Hey guys its me Argo and while walking to the tomb I've been asking Mira what I can buy from the store. She told me besides items, skills and job classes, I'm able to buy titles, bloodlines, and cultivation techniques as well. This new information on what I could buy made me even more excited then before until this so called 'special hidden quest' popped up.
[Special Hidden Quest activated]
[ Conquer the Tomb of Nazarik
Let's see if you can defeat a dungeon that has claimed many lives with its ruler, Lord Ainz Ooal Gown, and his Guardians that serve him.
Win Conditions: Kill all in the dungeon or Lord Ainz's friend
Reward: 1x Random Familiar Ticket, 1x Random Subclass Ticket, and 1x Random Bloodline Ticket ]
Argo: 'This was just supposed to be a little fun not some fight to the death, I'm starting see why some people don't like the system because of its quests. This is becoming more troublesome, but on that note.'
I turn back into sound waves to avoid the sight of whoever's watching and show up inside the throne room where no one is currently at. I'm still not used to having my body completely turned into sound just yet because it feel like every atom is vibrating incredibly fast. I feel weak and strong at the same time when I become sound.
*Grrr*
Argo: I'm so hungry, I should've eaten before I left maybe I can raid the kitchen for food.
{Atom Manipulation} is an OP skill don't get me wrong its that I don't want to try to make food since it might end up tasting nasty. I wont create something for me to eat if I can't remember the taste. I use my {Sound Manipulation} to make my footsteps soundless along with my breath soundless and used {Atom Manipulation} to turn my body's and clothes atoms invisible so that I can sneak around.
I saw a group of maids walking in one direction, they weren't the Pleiades so that was a plus, I decided to listen in on their conversation.
Maid 1: What are we having for lunch today you think?
Maid 2: Whatever it is its gonna be tasty.
Maid 3: You two are just bottomless pits when it comes to food.
*Grrr*
Maid 3: Your stomachs already growling aren't you ashamed!
Maid 1/ Maid 2: It wasn't us.
Argo: 'Shit! Damn my stomach and its three meals a day crap!'
Maid 3: Whatever there's no point in lying anyway, let's just go eat.
They head off to what I hopes the cafeteria because at this point I'm starving. These girls made walk for 10 minutes because they wanted to talk to their fellow maids, like you gotta be kidding me! None the less we arrived at the cafeteria where I'll be raiding, I watch them go to the counter where their fellow maids pit food on the trays. I jump over the counter grabbing a tray as I start sneakily scooping out food and putting it on my plate before I bolt off with mash potatoes, green beans, fries and a burger.
I ate my fill of food before putting it on a table and leaving.
Argo: 'That hit the spot. Now its time to find Lord Ainz who should be in his office if I'm correct and if not I check his bedroom.'
When I checked his office he was sitting there doing paperwork with Albeto standing by his side like always, then I got an idea. I slowly approach Albedo with the most extreme caution before I slap her a**.
Albedo: *Ahh* Lord Ainz!
She reacted in her usual horny succubus self.
Ainz: Yes Albedo?
Albedo: You could've just asked me if you wanted to touch me, I would be more than happy to service you.
Ainz: Al-Albedo!
Argo: Hahahahaha!
Ainz: Who's there!
Argo: 'Oops. Might've forgotten to make sure they couldn't here my voice, but its to late for that.*sigh*'
Argo: Heyo
I turned off both my {Atom Manipulation} and {Sound Manipulation} so they could feel my presence.
Ainz: I saw you in the woods using my mirror how did you get in here?
Argo: That's a secret. All you need to know is that I want to be friends or at the very least non-hostile towards each other.
Albedo: Why would we want to be allies with you in the first place?
Argo: I would like to speak to your Lord Ainz regarding that matter in private.
Ainz: You've peaked my interest so I'll agree to your terms.
Albedo: But Lord Ainz!
Ainz: Do you not believe in my strength?
Albedo: Of course not! I just don't want you to get hurt again!
She started to get teary as I yawn.
Ainz: I'll be fine so go outside and don't let anyone disturb us.
Albedo: Yes Lord Ainz
She walked outside with a depressed face and a hint of bloodlust towards me before she shut the door.
Ainz: So now that we're alone you cab speak freely.
I walk to his desk before whispering in his ear.
Argo: How do you keep up that whole overlord act?
When I pulled away his jaw dropped.
Ainz: How did you know?
Argo: The same reason I know where the so called "Supreme Beings" went when they stop entering YGGDRASIL.
Ainz: Your a player?
Argo: Man I wish!
Ainz: Then who are you?
Argo: You know those isekai mangas that show the MC reincarnating into a different world?
Ainz: Don't tell me, you died and met a god or goddess that reincarnated you here?
