It was first time for Vash to feel fear, fear from something stronger, he had forgotten this feeling when he became a fighter. So when he observed the abomination in front of him, all he could see was the taut muscled arms destroying everything in its wake.
This Titanic gorilla was guarding a strange fruit with swirls on it, Vash had sneaked into its territory and had stolen it when the beast was away doing its beastly activity. The ape had gone nuts when it found that the fruit is missing, and destroyed everything in a fit of rage. It uprooted trees like pulling weeds, and hurled them as they were sticks.
Vash felt the fury of this baboon like monster, which chilled him to the bone, calming his heartbeat, he left with his spoils.
Reaching the cave which he now calls it home, he began rummaging the rucksack,
" l should see what's today's haul." said Vash, organising his loot.
He got some meat from the deer that was unfortunate victim of the rampage, some berries he collected from nearby shrubs, some guava like fruits and most importantly the strange fruit he got from ape's territory.
"now to prepare them nicely." stated Vash to no one, and started preparing his lunch. He first skinned the meat and roughly chopped it and cleaned it in the brook nearby, draining the leftover blood. He lighted up sticks by rubbing them hard which swiftly turned into large fire, large enough to cook a palatable dish, then he sliced the fruits with a makeshift stone knife and sandwiched it between two meat layers wrapped it in banana leaves, he put the package on fire, and waited for fire to burn out, after that he took it out and unwrapped it. "hmm, it smells good." said Vash. he took some berries, squashing with his palms he poured the streaming juice on the cooked meat to cool it off to be edible without tongue burns and to enhance the flavor. "it's time to eat." said Vash and hurriedly took a bite."non, nom, it's good, the perfect blend of meatiness with sweetness of fruit and some unknown disgusting shitty flavor.....blarghh". before he could say anything more he dropped the unfinished lunch and started puking his heart out."blargh... blargh what kind of devil's shit is this, it's so disgusting. blarghh."
Vash barfed all over the place, and the retching made even animals and birds fleeing, even the gorilla, after it caught the repugnant scent left the island in hurry, jumped into ocean and swam as if it's life depended on it.
"damn it! at this rate I'll die vomiting." screamed Vash, and after ejecting every bit of his breakfast, he stopped barfing and sighed in relief.
"ugkh... So horrendously disgusting, if I ever puke like this again even the gods will fell down from their throne by this stench. Alright I'll name this move Super secret skill: barf cannon, which I hopefully will never use, I'll rather die first then to resort to this."
While Vash was on Earth he was known as "trailblazing dreadnaught". he was a Martial artist of highest caliber. There were none who could match him, he decimated every opponent, he had no equal and he reigned the world of Martial arts.
After Vash achieved the peak of Martial arts, he had hit the limits of bodily strength humanly possible. So when he knew he couldn't possibly get stronger, he started researching supernatural which lead him to dead end. So in the end he decided to live his life to the fullest. Traveling became his favorite hobby, and when he was not traveling he refined his fighting skills and put down any challenger seeking fame.
At this time Vash started considering his life choices. In his travel to continent of Africa, He somehow got signed up for digging at an archeological site, Vash with some other diggers found a strange vortex of black liquid, which seemingly stretched into the core of the planet, he stupidly jumped into it in hopes of finding underground ecosystem, instead he inexplicably found himself in this strange island with exotic species of organisms. So in the end he didn't regret doing it, and he would have done it again if given another chance.
"I better leave this place or I'll die due this horrible smell, ugh...it would be ironic if Earth's greatest Martial artist died inhaling stench of his own vomit." said Vash and started walking in a random direction.
After jungle trekking for half an hour, he noticed something unusual."did I put on some weight?" said Vash as he observed his footsteps leaving deep indents on forest floor. suddenly some weird knowledge was firmly imprinted onto his mind.
"kiloton kiloton fruit?! what the actual fuck...." exclaimed Vash in loud voice.Then he refocused on the foreign information and he was gobsmacked when he found out about his current overweight condition.
"I can actually manipulate my weight!! what in the world is this ability?!!", said Vash as his mind raced with different thoughts, he imagined all the possible usage of his newly gained super power and a maniacal grin crept on his face.
"iyahahaha....", laughed Vash in unrestrained manner. After he calmed his giddy excitement, he checked his body for any changes. He felt that his body became a lot stronger than before and full of energy, all of his senses were more keen, his mind clearer than ever.
'What the heck actually happened to me?!!
It must have been that fruit with weird swirls on it. What is it with me and swirls? First it was swirling vortex which landed me in this world and now that fruit which probably gave me this ability'. Thought Vash.
"Alright, I have decided, apart from being best in Martial arts, I'll search for every magical swirls.", Said Vash to himself and started his journey in this strange and unknown world.
(A/N)In the future I might edit the chapters in case of mistakes, which it probably has ton of it.