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Chapter 349 - All In The Family: Ch. 01

"Now this is the way to take a shower, fucking Humper family style!" Henry chortled, fondling his mother's funbags and occasionally suckling a wet nipple, drawing on her teat like he was that little sixteen-year-old boy again and Hilda was breastfeeding him her sweet breast milk.

"I have wanted to do this shit for a long time!" Harriet announced, going to her knees in the spacious luxury shower, her toppling honkers hanging as she knelt in front of Henry's fully engorged penis, its twelve inches sticking straight out in front of him proudly. Harriet gripped Henry's huge fucktool in her little girlish hand and giggled as she fluttered her tongue around inside his peehole, his urethra tingling with this mixture of enormous tits and oral stimulation.

"That's great, sweetie," Hilda moaned out as Henry nursed her left milker like he was having his breakfast. "Yummy down on that wee wee, baby. Suck that cock, Harriet."

"Mmmmmphhhh," was all Harriet Humper could utter, her mouth filled totally to capacity by the length and girth of Henry's wee wee as her titties rocked up and down. "Mmmpph, mmpphh."

"Yes, that's the way, Harriet!" Hilda cheered, clapping her hands together in childish glee as she watched her daughter fellate Henry while he nursed hungrily at her gigantic globes. "The family that plays together, stays together, tee hee hee! This is such fucking fun, isn't it kids? We should have been doing this all along. I can't believe that it took that tawdry tart, Tammy Faye, to clue us in to what we've been missing. I haven't had this much fun in a long time!"

"Me either!" Henry whooped, momentarily taking his mouth from his mother's nipple. "Wow! Who would have thought that Harriet could suck a wee wee this well? She's applying enough suction to suck a fucking golf ball through a garden hose! Holy shit!"

"Yes, a Humper girl can make your wee wee feel so fucking good, it hurts," Hilda explained, offering a swollen pap to Henry's open and moaning mouth again. "Keep sucking, sweetness, and enjoy that shit. And just think. You haven't even had one of Momma's legendary wee wee suckings yet. You'll squirt so hard, that orgasm will blow your fucking head off! Tee hee hee! Henry, I told you to keep suckin' my fuckin' tits. Don't stop now, just because your sister has your dick in her mouth."

"But, of-of course," Henry moaned, watching Harriet's breasts beat crazily back and forth as her blonde and soaked head slid up and down on his stalk, which was by now as slick as glass from her saliva.

"Mmmmphhhhh!" she grunted, her titanic left tittie striking her chin as she yummied away at the thick root of his cock, sucking and licking and dragging her teeth.

"Holy fucking shit! That feels so good to my wee wee!" Henry cried out, biting his lip to try and hold off the inevitable orgasm for a few more minutes, if possible. This was a pretty big event in Henry's life and he wasn't going to let it end one second too soon. "Ohhhhhh, Harriet!"

"That's right, baby!" Hilda cried out as Henry bit down on one of her pert, pink nipples. "Give Momma's titties some pleasure, sweetie. Oh, baby!"

Harriet continued her gentle assault on Henry's rampant stalk, her titan toppers beating together as she used her tongue to tease and tickle the warrior head until she could feel Henry tense up, a sure sign of his imminent completion.

"Ohhhhhhh, fucccccckkkkkkkkkk!" Henry shouted out at last as the first jet sprays of jism rocketed from the head of his pecker and splashed against the back of Harriet's throat so fast that she had difficulty swallowing before the next jet spray filled her small mouth to capacity, some droplets of cum dripping onto her jugs.

The monster-sized penis in her mouth swelled at the head and pumped out semen into the busty little minx's small mouth like a cannon, thick blasts of his "sticky shit" as Hilda called it, into Harriet's mouth and throat. It came so fast and so forceful, the gooey substance that she loved so much, that the semen splashed out of her mouth and ran down her soft cheeks and onto her whopping teatsies in shiny streams, the shower water that cascaded down washing some of it immediately away. Henry gripped his mother's ample udders still tighter and moaned, squealed and almost cried with the pleasure that his sister had caused inside his horsecock prong. He squeezed Hilda's mammoth flesh balloons until she screamed out and then he began to suck her huge erect left nipple at the same time that he moaned and begged, the jism rocketing out of his manhood.

"Tee hee hee," giggled Hilda, enjoying herself immensely as Henry sucked her boobies happily. "Squirtsies, squirtsies! I just love to see a big horsecock like Henry's shoot out all that ooey gooey sticky shit, tee hee! Swallow hard, Harriet! That's the way!"

"Tee hee hee! This is fucking fun as shit!" Harriet laughed, her huge hefty hooters bouncing and swaying to and fro under the still cascading shower of water, as she whipped Henry's penis out of her mouth. Without warning, a huge rumbling belch came from between her pouty red lips, echoing in the enclosed space of the shower.

"Oh, excuse me! Tee hee hee!" she giggled, a huge cum bubble forming in her mouth as she laughed hysterically, her chest humps rattling with her amusement. "I'm blowing jizz bubbles, Mommy, tee hee hee! This is some crazy fucking shit!"

"Holy shit, you are sure one good little cocksucker, Harriet," Henry told her sincerely, as he allowed the water to wash away the last traces of semen still clinging to the end of his dick, still handling his mother's busty bosom.

"Holy motherfucking shit!" Hilda cackled, her big boobies jumping as Henry finally released his vice grip on them. "He must have squirted a lot of that shit in your mouth, Harriet! Holy fuck! You're belching and shit, burping all that jizz back up and blowing bubbles! Tee hee hee! I knew this was going to be fun, but this is like some carnival amusement crazy fucking shit! Tee hee! I mean, Henry, you almost strangle your sister with semen after she sucks off your wee wee and you shoot a half gallon down her throat and she's got the shit all over her fucking face! I mean, this shit is fun, isn't it, kids?"

"It's the funnest fucking shit I've ever done," Henry admitted, patting his sister's naked jubblies as she stood up and licked a stray string of cum off of her lip. "I mean, my sister is letting me jizz in her mouth now!"

"Tee hee!" Harriet giggled like a schoolgirl, pressing her lithe young knockers against Henry's naked stomach. "And my brother is letting me suck his wee wee too! Tee hee! And he squirts me soooo much cuuuummmm! I love that shit! You blasted my tonsils! Tee hee hee!"

