"Look, now we have some good news and some bad news,"
"I really hate this phrase because no matter which piece of news you put first, under normal circumstances, the whole situation would be completely messed up by the bad news. At least, under the effect of my poor luck aura, I have never encountered any good news that could offset the bad news."
Alright, enough complaining for now. Let's listen to the good news – after all, even an ostrich can find a bit of comfort in the sand before it's caught.
