
bokugo:look I don't think you wanna get roasted both with words and hands so you need to go
kieshaya:but-
bokugo:GO..... and be annoyed if you want but I need to talk and work with her to help her
kieshaya:but-
bokugo:GO NOW
kieshaya:(runs to where the class is)
bokugo:(walks to where you are) lia
what
bokugo:she's gone now(gives you a hug
... (hugs him back) okay... one question
bokugo:yes
how the hell you deal with her ass
bokugo:it's a struggle for me too just know that
if she don't shut up she'll get smacked to smitherins
bokugo:I know I know(let's go)
(let's go) okay I should feel hella better now
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bokugo:yeah(looks at you)
(looks at him back)
Bokugo:(walks up to you and starts making out with you)
(kisses back)
bokugo:treddy bear
hum
bokugo:I love you and hate her ass to the damn core
kieshaya:(disintegrates instantly)
I figured I love you two
bokugo:let's get married and have two kids
(... y'all ready know this isn't sounding like bokugo.... I wish kieshaya would go Desntagrate somewhere..... what part y'all think could be true)
(but for real tho)
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bokugo:okay where to now
... um... on 23rd street
Hawks:okay to 23rd street we go