"Shit, my sack feels a whole lot lighter, ha ha," Henry laughed as he watched Harriet let the water clean his ejaculate from her face and off of both of her plump breasts. "I'm so used to doing constant shit with Grandma that I need it all the time now. I have to have those pipes cleaned on a regular basis."

"This water's getting cold," Hilda complained as she started to shiver, her ample boobs and arms covered in goosebumps. "I think it's about time we got out and got dried off, don't you, kids?"

"Yeah, tee hee!" giggled Harriet as she finished rinsing off, focusing mainly on her Humper set of honkers. "I'm getting great big fucking nipple hard-ons already! I think we drained the hot water tank, tee hee!"

The three of them climbed out of the shower, their big parts swinging around, and then reached for the huge, fluffy towels that hung on the towel rail beside the shower stall.

"Lemme dry your titties, Harriet!" Henry cried out, grabbing her towel and moving towards her fleshy offshoots.

"Why, Henry, my sweet little brother, I would be DELIGHTED! Tee hee hee!" Harriet laughed like an immature horny cheerleader, which she was, though one who was hardly immature at her bosom, which looked like she had two big tittie tanks on her chest, their nipples long and erect and cold. "Dry me off, lover. Cause my puppies are fucking wet, wet, wet!"

"You kids are too cute!" Hilda giggled, her own set of mams shaking as she watched with amusement, her son dabbing lovingly at her daughter's massive knockers as Harriet cooed and played with his soaking and recently spent cock in return.

"Can somebody dry me a little?" Hilda almost pouted, then smiled as Henry turned and ran the towel over the hills of her boobs, even stopping to wipe the water from her pebbly nipples. Harriet, meanwhile, used her towel to wipe the moisture from the giant organ that hung between her brother's legs.

"Tee hee hee, this is so much fucking fun!" Harriet giggled, watching as Henry's jumbo johnson once more sprang to attention as Harriet used the fluffy towel to dry it off, giving special attention to his large nutsack.

"Look at this, Mom," she laughed, pointing at Henry's huge horsecock, her feisty overstuffed funbags only inches from it. "Henry's hard again already! Tee hee fucking hee! Just look at the size of that thing! I can't wait to feel Henry's big dick inside me, can you, Mom?"

"Just get dried, kids," Hilda said, as Henry finished dabbing all of the water from his mother's gigantic rack. "That's the way, Harriet. That big schlong of Henry's looks all refreshed and shit, tee hee. How would you kids like to come to my room for some fun and games?"

Throwing the towels into the hamper that stood in the corner of the bathroom, Hilda grabbed hold of Henry's male organ and started to gently coax him in the direction of her bedroom.

"Fun and games and fuckin' and suckin' on the king-sized bed! Wheeeeee!" Harriet cried with joy, amused as she and her mother's huge whoppers wobbled and swayed and bounced and jounced fleshily as the three of them walked down the hall. Henry's mother led him by the cock.

"Oh, shit, I can't fucking believe this," Henry commented, as he felt his sister's hand on his ass as she walked behind him, her big boobies slinging all over the fucking place. "What the fuck did we ever wait so long for? My wee wee is ready for some real genuine fucking Humper family adventure now, you big-tittied fuckers!"

"Oh, Henry, you've got a pretty nice ass," Harriet observed, pinching his bottom and cackling as she smacked him in the back with one of her overly heavy headlight tits. "I guess I'll be holding on to it while you are busy doing something else. Tee hee."

"Come on, Henry! Hurry up!" Harriet urged her brother, so excited that she could hardly contain herself as she and her mother now both held on to Henry's huge humpstick and led him to the master bedroom at the end of the hall. Harriet's ample assets bounced and swayed lasciviously with every step, and Henry's eyes barely left them. "Weeeeeeeee, this is going to be fun!"

"Tee hee hee! It sure is!" Hilda exclaimed, letting go of Henry's cock for a moment so that they could all fit through the doorway, her hefty hooters impeding her a little bit. "I can't believe we didn't do this sooner. My goodness, we had our own fucking playground right here at home and we didn't even take advantage of it. Ooooooo, Henry, pinch my big nipples, sweetie."

"Me first! Me first!" Harriet screeched, holding on to Henry's penis as though her life depended on it. "Can I be first?"

"Harriet, sweetie, we can share, okay? You can't expect to have Henry all to yourself, tee hee."

"But I just want his big thingie in my cunny, Mommy," Harriet protested, her milkwagons bobbling as she held on to Henry's erect cock as hard as she could. "I mean, it's gonna feel so good and shit."

"And you can, sweetie," Hilda assured her horny hussy heavy-honkered daughter, patting her on one of her naked boobs. "But we can share it first. The Humper women share shit with each other. That's like a Humper platitude or some fucking thing. Now get on that fucking bed, Henry Humper. Get that naked ass of yours on that mattress." Hilda pushed her favorite big-wee weed boy to his back atop the mattress, not forcefully, but enough to get him on his back, right where she wanted him, with his dick standing up. "There we go, baby. Comfy?"

"More comfortable than Bill Clinton at a whorehouse," Henry quipped, staring at their two wonderfully naked pairs of Humper hilltops as they jiggled, his penis twitching with excitement, erect as shit.

Harriet giggled as she pushed her gigantic globes into Henry's face, pressing her soft, pillowy flesh against his unshaven stubble.

"Tee hee hee! This is exciting as shit!" she tittered, swatting Henry's hand away when he reached up and gave her a quick nipple pinch.

"Yeah, it's real and genuine Humper excitement," Hilda laughed, shoving her breasts into Henry's face as well, not wanting to be outdone by her teenaged daughter.

"Fucking A, I'm being smothered by tittie!" Henry chuckled with amusement, pawing at the two sets of glorious boobies mashed into his face, almost blocking his ability to breathe air through his nostrils. "I love this shit."

Hilda moved away from Henry's face, dragging her over-developed udders down the length of his torso, tickling him with her pointy nipples as she pressed her titflesh into him at various locations on his body.

"Suck 'em, Henry!" Harriet told him with a squeal, still pressing her bare set straight into his face. "Suck on 'em hard and bite 'em and shit. Tee hee hee."

"Rowwwwrrrrr!" Henry growled, burying his face between his sister's mammaries and shaking his head back and forth. "Mmmm, mmmm, good titties!"

Henry then turned slightly and grabbed a mouthful of boobflesh indiscriminately, locking his lips around her left jug and inhaling as much of the giant expanse of soft lush skin into his mouth as he could.

