"Some other day. It's getting late."
Chen Xiaobei sent Murong Xiaoyao straight to her mansion. He knew the meaning behind her words, and also enough to refuse.
"Huh? What happened to you? I'm actually letting you take advantage of me," She blinked with whelming disbelief.
"I'm a man of culture! Whatever happens, I won't be interested in taking advantage of a flat-chest like you! Get it?" Chen Xiaobei clicked his tongue and grinned.
"Damn it! I'm not a flat-chest!" Murong Xiaoyao pouted, puffing her cheeks.
"Fine, I'll stop teasing. However, I have something else I must deal with tonight, but I promise – your little meat-buns will get an upgrade as long as you agree to let me help you!"
"Hmph! Weren't you supposed to be really good at medicine?! How big will them become? B cups…?"
"Haha… How big do you want them to be? As big as basketballs?" Chen Xiaobei chuckled at the very thought.
"Basketballs? That's too big… I don't think I can walk or train properly after that…" Murong Xiaoyao said innocently, but as she was reveled in her dreams she noticed that his smile was stretching further up his ears.
"Asshole! Die! So, you were playing me a fool?! I won't talk to you anymore!" Her face turned red immediately. She alighted from his car as soon as it stopped dashed inside her mansion.
"My cute pumpkin…" Chen Xiaobei's smile turned normal as he stared at her elegant back.
After driving for a while, Chen Xiaobei stopped his car by the road and took out his cellphone to check on the Red Envelope Group.
Everyone had been spamming earlier, which was why he had to reject Murong Xiaoyao's embarrassing request.
Bull Demon King: Did you hear about it? The Primeval Lord of Heaven will announce a new Three Realms Mission soon! (Shocked)
Hangman: I heard about it, and I know for a fact that anyone can participate in this mission! The person who completes it will receive a thousand years' worth of training! (Looking forward)
Spider Demon: My God! A thousand years' worth of training?! That's awesome!"
Skeleton Queen: Exactly! To demons like us, a thousand years' worth of training is huge! Anyone knows the details? I have to register as a participant!
Hong Haier: I heard the Primeval Lord of Heaven is going to send the participant to a lost land called earth!
Bull Demon King: What? To the lost land? That place has no Spiritual Qi at all! Only idiots go to a place like that! How did you come to acquire this information? Is it reliable?
Hong Haier: NeZha was the one who told me about it! NeZha's Sifu is Taiyi Zhenren, one of the Twelve Golden Deities and of Chanism, and Primeval Lord of Heaven had a meeting with the both of them! Is this source reliable enough?
Bull Demon King: That… That's weird… Did NeZha tell you why Primeval Lord of Heaven wants to send us to the lost land?
Hong Haier: NeZha told me that the Primeval Lord of Heaven wants us to recruit three million disciples. The mission is complete once that's done.
Hangman: Damn it! I thought this mission is going to be an opportunity for ghosts and demons like us to cultivate ourselves! Ultimately, it's just another mission designed for deities!
Spider Demon: Yeah… We are going to leave now… I'll be really grateful if our appearances did not freak out those human beings, let alone recruit disciples!
Skeletal Queen: Sigh… Chanism won the Fengshen war! Our days would have been been so much better if the Prime of Tongtian triumphed in that war instead…
Spider Demon: Shut up! Renism, Chanism, and Jieism are a family now! You're getting into trouble if you keep saying stuff like that! (Nervous)
...…..
Chen was thrown after seeing the messages in the chat group.
The Primeval Lord of Heaven, The Prime of Tongtian, and The Grand Supreme Lord Laotzu were known as the Three Qing - the three most powerful deities in Taoism! The three deities who were the most famous amongst the Seven Heaven Saints!
During the war within the League of Gods, the Grand Supreme Lord Laotzu chose to stay hidden, while the Primeval Lord of Heaven led Chanism to fight Jieism which in turn was led by The Prime of Tongtian. Ultimately, the Primeval Lord of Heaven had to ask the Grand Supreme Lord Laotzu and two more saints from the western side to join their ranks.
Afterwards, Zhunti and Jieyin worked together to destroy the Godkiller Formation before the Primeval Lord of Heaven finally triumphed in the War of the League of Gods! Thus he became the ruler of heaven and the Three Realms, as well as leader of the Three Qings!
That was the reason why Chen Xiaobei had a hard time believing that the Primeval Lord of Heaven was interested in the mortal realm!
"This is going to be so intense…" He uttered in shock.
This realm was filled with people and buildings, which those deities could destroy with their little finger. One swing of the Monkey King's Jingu Bang would demolish hundreds of skyscrapers. Thousands would be squashed when Bull Demon King transformed into his gigantic true form. And there is none who could douse the Sanmei Fire that Hong Haier spits!
What the hell kind of mission was this? It's like monsters invading! Not even the Superman could stop them!
"I cannot let this happen… Let me ask Sifu about this mission… After all, planet earth is my home…" Chen Xiaobei gulped and quickly texted The Prime of Tongtian.
However, he did not receive a reply even after waiting for a few minutes, and so he decided to text NeZha– who always seem to have free time. He got a reply immediately.
NeZha: God Chen! How can I help you? (Acting cute)
Chen Xiaobei: Everyone is talking about the Three Realms Mission in the group. I want to ask you about it! Is everything about that mission real? After all, planet earth is my home… (Sweating)
NeZha: It's true! In a few days, the Primeval Lord of Heaven is going to announce the mission in the chat group! Also, this mission is closely related to you!
Chen Xiaobei: Erm… Closely related to me? How? Tell me now! (Nervous)
NeZha: Planet earth is your home! That's why you have to protect those deities when they arrive!
Chen Xiaobei: Me? (Sweating like waterfall) This must be a joke! My cultivation is really weak! I'm already have a hard time protecting myself! How am I going to protect those deities?
NeZha: This mission is really unique. The deities that descend upon planet earth are forbidden from using their magical power, and are not allowed to carry their merit points with them as well! This means that they are no different from human beings, so you have to be their guide since they are not familiar with the place!
Chen Xiaobei: Are you sure that this mission is not a trap? How and when are they going to recruit three million disciples if they're not allowed to use their abilities and carry their merit points forward?
NeZha: It's not as difficult as you think. After all, you already have three hundred and fifty thousand disciples, God Chen!
Chen Xiaobei: Huh? Three hundred and fifty thousand disciples? Why am I not aware of it?
Were disciples equivalent to fans?
The number of people in Chen's fans club was three hundred and fifty thousand!
NeZha: You're not a deity just yet, which is why you can't sense it. The power of your worshippers is extremely useful when you become a real god!
Chen Xiaobei: Becoming a deity? That's a long journey… Anyway, I just want to know this; am I going to get any goodies if I agree to look after those deities?
NeZha: Yes! But…