As I sit down in my office at the dress shop Ivan walks in and says "Boss Fast Eddy and his buddy Stu are out in front trying to sucker people with card tricks and crappy products how would you like me to deal with it"
"No big deal Ivan I'll deal with this personally because mother said these two are pests that need to be dealt with anyways because now they are annoying me" I say as I stand up and walk out the door
As I exit the shop I see a 5 foot 3 inch man in a cheap suit with a greasy comb-over who must be Fast Eddy and a bald 5 foot 6 guy in a white sleeveless shirt and black dress pants with a big bear belly who is definitely Stu. Right as they see me approach them from the store they try to escape but Ivan has already snuck behind them from the back door of the dress shop and blocks their escape.
While looking around nervously fast Eddy says" is there a problem Mr Kowalski"
"Yeah Eddy there is you and Stu are trying to scam people out of their money in front of my shop despite being warned more than once not to so now I'm going to have to deal with you personally which you really don't want that because my way isn't very fun for you at least it's very fun for me and Ivan so here's what I'll do I'll let you pick your own punishment okay"
"Well if it's okay with you Mr Kowalski we could just leave town and never come back if that works for you sir"
" Hmm that's not a terrible idea but I need you two to understand that if you take one step inside town ever again I will personally kill both of you in the most painful way I can think of is that understood"
" Yes sir I understand c'mon Stu let's get the fuck out of here before they kill us"
After they leave I walk back to the shop and sit down in my office and after about 20 minutes Karen walks in and says "Hey Butch Mrs Abernathy the preacher's wife is out here complaining about a product breaking and wants a refund for it what do you want me to do with her"
"Really that's the fifth time this month she's come here after breaking her product from overuse I guess you can just send her in so I can talk with her about it"
"You got it lover boy I'll send her in" Karen says as she wiggles her ass a little while leaving the room
After about a minute Mrs Abernathy walks in my office wearing a blue sundress from our mid-range racks and a big matching sunhat while carrying a shoebox under one arm and a green handbag under the other the other and as she enters she asks "Who are you and what are you doing here I usually deal with Mrs Kowalski for your [specialty items] "
"Oh let me introduce myself I'm Butch Kowalski Zofia is my mother and she has me run the store's affairs how can I help you today ma'am"
"Is there a woman I can speak with this is a little private "
" unfortunately no ma'am there isn't so you'll have to tell me what you need help with today"
"well okay I guess the vibrator I bought here seems to have broken and your store has a guarantee on everything and I'd like a simple replacement for it if you wouldn't mind"
"Well see the problem ma'am is..."
"Oh please you can call me Cheryl honey"
"Okay Cheryl then the problem is that you have broken 5 separate vibrators this month including most recently our deluxe model which is custom made to be more powerful and more durable than anything else so we can't help you out with a new one because nothing else will last any real amount of time for you so I have to ask why are you using your vibrator so much if you don't mind me asking I mean don't you have a husband"
"Well because you asked me I guess I will tell you my husband Preacher Melvin Abernathy hasn't touched me since our wedding night because he says it's unseemly for a man of God to act on sexual desires so I've been using the vibrators your mother sells to satisfy myself and they always die on me within a couple of days and even your deluxe model died after a week so now it's sounds like you are saying I'm out of options for any kind of satisfaction"
"Well not exactly Cheryl since you can't get mechanical satisfaction I could offer you the organic option which would be free if you wouldn't mind "
"that depends what is the Organic option young man" Cheryl says while smiling coyly and leaning forward exposing her enormous cleavage to me
"Well first I'd press this button under my desk that locks my door so no one can interrupt us and then I'd strip us both down and I wouldn't stop making love to you until you are satisfied"
"But I have a husband....."
"Yes you have a husband but he hasn't touched you in years" I say as I stand up and walk up to her and place my thumb and forefinger around her chin and gently tilt her face towards mine and give her a deep kiss on her full lips and say "So would you like to try the organic option Cheryl"
while trembling from head to toe Cheryl stands up, takes off her hat, and unpins her hair letting it fall to just below her shoulders and says " Oh God yes Butch I want you to use me like a cheap little whore" after which she drags me towards her and kisses me sticking her tongue in the back of my mouth in a deep French kiss
"Okay then Cheryl sit up on my desk then" I say and as she sits on the edge of my desk I carefully pull off her shoes and slowly pull off her panties to see that her pussy is completely clean shaven and is soaked in it's own juices and seeing that I start eating out her pussy swirling my tongue around inside her trying to spell out the entire alphabet which makes her say
"oh god no one has ever done that before don't stop" after hearing that I speed up and lightly play with her clit very lightly making her squirm around like a virgin and making her cum within 2 minutes "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMMING" and she slumps downwards a little from how good it felt and then she says " your turn now Butch I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it"
After saying that we switch places and she unzips my pants and easily deepthroats my cock and starts slowly sucking it while stroking the lower half of my cock while sucking and licking the top half of it all while staring straight into my eyes and smiling at me
While taking my dick out of her mouth she asks " how am I doing honey" while still stroking me
I answer" Ah you're doing great Cheryl keep going I'm almost there"
After I say that she speeds up almost immediately making me say "ah I'm CUMMMING" and I release an enormous load into her mouth and she swallows every last drop of it and cleaning my dick off before putting it back in my pants and getting dressed again
"Ah thank you Honey that was exactly what I needed thanks and I'd love to make this a regular thing if you don't mind Butch"
"No problem sexy we definitely can and here I want you to have these earrings that I was told can make you feel younger and a non electric dildo so you don't have to ever replace it"
" Oh thank you Butch I will always wear them but I have to leave so my husband doesn't get suspicious so goodbye Honey"
"See you later then sexy" after which she leaves and I rest for a bit in my chair
"Boss what happened you were in the office for a good while" Karen asks
"Oh no big deal Karen I just helped Mrs Abernathy get some satisfaction that's all" I say while smiling with my eyes closed
"Oh I understand Butch I'll let you get some rest" she says with a knowing smile before I fall asleep