"Just think, the priests made up this story for you: there's a God up in heaven constantly watching you, and He's got a little book with ten things you're not supposed to do. And if you commit any one of those sins, God will send you to a place full of flames, smoke, molten lava where you burn, agonize, suffocate, scream, cry, and never transcend, but..." (This entire paragraph is from George Carlin's religious stand-up comedy.)
With a huge bubble on his head, Saint Watson stood alone on a protruding boulder, prattling on, surrounded by a crowd of massive demons of all colors.
The old man spread his hands: "God loves you forever," he declared.
A few humanoid spirits among the demons laughed uproariously, especially a young girl who was only wearing a pink sarong on her upper body, her laughter shaking so hard that the two snow-white mounds on her chest trembled incessantly.
"What's he blabbering about?"