Argo: Yep, that's my story!
Ainz: What did you wish for?
Argo: That's also a secret.
Ainz: Well of you think we can be friends just because you know of my past life and who I really am doesn't mean we can be friends, if anything it hardens the reason we should be enemies.
Argo: What if I help you rank up?
Ainz: That term only applied to monsters in YGGDRASIL not players so what how does that help me.
Argo: Don't forget you're not in YGGDRASIL anymore so now those rules don't apply to you now and even if it did the rank up I'm talking about is more of a Class Rank Up than anything else.
Ainz: Your telling me that you have something that can evolve my class?
Argo: Yep.
Ainz: What do you want in return?
Argo: I already said what I wanted from you didn't I.
Ainz: Yes you did, I believe it was to be friends with me if I'm not mistaken.
Argo: That's correct so know I have to ask you, do we have a deal?
Ainz: We have a deal. My apologies, but I still haven't asked for your name.
Argo: Just call me Argo, Argo Manleah. And here's what I promised you.
I put an old black book on his desk which I'd bought from Mira when I got the hidden quest.
Argo: Open this and you'll become an Undead Sage, but fair warning when you class up; your gonna be flooded with information by the person who wrote this.
Ainz: Fascinating.
Argo: I'll be roaming around Nazarik so don't worry I won't be going far.
Ainz: Here take this so to make sure your not treated as an enemy.
He gave me a ring that looked similar to the one he gave to Albedo and Mare, this meant I could freely teleport around the mansion.
Argo: I'll take it as a gift, happy reading.
I walked outside the room putting on the ring when I'm met with Albedo, the Pleiades, Sebas, Shalltear, Cocytus and even Demiurge were waiting outside of Ainz's office. They all looked at me with questioning eyes.
Argo: Am I in trouble?
Demiurge: What's a human doing in The Great Tomb of Nazarik Albedo?
Shalltear: He looks adorable I just want to eat him up.
Argo: I hope you don't mean that literally and if you must know what I was doing in Nazarik it was to befriend Ainz which I must say worked perfectly.
Everyone: ....What?!?!
Argo: Please stop yelling.
Albedo: Where are you going to now?
Argo: I was just gonna roam around and see if there's anything interesting, so bye.
I teleported using the ring to the Coliseum on the ground(Not the seats) since it seemed like a good option at the time. I looked at the notification that showed up after I made the deal with Ainz.
[Special Hidden Quest Completed]
[Conquer the Tomb of Nazarik
Let's see if you can defeat a dungeon that has claimed many lives with its ruler, Lord Ainz Ooal Gown, and his Guardians that serve him.
Win Conditions: Kill all in the dungeon or become Lord Ainz's friend]
[You received: 1x Random Familiar Ticket, 1x Random Subclass Ticket, and 1x Random Bloodline Ticket]
[Would you like to use the Tickets now?
Y/N ]
Argo: 'Yes.'
A magic circle suddenly formed with a shining light coming from it with two other notifications.
[Congratulations Host you received the Subclass: Womanizer]
[Congratulations Host you received the Bloodline: Monster Tamer]
When the light had went away it was replaced by a kitten with purple eyes with a hint of gold and white sheen fur covering its body, the last notification popped up over the sweet kitty that was sitting looking up at me with admiration almost.
[Congratulations Host you received the Familiar: Magic Cat(female)]
[Name your Familiar]
Argo: Since its a cat....I'll name you Nikkoya.
[Naming...Complete]
[Nikkoya(female) | Race: Intelligent Monster
Age: 4 yrs old
A cat that has the intellectual mentality of a human, the people who look into this animal's eyes will see a hint of wisdom that you wouldn't see in any other animal, whoever summons this familiar is extremely lucky because this cat can conjure spells.
Spells:
{Haste: quickens targets speed by 30%}
{Blink: teleports however far the caster can see}
{Fireball: not explaining😑}
{Lesser Strength: decreases the targets strength by 20%}
{Lesser Dexterity: decreases the targets dexterity by 20%}
{Alarm: can set spells that wait a certain amount of time, set to go off when an enemy walks by, or be forcibly activated by the caster to be casted}
{Magic Arrow: shoots an arrow created by mana at the target}
After I looked at my new familiars status I looked over my previous notifications and what the hell did I do deserve that subclass. How can 'womanizer' be a goddamn subclass!
????: Who are you mister?
I snap out of my rage mode when I hear someone tapping my shoulder. I turn around and see the tomboy dark elf known as Aura.
Argo: I'm Argo and I'm visiting as Ainz's friend.
I show her the ring as proof.
Aura: Well a friend of Lord Ainz must make you very strong. Oh by the by my names Aura and its nice to meet you.
