[It's Alatus. Alatus &?$@%!]
"Ugh, at least i won't have to change my last name, that old man and his whims.... But which world was he sent to?"
[According to the records, Boku no pico...]
"Should we just let him go there? I'm very tempted..."
[Miss Anne, if i may, that world would be too detrimental to his growth. The best course of actions would be changing his destination to a more suitable world.]
"Hehehe... I have a better idea!"
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"wahhhh wahhh wahhh*
*sigh* why must i suffer this way...
[Ding! That would be because you have not specified whether to be reincarnated or transmigrated, host!]
Ehhhh, i guess it is kinda my fault. But couldn't i be an only child or something? Why do i have to deal with this brat!
"Oh, what's wrong my dear Pico? Are you hungry?"
The hell are you saying woman?! Doesn't this smell make it clear that h-... Wait... What did se say his name was?
[Ding! The child next to the host is named komuro pico, the protagonists of boku no- Alright stop! No more! I don't want to remember that anymore!
"And what about you dear Alatus? Haven't you missed your mommy? I wouldn't mind becoming yours if you wish! Fufufu"
Ugh, i guess i found out were he got his... Decencies from... Even a baby is not safe from her.
"Honey, we don't have any more milk for the babies, I'll go out to get some!"
Uh-oh, that sounds ominous....
"Don't worry dear, i just breastfeed them, no need or go out.''
"And cut off from my 'feeding' time?! No way! Come here you!"
"*giggles* Stop it dear! Not infront of the kids! You'll get them jealous!"
Jealous? Oh hell no! Just go get a room you degenerates! I don't want to watch this!
*knock knock*
"Ah ! That must be Alatus' mother! I'll go get the door!"
Hmmmm, i wonder how my 'mother' would look like. Totally not looking forward to have a MILF other than this thot pressing me to her breasts and calling me darling! Nope!
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And there goes my excitement. But i found my hope! It looks like 'she' isn't my mother, she looks too old for that. *shiver* what was that feeling?
Anyways, she's my guardian that sent me all the way to Japan since she knows this.... Dog in heat... For a lack of a better term, and a literal meaning. I didn't know cats and dogs could be so close.
Well, it turns out that my caretaker is non other than everyone's favorite catgirl, Rem Galleu! Eh ? You don't know who that is? W-what?! How uncultured can you be?!
Ahem. Going past that, my caretaker is none Minerva McGonagall. Yes. The one and only headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Now i don't have to burn this world down!
[I worry for your metal health, host]
Mental health? What's that? Is it edible?
[For certain creatures, specifically the outer gods such as Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and everyone's favorite ultimate being Azathoth, yes host. It is edible.]
How would it taste then...
[A/N:like broken dreams, crêpes, and sometimes with a small dash of Deez]
[According to the data. Like Nuts. More specifically Cashew nuts.]
Huh, why do i feel as if there's a joke here?
"Are you ok little Alatus? Sorry i had to leave you with that muggle family, school was starting again and Snape didn't have anytime to take care of you, and no way by Merlin's beard would i leave you with any of those unreliable wizards!"
Hmm, Snape taking care of a child? That's totally safe! Not going to be fed magical weed killers instead of milk at all! Nuh-uh! Totally safe!
[Don't worry host, even if you get poisoned your body would easily take care of any external mutagens]
I don't think a 5 month baby should be able to protect himself against a magical potion.
[That would be because you are a-
"And we're here little Alatus! Didn't you miss home?"
Looking around i see ourselfs in a swamp. Was Hogwarts demolished or something?
[That would be because there are wards all over the school of magic to hide it from the so called muggles that inhibit the world. You can't exactly hide a giant castle by building it in a faraway swamp]
Why do i feel so much sarcasm from your voice?
[Well that, would be because you're stupid]
Agh, got hit right in kokoro! My poor heart!
"Welcome back miss Minerva, little Alatus!"
*gasp* I-Is that... Is that cliffhanger-kun?!