I want to be a xenomorph.
SEE YAH.
I look around my body.
Hissss.
I forgot, since I'm not a human anymore I don't speak human language except in my head but whatever.
I scale a tree and I'm perfectly fine.
I hear footsteps. I Stick to where there is a dark spot and stay there.
Mommy, what monsters footprints are those.
I don't know honey.
I climb up a tree and drop behind them.
They look at me.
They run like there is no tomorrow.
I scale a tree and watch them.
After 2 minutes of them running and me following them they stop and turn around and stay still.
I drop down in front of them.
They stay still.
They believe if they stay still I can't see them.
I play along and then go back into the forest.