Argo: Hello Aura and the pleasure is all mine, so what do you do here for fun anyway?
Aura: We usually do whatever Lord Ainz tells us to, but on our free days we mostly just practice fighting.
Argo: Is there anything I can fight that's level 100 in at least level 80, I'm starting to become bored.
Aura: Sure just let me grab my brother Mare first.
She runs off to get her sister leaving me with my little kitty was locking herself before I picked her up off the ground and started to cradle it in my arms. I went to the stands where I began to pamper Nikkoya as she starts to purr happily. I decided to give her some accessories like a collar and a hat; I buy her a purple collar with her name and my name as her owner on the back, I also giver her the hat the cat from soul eater wore.
She seemed to like the gifts I gave her. I then see Aura had returned with her sister Mare as well as Shalltear, Albedo, Demiurge, Cocytus, the Pleiades and Sebas.
Argo: I didn't know that the whole gang would show up to my little scuffle.
Albedo: We've just came to see how strong you are so we decided to watch your fight.
Argo: I don't see why not..Can one of you watch Nikkoya for me, I don't want to see her get hurt.
I hold her up for them to see.
????: Cute.
Argo: You want to hold her while I fight, Ms.?
????: CZ212 and yes.
Argo: Okay then.
I gave Nikkoya to CZ212 watching them all go to the stands to watch me while I start stretching, don't want to pull a muscle.
Mare: I'll start summoning a spirit now s-so get ready.
He summons what looks to be a water spirit for me to fight.
Argo: This is gonna be a piece of cake.
Mare: Water Spirit destroy the human.
With the orders from its master it shot a beam of water at me, I unsurprisingly dodge the attack by turning into sound waves and turned back to normal, I showed myself above the water spirit as I send out an intense psionic wave that one shots the water spirit. I land back on the ground dusting off my shoulders when I turn to the crowd watching me in amazement of my fight.
Argo: How did I do?
I smiled innocently at them.
Cocytus: He's strong.
Demiurge: We know that, but we need to figure out how strong he is and where's his limit.
Albedo: Indeed.
Shalltear: What I want to know is how can a human defeat a level 80 monster with just one attack like its child's play.
Argo: You could just ask.
I snuck up behind them to see what they're talking about knowing that I was the hot topic of their whole conversation was obvious.
Aura: Your strong Argo , you look like you weren't even trying!
I only smiled at her comment.
Demiurge: Since you told us we could just ask then fine; How far can you go before your at your limit.
Argo: Well I guess on the level that I can manipulate the world to my will.
Everyone: .....
Solution: I wonder what it would take for you to die.
Argo: That's gonna be near impossible well with me being immortal and all.
Everyone: ....
????: Hahahahahahaha
Everyone(Not Argo): Lord Ainz
Ainz: I'm glad to see you've met already met them so I can skip the introductions.
Argo: I've just been relaxing so far, I'm gonna get some shut-eye so see you when I wake back up
I take back Nikkoya from CZ212 before going into the {Inter-Dimensional House} where I make a nice comfy bed, I even changed the environment to a grassy plain with a beautiful night sky. I lay down covering myself while Nikkoya snuggles next to me. I dose of asleep holding Nikkoya thinking of what tomorrow will bring.
Argo: Goodnight Nikkoya.
????: Good night Argo nya~.
Argo: 'Who's that, I don't care I'm going to sleep.'
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Goddess POV:
????: Thanks for doing what I asked.
Goddess: Not like I can refuse the God of Origin, but why did you create an irregularity in my world.
????: I was bored and wanted to be entertained.
Goddess: Of course you create an irregularity since getting a pet is so hard.
????: The wishes he made were interesting to say the least.
Goddess: *tick* "Interesting". "Interesting"! I couldn't even put a cap on his wishes not even a limit since a god of higher authority created him!
????: Yeah, that was my bad.
Goddess: I demand you compensate me for my troubles.
????: What did you have in mind?
The god leans in closer to the goddess.
Goddess: I'm not falling for your games again.
She was blushing red from his seductive charm.
????: What kinda games are you talking about, I'm thought you just wanted compensation.
Goddess: I-I don't want this kinda compensation.
????: What are you talking about? I was just asking what did you want as compensation.
He smiled innocently at the now embarrassed Goddess.
Goddess: You idiot!
She then starts hitting his chest with amazing strength that would destroy even an immortal.
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Argo POV:
When I opened my eyes I planned to see my cute familiar, Nikkoya, but instead I see a girl with cat ears and a cat tail who's naked laying next to me. She starts waking up showing her body's curves.
????: Morning Argo Nya~.
Argo: The fuck!