da fuk? I guess some of you can talk to me... "as your creator I'm the only one who can talk to you directly" ok... why did you make me? " I was bored..."
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thats it? " yup..." so you just... MADE an entire existence... cause you were bored.
"pretty much sums it up ya..."
how?
"I just did..." so where do I come from anyway? " me. you're kind of like an extant of my personality in a way... basically a piece of me... or my imagination at least..." sooooo I'm technically you? " yup" so that means you're just technically talking to your self right now? "....." well that's just sad... "so aren't you just insulting yourself right now?" ..... " well isn't THAT just sad huh?" but you control me so YOU made me say it... "....." NOW what's sad you fucking masoch- " DIDN'T YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DO!?"
you didn't deny it but do continue... " shut up and what you want?" WELL... for one... a body, senses and emotions would be nice... "....." you didn't think about that did you? "...no..." and THAT'S what I thought... "what ya want ta look like anyway?" ... you do realize I might need to know what anything looks like first right? ".....noted..... I've given you all the knowledge I have so I'll give you my memories of what things look like... k?" k- DAMMMMMM
...that's alota shit... " and I'm not even that old!" so I'm an extension of you right? "ya..." but did you have to give me so many of your fucking problems!? I can't chose what I want to look like! " WELL... unlike ME you can shapeshift..." ... " didn't think of that did ya?" you didn't let me "... " dIDn't tHInK oF THat diD Ja? " shapeshifter it is..." hey YOU made this personality... what's it called any way? " well since we have the same problems it might change but right now you're made up mostly of sarcasm and witty comebacks or as the internet people called it 'SASSIVE AGGRESSIVE'" ..... I like it... " I KNOW RIGHT!?"
so are we just gonna keep talking to each other... or ourselves... me,you? never mind... but are we actually gonna do something? " probably in the next chapter this one might have gone on to long..." k but one one more thing? "hmm?" theres some missing parts of your memory... why? "..... the parental rating isn't high enough..." show me anyway! "...O.K...." let's see he-..... " ..... you ok?"
DA FUK!?