"Good goddess!" Essmay exclaimed, finally having left how stupid is that?"
"Yeah, yeah super stupid..Well, it's a good thing she still paid us. They're one of the more stingy lots I reckon." Though I had tried to hide it, I knew Essmay could sense my hesitation.
"Oh Skyee, don't worry about what she said-"
"I'm not worried about what some stupid airhead thinks of me." I corrected, making my way to the dropping point.
"Then what are you worried about?"
"When was the last time I've been laid, hm?"
Essmay thought about it, "what about that pirate guy. Wren was he?"
"Wran. And we didn't. Gold clansman clued him into my situation and he all but flew into a window to get away from me."
"M....m...Manny! Good 'ol Mannnnnyy!"
I shook my head, "Manny was gutted by a Silverman on his way to the loo before he took me home."
"Oh. Ew. Were his pants still down when they found him?"
"Essmay-"
"Sorry," She gave me a guilty look. "So....like...Did you at least get to check out the goods to see if you had missed out?"
"Essmay!" I exclaimed again, throwing my apply core at her head.
"I didn't..." I mumbled.
"Didn't what?"
"Miss out on anything." Essmay and I burst out laughing and it took us several minutes to compose ourselves.