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Of course, slicing vegetables can be a performance item.
If Jiang Feng could blindfold himself and swiftly slice cucumbers into raincoat-like thinness or carve radish skins as translucent as those in "Little Chinese Chef," not to mention performing for the elderly, he could even scrape together a solid five minutes of solo screen time on a variety show. However, Jiang Feng would like to keep his left hand company into his old age.
Jiang Feng was confident he could slice vegetables blindfolded.
But as to whether he would cut his hand, or how many fingers he might sever, and whether he would be lucky enough to encounter a Doctor Ling while being rushed to the hospital, Jiang Feng had no assurance.
So Jiang Feng chose to carve radish flowers.
To fool primary schoolers, surely it's best to cater to their tastes.
