Frozen Milk glided onto the ground and crawled like a desperate centipede with only 50 legs into the cave. A few minutes later, he heard the presence of his villain.
It was in this moment Frozen Milk turned into a devoted, loyal prayer, the amount he prayed, the amount of bullshit promises he made to the Lord was enough to put a whole church in the Middle Ages out of business and to shame. Oh, how envious those money-grubbing fake priests must be if they saw him!
That was when Frozen Milk believed in God, the exact moment the villain stepped past his cave and walked off into another direction, still with a cloud of killing intent surrounding him
.Frozen Milk was truly grateful. Now he had to fulfil his promise. Frozen Milk was a scum but he wasn't a lowly scum that wouldn't repay his saviour. He was now gung-ho about becoming a monk.
Frozen Milk's mind was in a state of panic and he couldn't properly focus. Especially, without the system, Frozen Milk had a hard time figuring out what his book was even about.
The emotions he felt all at once in just a short amount of time was enough to send any healthy person into a cardiac arrest.
"System, please can't you give an overview of the book's plot?"
"Host, you are the author. No one knows better than you do."
"Wait, weren't you supposed to be in sleep mode?"
"System's currently in sleep mode. Please try again later."
"Don't fucking pretend, you!"
However, Frozen Milk gave up. His system was ridiculous useless just like in his books. Frozen Milk mentally begged for forgiveness to all the authors in his stories he sent into the nightmare of transmigration.
Frozen Milk closed his eyes and wanted to rest for a while.
His book 'Another one fell through' was his 20th transmigration story. Just like all the others, it was about an author being transmigrated into their own story hence the title 'Another one fell through'.
His readers commented on his stupid creativity and Frozen Milk only chose the title because well, of course, it was to piss his readers off. Their fault for coming back.
'Another one fell through' however was a bit different than his usual stories.
The author inside his book wrote a transmigration story about transmigration and then got sucked into it before he even got to the part of transmigration. Yes, mindception.
But basically, the book was set in another universe where the world was divided into the water and the nature half. As ridiculous as it sounded, the water half of the world was full of water cities. The nature half was full of jungles like the one he was in right now and thus the people from the nature half were barbaric in the eyes of the water people.
A feud between them existed, yet in the middle between those two sides was a small island neither belonging to any of the halves. It was a neutral place that didn't tolerate fighting.
The water people have long tried to dominate and make the nature half their own. That was where the protagonist came in, he was from the neutral side and finally was able to unify the world, but he had to fight against many enemies and his main antagonist was the next king in line of the nature half.
The villain, Frozen Milk just encountered. The hero's journey was then pretty much the same: get stronger, bed all the females and create a harem and have peers to fight alongside and after many tries beat the OP main antagonist who was evil.
Frozen Milk's goal was to become a monk, that meant he had to get onto the neutral island because monks only lived there to pacify any fights.
Frozen Milk also realised now that the clothes he wore indicated he was from the water half.The luck! He was in the enemy territory! No wonder, the villain wanted him dead!
He forgot this cannon fodder was an arrogant scum that thought he could prove himself to the main girl of the story, future wife of the protagonist, that he would be able to get the head of the villain. This just obviously screamed death flag.
Frozen Milk needed to rest. He really needed to rest or else he was going to bash his head in from all the stupid things he wrote and regretted now!
He wished he could be one of the readers and write a damn hate comment himself. He would've never ever, ever spared the author that wrote trash like this!
"Fuck!" Frozen Milk was at the end, truly at the end.
But then another thought popped up in his mind, would he be able to meet the author he sent into this transmigration hell?
And how would they react if they knew what he did to them or even worse, what if they knew what kind of shitty ending Frozen Milk had planned?
A cold shiver ran down his spine. He didn't want to think about it. Better to sleep and forget everything. Maybe it was all a dream.