"Hah.." Jianyue food in a whiff of delicious osmanthus cakes at in the midst of the room, filling the air with a sweet scent.
"Hnn- GHK!" Choking on her spit, Gu Jianyue awoke from her deep slumber as soon as daybreak like in her previous rushed timeline, "W~ow!" She caught a whiff of sweet cakes coming her way, it's alluring scent filled her nose, but the stomach was still empty inside.
"Uwah!" She leapt out of bed in a rush to eat the delicious food at the round table, she pulled a seat and sat, getting ready to eat she clenched her fist in a- Yes!- and hurriedly stuffed her mouth with a moderate-sized osmanthus cake,
"Mm!" She moaned in delight, she chewed and swallowed the sweet, sticky, wax-like substance*, "Sho gud!" She let two muffled words out between bites of osmanthus cake, "Meibai!" She hollered, "Yes miss?" Meibai ran over from the kitchen to her miss' pavilion, a good 2 blocks away, modern time.
"What plans do I have today?" Jianyue finished the last osmanthus cake of the 5. "Em, you- er- don't have anything scheduled," Meibai looked to the side, "..Why is that?" Jianyue asked looking up at Meibai, wiping her mouth with a plain white handkerchief.
"...Nobody had ever volunteered to teach you anything."
Gu Jianyue stood up from the seat, pushing it back in as she waved Meibai out of the room, "Oi, SS whatever," The system faded in from the light in a burning red, 「Wh a t do y ou n ee d?」 It asked, dashing in-front of Gu Jianyue's face.
"How do I get better at etiquette, fighting, and cultivation?" She asked nonchalantly like it was nothing, 「...Think "N-101"-」 'N-101-' Gu Jianyue floated from the air like a feather to a lavish ground, garnished with jewels all-over.
"..Woah," She looked around in awe of the beautifully tacky room that even the [Gu Jianyue] could never achieve even after years of coaxing men to give her /many/ gifts, "Is this where I am going to-" The room changed as Gu Jianyue spoke.
It turned into a dummy-decked field with swords, spears, etc. "Oh so this is where- wait isn't that too cool!?" She looked at the weapon store in amazement of the well-kept valuables- "AHH!! ISN'T THIS LIN QINFENG'S {HELL-SEEKING EXCALIBUR}!?!?!"
Gu Jianyue fawned over the arrays of popular swords from top players in her previous life, though she was the second-to-none top female player, "Kya! Just who made this!? I will forever worship them!!!!" She exaggerated about their glory and fame for a good 10 minutes.
「G u Ji a n yu e, is t h is wh a t y ou' v e co m e h er e fo r?」 The system looked at Gu Jianyue in her entranced state, "Uh!" She wiped the drool off her flushed face, "No, I'm here to train to be a perfect lady, swordsman•, and cultivator!" Jianyue pumped her fist in excitement.
"Oh, I'll do that tomorrow actually," she nodded, "Running when you've just eaten is bad."
"How do I get outta here?" Gu Jianyue looked towards the system's way, 「'Out'」 The system paused for a brief moment before speaking, 'Out!' She thought, opening her eyes to see the bright light shining directly in her, if not already, pale snow face.
"Ugh, I wonder why this chapter is about 2 things?" Gu Jianyue rubbed her imaginary goatee, "Hrm.. wonder what the author's gonna name it," She walked to her bed, flopping like a dead fish on the silky bedsheets.
"G'night!" She yelled to her imaginary friends, she had done this to reminiscence her online friends in her past life, 'tis sad to abandon dear friends after all°, with a soft blow, the incense candle, which was ignored the whole time, flickered out, turning the room a dark shade of grey with the moonlight overlapping it.
* the sWeet stiCky honEy liKe substance i repeat is not something dirty ur filthy mind thought of search osmanthus cake up and that will show :)
• grammar is discriminating against swordswomen.
° i have abandoned my online friends before, yes i suck )but u swallow sooo..( for abandoning my friends but c'mon i only have 16 gb storage who can blame me? (ps. i'm sooooooorry billy.)