"Oh, Henry, your body is sweet, baby," Hilda added from lower on his frame, rubbing both of her own massive teats along his stomach and kissing his belly button before sticking one of her nipples inside his navel to wiggle it back and forth. "You are one sweet hunk of man all over, lover."

"You aren't so bad yourself, Mom," Henry quipped, removing his sister's tit from his mouth and lowering his eyes to take in the sight of his mother moving her enormous mammaries over his body, finally stopping to wrap her soft, pillowy flesh around his rampant hard-on and pressing them together to form a tight sheath around his huge swollen cock.

"Ohhhhhhh fuck! That feels good as shit," Henry moaned, sucking again on his sister's pert, pink and pebbly nipple like a starving infant. "Yeah, Mom! Clench me, you big tittied wench!"

Hilda moved her breasts slowly along the shaft of his phallus, still putting pressure on the outside of her breasts to fit around his shaft like a hand in a tight glove.

"Ohhhhh, that feels so fucking great to my trouser snake!" Henry cried out, his hips beginning to buck as she used the huge canyon between her breasts to stimulate him even more.

Hilda worked his twelve inch cock almost casually up and down within the chasm between her two giant zeppelins, her two globes of flesh that enveloped his snake of a cock in a love embrace.

"There he goes, Henry. Up and down, the snake sliding his way between two big boulders made out of skin," triple J-tittied Hilda Humper laughed, sweetly holding her bulging bags of boob and gently priming his hardened length with them, his hardness contrasting with the softness of the interior track of her heavenly cleavage, deep and mysterious, a place that his wee wee wanted to go.

"Oooooooo, my wee wee!" Henry gasped, in between a draw on his sister's huge rack as he switched tits and sucked and licked the dough-like skin of her right boobie.

"Oh, it feels yummy when you give me sucky, Henry!" Harriet squealed like a little girl, one of her hands under her tittie's flesh as she fed it to her brother and the other hand under his chin.

Finally tiring of nursing her brother, and mainly because his sucking was beginning to make her nipples sore, Harriet followed her mother's example and used her bloated blimp-like breasts to tickle and tease various points on Henry's body as she moved slowly towards her mother, who still had Henry's phallus in a vice-like grip between her twin titans.

"Ooooh, let me have a turn, Mommy," Harriet told Hilda, wanting to wrap her own deliciously delicate mountains of titflesh around her brother's gigantic hard-on. His erection was bigger than any she had ever seen before, let alone had the good luck to touch, and she wanted the feel of his massive organ between her breasts.

"Boobie clench, boobie clench," she said in a sing-song voice, almost as though she were reciting a nursery rhyme. "Oh, this shit is fucking fun, tee hee."

"His cock is all yours, sweetie," Hilda told her with a wicked grin, slowly lifting her heavy pair of udders off of his penis. "I think I'm gonna go play with the rest of him for a while, while I let you do the tittie work on his wee wee."

"Oh, fuck," Henry managed, beaming from ear to ear as his sister reached for his phallus, her overweighty whompers hanging and covering most of the rest of her perfect body. "You could kill a guy in a week having this much fun."

"Oh, we want you to have fun, poopsie," Hilda told him, moving her face up next to Henry's, her top-heavy tits not far behind, however.

"I guess I could just suck it a little before I clench it," Harriet reasoned, sticking her tongue in his urethra for the second time that day as her hills hung only an inch from his proud staff. "Mmmmmm, I think I will yummy down for just a few up and downs on the ol' pee pee pole with my head."

"Oh, baby, how does that feel to Mr. Wee Wee?" Hilda asked her wee wee boy as she saw her stacked as shit daughter take the head of his penis into her mouth. "I'll bet that feels good. You want Momma to give you a kiss?"

"Do you mean like on the lips and shit?" Henry asked, not sure why his mother was asking the question, but not at all disturbed by his top-heavy mommy's suggestion. "I mean, I guess so."

Hilda puckered up her rosy red, bow-shaped lips and planted one on Henry, right on the mouth, lingering only long enough to press her lips against his for a second or two before leaving his mouth and brushing her lips lightly over much of his face, so close to him that he could feel the flutter of her eyelashes on him, and feel her breath against his skin.

"Wow, that felt pretty good, Mom," Henry moaned, his eyes nearly rolling back in his head as his chesty sister used her considerable oral skills on his jumbo johnson.

"There's plenty more where that came from," Hilda told him, nudging his shoulder with her J-cuppers and then sticking out her tongue and lightly licking the side of his neck, right below his ear. "Henry, I love enjoying your body. Not just your wee wee, though that ain't too fucking bad either. Tee hee hee. With the new Humper family values, we need to explore each other as much as we can. We have a deeper connection than all those other big wee wees I let inside my cunny."

"Oh, yeah, I think so too," Henry spoke softly, not even bothering to touch her nearby breasts, but instead looking into her gorgeous eyes. "I like it when you explore my body. It's fun and it feels special and shit. And it sort of feels good too. Oh, Harriet, suck it harder!"

"Just enjoy her sucking while we talk, sweetheart," Hilda said, rubbing her hand on his chest delicately like a lover, letting her knockers gentle nudge him again. "Exploring is what makes sharing our bodies such a fun thing. I mean, your sister is sucking your dick and I am kissing and caressing you."

"Ohhh, that sucking is going to make me come, Mommy," Henry moaned, feeling jolts of pleasure that originated in the tube of his wee wee and spread throughout his body. "Between Harriet sucking and you being all sweet to me and shit."

"Oh no you don't, Henry," warned Hilda, nibbling sweetly on her son's left earlobe while giving him the occasional puff of warm air from her mouth into his ear. "You can't finish on us now, baby. Concentrate on holding it back, sweetie."

"I'm sorry, Henry. I'll stop sucking for a while," Harriet laughed, removing her lips from her brother's pecker. "I'll just give you a boobie clench instead. That should slow things down a little."

Taking her humongous female assets in her hands, she placed a breast on either side of Henry's humpstick and pressed them together as forcefully as her small, feminine hands were able to manage.

"Now there's a good solid tight clench," Harriet spoke technically as she encompassed him with nothing but ripe young tittie. "And now all I have to do is pump that fucker up and down."

"Don't forget to lick off any pre-cum that arises," Hilda told her seriously, her face only inches from Henry's, her boobs lackadaisically lying against his body, flattening only slightly. "That clear jizz is some of the best stuff."

