|Notice: Would you like to combine the bloodline of Angelic Ancestral Vampire Seras Victoria with Angelic Ancestral Vampire Seras Victoria?|
Y/N|
"Yes"
Error, Error, Error|
It is impossible to merge two bloodlines of the same level, purification, and frequency. Please choose another bloodline from the store.|
I just stared at the screen as my right eye twitched. "Goddammit, Alex! Why the fuck didn't you just let me reroll the fucking wheel if you knew I couldn't merge my bloodlines you ass hole!! What the fuck was the motherfucking point of going through all that trouble just to tell me I can't do it!!!" I screamed into the air.
When nothing happened I remembered he couldn't answer. Looking around I found a pebble and used appraisal on it.
Pebble|
Information: This is a pebble from the mountain you are currently sitting on|
Note: Do you have any idea the amount of work you've caused me with your pearl of rebirth bullshitery? Huh, do you? I've had to create 7 new subsystems and when inevitably those propagate I'll have to create more and more. Now, and don't deny it, I know you're going to create some for at least your royal bloodline. So I'll have to create their subsystems as well. Huuuuuh, but this complaining is redundant. In a few hours or so the universe will be getting an update. All worlds, and the people on them, will be gaining a System Matrix, don't worry, nothing as complex as you or I but the basic package: Name, Race, Job, Level, etc. They won't be getting the Luck or Will attributes because you and Raven have proven how broken that is.
Mosis and I have agreed to give you a Bloodline Skill: Disguise, it will allow you and your children to hide what race you are from those who will inevitably gain the Appraisal skill. Now let me tell you what's going on with Raven and why we are doing this|
Notice: Bloodline Skill: Disguise gained|
My eyes started getting wider and wider as Alex explained what Raven had done. This was insane, at first I felt bad about causing Alex so much work only to find out that that was the tip of the iceberg. I haven't scratched the surface of causing problems when it comes to what Raven is capable of.
'I need a drink, Alex. I know you can't actually drink so I'm doing this for you and me buddy.' I willed the store menu to open up. "Show me the strongest liquor a level 48 Divine class Vampire can drink please." The millions of options shark to 5 in an instant.
Dragons Breath Vodka: Its spicy flavorings draw people to it. The spicy kick makes a shot of this vodka taste far stronger than it is and there are different varieties each named after a type of dragon with varying levels of spice.| Cost: 10,000 Gold
Purple Fire: This is an exotic drink that, although not alcoholic, does contain small red chilies from a Devil's Hell garden and is sweetened by the nectar and petals from a Blue Rose flower. If you obtain a bottle it will still have the whole chili inside.
The longer the bottle is left to stand the spicier the drink becomes. Some collectors will pay well for a very old bottle of this drink. This particular bottle as per your requirements has been aged for over 2,000 years.| Cost 15,000 Gold
Mint Bomb: This liquor tastes very strongly of mint and other herbs and spices. It was initially rumored that if a dragon drinks this their fire breathing ability will be strengthened. This rumor soon spread and further expanded that it would work with other races with breath weapons and was banned in some worlds because of this.| Cost 8,000
Ambrosia: It is said the fruits of this pale spirit grow on the tallest peak of a frosty mountain range, the plants are watered by the tallest waterfall. Legend has it that the fruit is picked by angels and cherubs and the drink is brewed by the goddess of love herself.| Cost 17,000
Blood Wine: This 'Wine' is a curious red color. On closer inspection, it is not wine but the blood of someone who drank wine before the blood was taken with an added ingredient to stop the blood clotting.
It's popular with vampires who do not like the idea of biting humanoids for their blood fix. This has been known to have been faked with a deep red wine for squeamish cultists who should drink blood as part of evil rituals but just can't stomach it.| Cost 5,000
"Alex, how much gold would I get from selling the snakeskin of the forest king?"
Notice: 1,000,000 Gold|
"Do it, and buy two bottles of Purple Fire and one case of Blood Wine with different blood types. I want the blood types to be over the cultivation of spirit king at least, how much is that gonna cost me?"
Notice: You have 1,027,310 gold. One case of Blood wine is 12 bottles so 60,000 Gold however with your specifications it goes up to 80,000. Two bottles of Purple Fire come out to 30,000. Your total is 110,000 gold leaving you with 917,310 gold, would you like to confirm your purchase?|
Y/N|
"Yes please, and thank you. Put the case and one bottle of Purple Fire in my inventory. I'll drink the other Purple Fire now if you don't mind."
A black bottle of wine appeared in front of me, it was shimmering with a purple hue that seemed almost dangerous. Grabbing it before it fell I opened the store once more and bought a simple wine glass. Pouring out what looked like liquid fire with red flecks of something I put the bottle down.
I held the glass in a toast towards the setting sun. "Cheers Alex, to change." I downed the entire glass, knowing it was a bad idea but not caring. It was spicy as fuck with the specks of chili saturated in alcohol. I smirked to myself, I'll have to share the next bottle with Felix, he'll love this, any demon would.
After that, though I watched the sunset as I finished the bottle and then just as I was about to fall asleep.
Notice: An Acolyte has joined the Coven.|
Wait, what? Alex, what the hell does this mean?
Notice: Royal Blood Felix has formed a HellStar Contract with Acolyte Yuri Kosaka. Would you like to view the terms of the contract?|
You know what, no, I don't care. If Felix was able to keep Yuri awesome. I'm too drunk to read this right now, remind me tomorrow when the world has changed.