Here's the plan

Mayflower and I are moving to Washington DC today. It feels weird not because we've never lived together but because we've lived in South Carolina for all our childhood. We're here, and our new neighbors are best friends. One of them is a law student for Yale and the other one is a bartender with Daddy issues and a heart of gold. Mayflower really likes Jack (the law student) and I really like Justin (the bartender with Daddy issues and a heart of gold). We work minimum wage and a one bedroom apartment. We make ends meet, but that's ok we're happy. Tomorrow we all have a double date.