"I won't forget, Mom," Harriet said, licking her lips as she pumped her protruding powerful puppies up and down on his achingly hard penis. "I like the clear shit best too."

"Henry, my baby," Hilda turned her face towards her son, her lips only inches from his, her boobs clearly seen out of the corner of his eye. "Hold out a little longer, baby. Anything to keep from coming. Think of Hillary Clinton. That should keep you from getting too excited sexually. That bitch could make anybody not be able to perform."

Hilda kissed Henry fleetingly on the chin and then planted another butterfly kiss on his cheek.

"Oh please, Mom, don't say that name to me. Hillary probably gets more pussy then I do. Ha ha," Henry said with a laugh as Hilda lightly kissed and licked at his neck and other erogenous zones, her knockers resting sweetly against him. "Oh, I like that, Mommy. It's all sweet and shit."

Harriet continued to move her pressed together breasts along the shaft of Henry's fuckstick as perspiration formed a thin sheen that served as a lubricant between their shared large parts.

"Ohhh, goodie! I see some pre-cum!" Harriet whooped, leaning closer to capture it with the tip of her tongue and swallow it hungrily. "Mmmmmm, that sure is some good shit, Henry! Yummy!"

"Isn't it nice to be sharing our bodies so intimately?" Hilda asked sweetly, still pressing soft, tender kisses on Henry's face, neck and shoulders. "I think it's important for a family to spend time together, and do things that they enjoy."

"Oh, I love having you explore my body. Mmmmm. And I want to explore yours too. Oh, kiss me, Mommy," Henry almost begged, surprising himself a little by how strong and passionate he felt towards her at this moment, not even worried about her huge honkers, but still spotting his sister's heaving boobs clamped around his cock as she worked her twin tits up and down in a heavenly motion that made him tickle, albeit not as strongly as her mouth did.

"Oh, Henry," Hilda Humper cooed, her powerful breasts crushing against him as her mouth sought his, her full lips wanting to touch his lips, to feel the warmth and the love of this magical Humper moment. It was sure fucked up as shit, but fun and romantic too, and it felt good to all their huge parts. "Mmmmmmm, Henry."

They both moved closer, faces touching as they kissed forcefully. Henry kissed her back, his large, full lips planted firmly against hers, feeling her breath on his face as she exhaled.

"Mmmm, you taste so sweet, Mom," he said softly as they finally pulled away, although her big boobies still touched his body, mainly because they stuck out so far off of her chest. "Like cherry Lifesavers or something."

"Wow! You two are getting all romantic and shit," Harriet said, lapping at another string of pre-cum as it leaked out of the pee pee hole in the head of his wee wee that was clamped in her cleavage. "Anyone would think you're lovers or some fucked up shit like that."

"Now, Harriet. Don't start," Hilda said, sighing deeply as she used her breasts to brush against Henry's firm chest and abdomen so lightly that he barely felt it. He could just feel a slight movement against the fine covering of hair on his chest. "I love Henry, sweetie, just as I love you, but Henry and I can express it with our bodies as well as with words."

"Especially when you let him put his big thingie in your cunny," Harriet laughed, grunting as she still worked her H-cup Humper titties up and down, using the insides of her breasts to pump on her brother's steel hard stalk. "That'll really show some fucking love with your bodies, his big thingie in there in your cunny, really exploring the shit out of it."

"Oh, that'll happen soon," Hilda assured her, smiling as she kissed Henry on the lips again, this time more lightly, crunching her breasts against his chest. "He can dip into me with that horsecock probe and really check out my insides. Tee hee. Now that's some exploration."

"And I want that thingie in me too," Harriet giggled, working her hooters up and down hard, mainly on the huge apple-sized head of his dick. "I want to see how that thing fits."

"Well, I guess we'll worry about how it fits later, Mom," Harriet said, still furiously moving her bouncing boobage up and down on Henry's shaft, liberally lubricated with a mixture of their perspiration. "I could really use a hand down here, or more specifically, another pair of boobies, tee hee hee. Henry is leaking pre-cum like a freaking seive!"

"I guess it's about time to do our 'special thing' for Henry, sweetie," Hilda told her daughter as she gave Henry one last sweet, lingering kiss on his face. "Just let me get into position."

"What the fuck are you two talking about?" Henry asked with a genuinely puzzled expression on his face, gaping at all the tits around him. "What special thing do you mean?"

"Just wait and see, baby," Hilda giggled, moving down Henry's body until she was kneeling to one side of his body with Harriet on the other, both of their swollen celestial sacks hanging beautifully over his erect cock.

"Are you ready, Harriet?" asked Hilda, using her hands to bobble her breasts a few times, as if to warm them up. "One.....two......three.....boobie mash!"

Hilda and Harriet mashed their four breasts together, pressing them firmly around Henry's phallus, Harriet's nipples poking into those of her mother.

"Tee hee hee, it's a fucking four boobie clench, Henry!" Harriet squealed in delight as she and her mother used their hands to force their breasts into an even tighter 'bun' around Henry's massive 'weinie'.

"Holy fuck, my dick is a boobie sandwich!" Henry shouted, the four enormous boobs touching his most sensitive organ, making it even more erect than he imagined possible. "This is fucking insane! Now I know why you called it the 'special thing' because it sure is fucking special!"

"Now it's your turn, Henry. Work your motherfucking horsecock up and down between my and your sister's boobies! And we will sandwich that fucker tighter than you ever fucking imagined, lover!" Hilda ordered in a serious tone, reveling in the intimacy of this wonderful Humper moment, she and Harriet's boobs coming together, joining up, teaming up, to provide massive and relentless stimulation to her son's monstrous young cock. "We love you, Henry! Now hump, you horny fuck! Hump, hump, hump like a motherfucking Humper!"

Henry drove his hips upward, enjoying the sight of four titties almost in a circle around his twelve inch penis, his busty and top- heavy mother and sister beginning to work their tons of titties around his steel column of cock, a magical sexual moment that could never be replicated by sheer mortal sexual beings.

"Uh! Uh! Uh! I'm gonna fuck the fucking fuck out of fucking all fucking four of your motherfucking bigass fucking Humper fucking titties!" Henry growled, all four of the women's mountains surrounding his powerful pecker like a sweet encompassing dream. "I'm gonna fucking fuck the fuck out of your fucking titties!"

"That's it, stallion! All those fucks make me want to tittiefuck!" Hilda tittered, pressing her knockers even harder against her daughter's luscious sacks of boobieness, who also began to work her fleshbags against her mother's, manipulating Henry's cock like an expert whore, or a Humper.

"Fuck us, Henry!" Harriet squealed, grinding her jugs against Hilda's, feeling her brother's steely column of a wee wee sliding between the biggest conjoining of hooters ever to occur inside a bedroom.

"Ohhhh, that feels so fucking amazing to my wee wee!" Henry ejaculated verbally, the pleasure of Harriet's and Hilda's breasts causing such stimulation to his oversized male part that he almost feared his orgasm, knowing it would be explosive beyond anything he had even imagined previously. "Ohhhh, don't stopppppp!"

Harriet and Hilda worked it like the experienced whores they were, pressing their titflesh together firmly and squeezing Henry's pecker so tightly that he felt an overwhelming pressure building up inside the tube of his trouser snake.

"Oh, I need to come, I need to," he groaned, the pleasure so exquisite that he could barely stand it. The soft, warm and silky feel of their mammaries against the shiny skin of his pecker was so sweet in some ways, but yet somehow so pleasurable that it almost hurt.

"We are going to tittiefuck the motherfucking shit out of you!" Hilda declared, working and grinding her jumbo jubblies against her daughter's, knowing that this Humper family shit was going to make her son so fucking hard, so fucking erect that he couldn't stand the shit.

"I am going to fuck the fucking shit out of you whores!" Henry blurted out, driving his penis up between the four megaton bomb bazooms of tit that he was fucking. "I am going to shoot the sticky shit out of my cock so fucking hard, so motherfucking great, that it's going to feel like a fucking bomb went off!"

"Fucka, fucka, fucka!" Harriet giggled, bouncing her boobahs against her mother's, working his cock so beautifully. "Fuck that motherfucking shit so hard that you can't help but shoot your sticky cum all over our fucking bazooms!"

"Holy fucking shit, I'm going to come so fucking hard I'll blow the roof right off this house!" Henry groaned, his body tensing as he sensed the inevitable was about to happen. "Work those titties, ladies! I'm almost there."

Harriet and Hilda set to work, squeezing Henry's penis in a death grip, moving up and down on him with only the sweat of all three of them providing the lubrication that eased Henry's way up and down through the grand chasm formed by four of the most formidable breasts he'd ever seen or ever hoped to see.

"I think I'm about.....to......come......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" And he did. Huge streams of semen exited the head of his penis in thick, slick ropes, spraying Harriet and Hilda not only on their breasts, but on their faces too, even spewing high enough that some landed in their hair. The jism jumped up from his cock's head and between the circle of four expert super-sized udders that squeezed it from every corner. The semen pumped high and proud from his urethra, his balls giving their all, the fluid going high in the air, then falling atop the four hills of beauty and wonder, and then splashing upon the faces of his mother and sister.

"Holy Humper fucking shit! Goody goody cumdrops!" Harriet screamed, opening her mouth and laughing as the jism splattered across her cheeks, some landing expertly between her lips, some even going into her eyes and nose, there was so much of his 'sticky shit', his wee wee juice that both she and her mother had been wanting to taste unashamedly for so long.

"Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!" Henry bellowed, the two bust-laden broads never stopping their breastal manipulation of his cock as it spit on their gorgeously globed upper bodies, and faces, mouths and blonde hair.

"Wow, that feels as good as shit!" Henry said as his male organ continued to spit out thick ropes of baby batter until his mother and sister were pretty much covered with it, at least from the breasts up. "Man, I've never had a four tittie clench before! That fucking rocked!"

"It sure as shit did!" Harriet giggled, trying to wipe some of Henry's semen from her face and eyes so that she could see clearly to clean off her awe-inspiring funbags. "Holy shit, Mom! You're wearing even more of Henry's ooey gooey jizzy wizzy juice than I am! Tee hee hee!"

"That was fun, kids," Hilda agreed, wiping her face with the corner of one of the sheets on her bed. "But I think I need to have a breather for a few minutes. My titties are all covered in cum. I think I need to go clean up a bit and just relax for a few. Anyone else want a bottle of water?"

"Holy shit! There's not even any cum on the fucking bed!" Harriet gasped, licking a huge pool of sticky fluid off of her left knocker, raising her flesh to her mouth to really savor and taste her brother's ejaculate. "I mean, our titties are so big, those four fuckers caught all of Henry's jizz. And no, Mom, I don't want a bottle of water. I would rather drink Henry's cum. I just want a big killer cock in my cunny right now. I'm horny as fucking shit and I want to fuck, fuck, fuck."

"Sounds good to me," Henry said amiably, smacking his sister on her big ass with a fleshy 'whap' as he wiped a string of semen from the massive knob of his big fucking fucktool. "I guess you'll find out how it fits after all."

"Oh, you bet I will," Harriet shook with excitement, touching the very tip of her brother's mushroom tip with her finger, then placing her finger within her mouth and licking the cum off of it. "I want your thingie in my pussy, stretching the shit out of me, the labia all stretching and shit."

"Shit, I think I could use a little water," Henry groaned, sitting up in the big king-sized bed and wiping his deflating dick off with a corner of the bedsheet. "I think you two have drained all my body fluids, ha ha ha. They're all over your titties and shit."

"You can have a sip of mine, Henry," Hilda said, walking over to the mini fridge she kept in her bedroom and pulling out a bottle of cold spring water, her boobage jumping wildly as she went, occasionally bouncing high enough to smack her on the underside of her chin. "Here, have a sip. That should fix you up, sweetie."

"Thanks, Mom. That helps," Henry said, feeling better and revitalized sexually, ready now for some family pussy and boobs. "Save some more for later, Mom. I have a feeling I'm going to be depositing some body fluids in Harriet's cunny pretty soon."

Hilda took the rest of the bottle of water and sat in the armchair that was in the corner of the bedroom, just beside the bed. Hilda reclined in her chair, her legs open and her vagina visible as she drank from the water, then lapped away more puddles of semen from each of her colossal cans, raising them to her mouth and licking the cum away, enjoying its salty flavor.

"Is your wee wee ready for another squirt?" Harriet asked her brother, leaning her huge tits against his chest, gently fingering his cock. "Cause I think I'm ready to fuck now. My cunny is all fucking craving fuck and shit, that big ol' thingie boning my slot, fitting all snug and shit. I really want to see how that fucktool fucker fuckstick of yours fits when it goes in my vagina."

"Oh, it'll be a good fit," Henry assured her, touching her chest and smiling confidently as his sister beamed like an innocent virgin schoolgirl and laid her hot voluptuous body back on the bed, looking up at him with affection in her eyes.

"Nice coochie shot, Mom," Henry laughed, unashamedly gawking at his mother's most private parts, ignoring her bouncy breasts to check out her vagina. "That shit sure helps keep my pecker up too, ha ha."

"Oh, Henry," Harriet moaned, grabbing his wee wee and pulling him toward her already splayed legs, open and ready for him, her completely natural set of jugs swaying back and forth atop her body. "Hurry up! I want to see how that thing fits. The suspense is killing me."

"Can't I play with your tits a bit first?" Henry asked, reaching out to tweak one of her pebbly nipples. "I thought women usually liked that foreplay bullshit."

"I just want you inside me," Harriet moaned, anxious to feel Henry's huge Humper humpstick inside her young pussy, having never experienced one before that could match his in length and girth.

"Holy shit! Not so fast, little sis," Henry said with a laugh, rubbing her breasts reassuringly. "We need to get your cunny primed before I try to get it in. It might hurt you if we don't."

"Oh, I don't think it will hurt me, baby. I'm really big down there," Harriet cooed, wiggling her boobies back and forth as she laid on her back, spreading her legs even further open for her upcoming lover.

"Yeah, you ought to be big down there," Henry joked, his hand moving between Harriet's legs, his fingers rubbing her labia, which was slick with her lubrication. "You've had enough dicks in here to open this cunny of yours as wide as a barn door."

"Ooooooooooo, that feels yummy, little brother," Harriet squealed, her jubblies jumping as he eased her labia open using both hands and then sweetly rubbed the head of his penis back and forth right at the tip of her opening, her sweet honeypot that was dying to receive his newly erect phallus. "Touch my clitty. Put your fingers up in my kitty, motherfucker."

"Don't you mean sisterfucker?" Henry said with a wicked grin as he rubbed her clitoris with one hand and with the other, used two fingers to penetrate her already slick slot. "Although I do plan to be a motherfucker after I'm finished with you, ha ha."

"Tee hee hee, Henry. Touch my little clitty witty," Harriet squeaked, grabbing her own bodacious breasts and massaging them naughtily, even tweaking her own nipples as Henry looked on.

"That feels good as shit, Henry," Harriet squealed with girlish delight, tugging upward on the skin of her hilly sweet fleshbags. "I think I'm just about ready for your big fucker, tee hee."

"Don't be in such a hurry," Henry said, finally letting go of her clitoris and using both hands to try and relax the muscles around her vagina. "If I can get this stretched a little, it will make it easier."

"Oooooo, I like stretching," Harriet moaned, cupping her big breasts as Henry worked his fingers around her labia to get her ready for his massive tool, and he certainly knew she was moist enough for it. "Especially in my cunny wunny, cause it's feels so fucking yummy. Henry, I'm all slick and ready and shit."

Henry could feel her sweet moisture that glistened on the pink region of her vaginal lips as he worked his fingers inside her cleft, feeling her muscles grab at his fingers as he did so.

"Yeah, you feel ready, sis," Henry smiled, tinkering with her cunny like it was a fascinating toy as Harriet played with her titters. "I mean, you are soaked in here, Harriet. You're really getting ready for me, aren't you, you naughty little blonde bombshell? You want my huge fucktool, don't you? Go ahead and say it."

"Oh, I want it! I want it!" Harriet squealed, almost salivating at the thought of Henry's huge humpstick inside her as she pinched herself in the tits. "Gimme! Gimme!"

"You want what, Harriet?" Henry said, teasing her vaginal introitus again with the head of his massive pecker. "Tell me what you want, you big-tittied whore."

"I want your big fuckstick inside me, Henry!" she screeched, her breathing ragged, her monstrous breasts rippling like waves of flesh. "Please, Henry! Please? I need your big fucktool!"

Not wishing to torment his fuck-hungry sibling any longer, Henry grabbed hold of his jumbo johnson and guided it into position.

"Ready or not, here I come, ha ha!" he told her, using his free hand to fondle her right breast. "Here it comes!"

Henry pushed his sleek young cock into her slowly until he was in her slick slot up to the hilt, his ballsack swinging freely, slapping against her ripe, bare bottom.

"Oh, I'm stretching! I'm stretching!" Harriet shouted, squealing, writhing and bouncing her juggers as he penetrated her.

There were some things a guy didn't do to his sister. But right now, this wasn't one of them. Henry grunted as he felt his massive- mammaried sister's snug pussy stretch as he entered her slick wet tunnel. Her vaginal tract stretched to the maximum to accommodate his hard young cock and then her muscles squeezed against the rigidness of his organ's full twelve inches.

"Ohhhhhhh, shit, but that's a good snug fit," Henry gasped, holding his sister's twin honkers as he fed her all twelve inches of himself, jamming the entirety of his maleness inside her body. "Ohhhh, but that's good pussy right there."

"Oh, I'm full, Henry! My pussy's so fucking full, little brother!" Harriet gasped out, wheezing as she took every inch of his penis, cooing as he worked the head of his dick as far inside of her full- boobed body as he could. "Ohhhh, I think that fucking thing is up inside my stomach. That big apple-sized pee wee head of yours really opened something up."

"Tee hee hee, I think your fucking cock is tickling me in the ribs!" Harriet laughed, feeling his large fucktool pummel her insides, making her happy honkers sail up and down. "Oh hump me, Henry!"

Henry began moving slowly, pulling a few inches out of her before slamming home again. Supporting his weight on his elbows, he used his hands to fondle, poke and knead her hefty, blimp-like breasts, only able to grab a small portion of their weight even with his large hands.

"Oh, Henry, it feels good," Harriet moaned breathlessly, her heart hammering so loudly in her chest that she could feel the echo in her ears. "Fuck me, you fucking sisterfucker!"

Henry plundered her pussy relentlessly and unashamedly, withdrawing slightly with each stroke before pounding back into her, pounding her cervix. His girth and length filled her to capacity, the angle of his entry also rubbing against her clitoris with each stroke.

"Oh, fuck!" Henry growled, feeling the twinges of sexual joy inside his thrusting member, releasing his sister's knockers to place both hands on her waist as he worked his wee wee in and out of her vagina, hearing the wet sounds of her pussy working against his foot-long penis. "Why the fuck did we wait so long to fuck?"

"Oh, fuck! Oh, shit! Oh, I don't know, Henry!" Harriet screamed, breathing in rapid bursts as he humped her pussy like a pro, raising her own hips to drive him deeper and deeper inside the paradise that was her lush honeypot, her titties rocking and her body rolling. "Cause I am hungry for your fuck right now. I want it! Ohhhh! Ohhhhh! Feed me that schlong, you fucker! Cause I am fucking hungry for the fuck it's giving meeeee!"

"You see how good it feels to be a Humper," Hilda chimed in with a grin, sitting and playing with her own boobs as she watched the two youngsters working at the art of sex on the bed, thrusting and grinding, with Henry plunging his prod inside his lovely busty blonde conquest.

"Oh my goodness!" Hilda squealed, bouncing her breasts up and down with her hands as she got close enough to watch Henry's rampant stalk slide in and out of his sister's honeypot. "It's such a tight fit, kids! I can't wait until it's my turn! It looks like so much fun! Tee hee hee!"

"Oh you're fucking right it's fun, Mom," Harriet said, arching her back and raising her pelvis to meet each and every one of Henry's thrusts. "And it is pretty fucking tight, too. I can't believe we waited so long to do this, tee hee. Aunt Tammy Faye can eat her fucking heart out."

"Uh! Uh! Uh!" Henry grunted, beginning to work up a sweat as he humped this stacked blonde sexpot that just happened to be his sister. "And I can't believe I waited this long to touch your big titties, Harriet. Holy shit, those fuckers are huge!"

"Oh, wee wee me! Wee wee meeeeeeeee, Henry!" she cried out, her outlandishly large boobs jumping every time Henry rammed his penis completely inside of her happily receptive pussy. "Ohhhh, it feels so fucking wonderful! I can't fucking describe how good this fuck feels!"

"Uh! Uh! Uh! I think I've got my cock somewhere past your navel, you hot piece of ass, you big-tittied cocksucking blonde hot as shit boobie bombshell! Oh, you want it, don't you, you little nymphomaniac!"

"Oh, I do, Henry! I do!" Harriet almost pleaded for him to continue nailing her cute large-tittied body with his probe, prodding deep inside of her with his penis, his deep thrusts and the bucking of both their waists, making her sweaty bazooms do a little 'hop' with every sweet entrance and retreat. Hilda plopped her boobs flat against the mattress and leaned in closer to watch this sweet lovely spectacular scene, her face only inches from the giant cock that worked its way, much like a powerful piston, in and out of Harriet's sopping wet, cock-taking sheath.

"Whoa, kids! This is fucking cool as shit!" Hilda laughed, her tits mashed as she laid on her stomach, her face inches from the Humper penetration going on in her bedroom, both of the youngsters fucking harder, more urgently, as the headboard began to beat against the wall, the sweaty bodies squeaking on the bedsheet.

"In and out, and in and out," Hilda said in her girlish sing-song voice, flattening her twin peaks against the mattress, her face lit up like a child's face on Christmas morning as she watched Henry nail his sister's ass to the mattress with his foot-long hotdog. "Oh, Harriet. Does that feel good, sweetie? Does it feel good to have Henry's big cock inside you, filling you up?"

"Oh fuck yeah!" Harriet shouted, her bodacious breasts flying wildly with each and every thrust, bouncing up and down and side to side, her pert pink nipples rigid and pebbly.

"Show me your titties too, Mom!" Henry shouted, almost breathless from the exertion of fucking the buxom teenaged girl beneath him. "I want to see those big boobie bags of yours too."

"Oh, tee hee hee, Henry," Hilda giggled, moving off of her stomach so that Henry could see her breasts as he ploughed his sister's field. "Here they are, facing you in all their orbalicious glory, sisterfucker. Look at 'em while ya fuck, but try not to jizz spontaneously while looking at my boobahs, Momma's boy. Just keep giving her that horsecock like nobody's business, babycakes."

"Shit, she's squeezing the shit out of me with that pussy, using those muscles and shit. Harriet, you are as tight as a fucking drum, bitch. That cunny is working around my stalk and it is smoldering hot in there in that thing, baby. My wee wee's ploughing that shit. It's hungry as fuck for that pussy," Henry told her, holding his sister's waist with one hand for leverage, and then reaching and grabbing one of his mother's massive breasts while his cock made a sweet squishing sound inside Harriet's cunny, working her juices in and out of her slot.

"Oh, holy fucking shit, I feel like my pussy's on fire!" Harriet cried out, tears forming in the corners of her eyes and threatening to roll down her cheeks, and maybe even onto her bobbling bosoms. "Fuck the fucking shit out of me, Henry! I can almost feel your cockhead hitting my uvula, tee hee!"

"Why are you crying, sweetie?" Hilda asked, sticking her breasts into Henry's face until Henry took the hint and captured one of her puckered nipples in his mouth, biting down teasingly until his mother yelped. "Does Henry's big stick hurt you?"

"Oh no, Mom," Harriet assured her, wrapping her legs around Henry's waist and locking her ankles behind his back. "I just feel all weepy with pride because now we are true and genuine Humper women. It's such a proud moment in my life. Oh, oh, yeeeaaaahhhhhh!"

"Oh, sweetie, it is, isn't it?" Hilda asked, pulling her nipple from Henry's mouth and replacing it with the other.

"Yeah, I'm all choked up now," Henry said mockingly, sliding out of his sister, making her breasts swing upward, and then ramming his entire twelve inches back inside her vagina. "I'm so choked up that I think I'm almost ready to come."

"Oh, Henry, that's wonderful!" Hilda said, rubbing her oversized watermelon knockers against his arm and backside as he made a dozen more hearty plunges down the well-like depth of his sister's pussy.

"Oh, Henry, me too!" Harriet chimed, working her pelvis madly, almost maniacally, against his penis, her Humper honkers beating together as she fucked against his hard-on with all her amorous might. "You can shoot a whole gallon of cum into my stomach, baby. You can fill me up with that shit. I want you to squirt a whole fucking lot of it, and I want to feel you make my pussy tickle and explode too."

"Come on, Henry! Make Momma proud!" Hilda cheered, watching intently as Henry's planting tool pumped in and out of her daugher as she looked on, her excitment making her giddy and her own boobs and pussy tingle. "Oh yes, Harriet! That's it! Raise up and meet him half way! Yes! That's it!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Harriet screamed suddenly, her bobbing breasts bouncing sexily and heavily on her chest as she felt the first vibrations of an orgasm, first in her pussy, then spreading throughout her entire body, like the rings that move outward from the point of impact when a stone is tossed into a body of water. "Ahhhhhhhh, I'm coming, I'm coming!"

"Well, wait for me!" Henry shouted, his breathing so ragged that he sounded almost hoarse. "Oh, I'm coming tooooooooooooooo!"

"My my," Hilda said proudly, watching intently and tweaking her own nipples as her two children fucked to fruition. "This is almost a Kodak moment, tee hee."

"I'm losing it! I'm losing it!" Henry cried, gripping his sister's udder tits like a lunatic, kneading them cravenly as he felt the pressure swell within his cock and balls and all the intensity shoot towards the apple-sized mushroom head of his sex organ, buried as it was in the deepest recesses of Harriet's cunny. And then it happened. A torrent unlike anything he had ever felt before, catapulted from the end of his penis, the semen blasting out of his urethra with powerful intensity. "I'm loooosssinnnng it!"

"Tee hee!" Harriet laughed, her cantaloupes smacking against him as her bucking slowed, her orgasm taking her to new heights of pleasure as she felt the warm welcoming squirts of her brother's jism splash hard into her feminine slot. "Ooooo, yeah, Henry! You're losing it, but I'm gettin' it! I'm gettin' a shitload of your sticky yummy semen shit! More, more! Squirt me more! Flood my little girly box!"

"I'm doing my best," Henry grunted, still pumping in and out of Harriet's now cum-soaked innards as he fumbled with her humongous hooters and playfully tweaked her nipples at the same time. "I think I may need Gatorade after this one, sis. I think you've fucked all the jizz from my ballsack. Holy shit, I don't think I've ever come this hard before!"

"Shit, yeah!" Harriet responded, reaching down and manipulating her clitoris between the thumb and forefinger of her left hand. "You've blasted out so much jizz inside me that I feel almost like I can taste it, tee hee! Wow, that sure was a doozy!"

"I can't remember when you kids have made me more proud," Hilda said, wiping at a tear forming in her eye with the back of her hand. "I know that this will forever be remembered as a proud day in Humper family history."

"I can't wait until you call Auntie Tammy Faye again and tell her about this," Harriet laughed as the last orgasmic waves washed over her. "I bet that white trash whore will just be as jealous as fuck. Oooooooo, my pussy feels so goody. Mmmmmm."

"Yeah," Henry agreed. "We are the most fucked up Humper family now, ha ha! No contest."

"How about you kids hold it right there?" Hilda asked them, holding up the camera she had retrieved from the night table drawer beside the bed. "Don't pull it out of your sister yet, Henry. Mommy wants to take a picture for posterity. That's it kids. Smile! Say cheese! Henry, put your hands on your sister's titties! Yes, that's it. Now hold still."

Hilda clicked the button on the camera, recording the moment for her photo album so that they would always remember this remarkable day in the Humper's family history.

"Okay, now you can pull it out of her, Henry," Hilda told him pleasantly, wrapping her arms around her boy, crushing her big honkers hard against his side, even as he still remained inside Harriet's busty body.

"Ohhhhh, but it feels so good in there, I sort of hate for Henry to pull his pee wee out of my snatchy," Harriet giggled, her breasts heaving with her still rapid breathing, her cunny flooded with all the baby batter it could handle, and Henry's cock still buried in the deepest part of her body.

"It's starting to shrink a little, sis," Henry laughed, smacking one of her sweaty titbags as he hauled his dick out of his sister's pussy with a squishy pop that made them all laugh. "I mean, I just emptied it into you."

"Just think if we had babies, Henry," Harriet laughed, toying with her tank-like tits as she wiped between her legs with the edge of the sheet on the bed. "I mean, just think, my boobies would swell up real huge to feed them, and they would have heeeuge cocks!"

"What if they were girls?" Henry asked, his mother amused by the whole conversation as she shoved her motherly boobahs in his face again.

"Well, then they would have huge everything else! Tee hee hee!" Harriet tittered, kissing Henry's slowly shrinking staff now that it was out of her pussy, her breasts grazing his manhood with their sharp pointy nipples. "The boys would have heeeuge cocks! Tee hee! And the girls would have great big fucking titties, even bigger than mine or Mom's! Tee hee! Now that would be a fucking hoot, watching our well-endowed kids run around in the yard and shit! Tee hee hee!"

"Oh wow, I'm tired as shit," Harriet groaned, yawning widely as she raised both arms over her head and cracked her knuckles, her young, oversized and perky breasts jutting out proudly from her chest. "That was quite a fucking work-out, tee hee."

"I'll say," said Henry, lying down on the bed, resting his head on one of his arms, ignoring all the titties around him for a second as he felt his wee wee deflate. "That was more exhausting than anything the coach makes us do before a football game."

"I'm not tired at all," Hilda sighed breathily, sitting beside Henry's supine body and pressing her breasts provocatively into his face. "Harriet, why don't you go and rest up in your own room for awhile, sweetie? I think Henry and I could use some alone time, if you get what I mean. Tee hee. Come back in an hour or so?"

"Sure, Mom," Harriet said brightly, eager for the chance to rest up for more sex with her well-hung brother.

Harriet left the room with a shake of her tits and a waggle of her voluptuous ass and the blonde, busty, and goddess mother of the Humper family turned her attention solely to her large-wee weed offspring.

"Now, baby, I think it's time for Henry to have some Mommy time, don't you?" Hilda huskily breathed, rubbing her expansive milkwagons back and forth softly on his face. "But Henry, I want you to kiss me first. And I don't mean on the titties. Give Momma a big ol' smoochy, poopsie. I want us to be real good and familiar by the time you've got your fucktool waggling in and out of me, sweetness."

"Oh, I was going to kiss your boobs first," Henry laughed, as Hilda pulled her ripe twin teatsies away from his face and then leaned in close to him. "But now that you've taken them away..."

"Oh, baby, why did we wait so long for this?" Hilda said in a voice that sounded like Marilyn Monroe with giant knockers. "Why did we wait so fucking long?"