Jim was a virgin.
He was 22. He died young.
It was a fun trip.
He was flying and he saw a ponies and little fairies.
The fairies were absolutely naked.
Jim would look at the little breasts and laugh.
He heard a quiet and gentle female voice.
"Poor virgin, what do you want?"
" Boobs! Sex! And lots of boobs! I want to kiss a girl! I want to do it with her..."
Jim blushed and shut up.
"How interesting," said the voice. "Do you like to play?"
"I like to play with my little Jim."
"Masturbation. How interesting," said the voice. "Masturbation. Boobs, sex and kissing a girl. You don't like kissing young men?"
"No! No violence. No yaoi."
"How interesting, are you stupid or funny?"
"I'm smart! I can fly!"
"See through you, we can."
"Don't look at my little Jim!"
A gentle voice laughed.
"Do you want Jim to be big?"
"I want to go home. It's interesting, but I'm tired," replied a dead virgin.
"Now you can rest, Jim. Now you can," said the voice. "Have a nice game."
"What game?" asked Jim.
But then he screamed. He couldn't fly and he started falling down. He'd fall down and screamed.
There weren't any ponies and fairies around. He didn't see anything. He was falling very fast.
Boom!
"Oh!"
"Welcome, gamer.
What's your name?"
"Jim," said the young man.
"Which way do you prefer? Strength, Dexterity, Intellect? Are you a strong warrior, a marksman or a wise magician?"
"I'm just Jim. I prefer to look at naked fairies. I can't see you! Show yourself to me."
"I'm not a naked fairy. You don't have to look at me. I have to meet gamers in this world. I must warn you. Game and drugs aren't compatible. Drugs are not good."
"No drugs! No violence! No Yaoi!" Jim agreed.
"I can't see through you like the Gatekeeper. But he put in a good word for you.
You get 1 point bonus in Dexterity. You didn't seem very intelligent or strong.
Be dexterous, and Dexterity will be with you!
You've received a valuable gift from the Gatekeeper. You'll see it in your status.
Have a nice game, Jim."
*
The voice is gone.
Jim was sitting outside by the wall. The street was covered with stone blocks. The house across the street looked weird. The stone walls had rough wooden window shutters.
Two strangely dressed men walked past Jim. They talked loudly about strange things:
"These players were completely naked! You can't walk down the street in peace, they're everywhere."
"Players are disgusting and rude. Our wise Duke made the right decision. No reputation for the players! No quests for the players. Let these foolish, disgusting rascals be killing rats in the dungeons of our beautiful city."
"Rats must deal with rats. I absolutely agree with you, venerable Sir Arian."
"Your words remarkably correctly confirmed my words, venerable Sir Rigardo."
Jim was looking at two strangers. They were dressed in beautiful clothes of bright and different colours. They had amazing hats on their heads. There was a beautiful big bag hanging on everyone's belt. Very strangely dressed strangers.
Jim wasn't stupid at all. He was playing computer games.
"My parents didn't sell me to the lab to crazy scientists! We're a normal family. Dad had a lot of money in the bank.
I have a dream where I got into a game.
I have a sudden health problem. My brain is sick. I see hallucinations.
I'm dead and it's Reincarnation into the game world.
None of this matters. I'm not scared. I'm very interested. And I'm not a newbie."
"Status."
There's a transparent screen before Jim's eyes. There was text on the screen.
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Name: Jim
Race: Human being
Level: 1 Experience: 0/500
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 2
Intellect: 1 MP: 10
Endurance: 1 HP: 40
Reputation: 0
Available with 0 points characteristics and 0 points skills.
Achievements: "Weak and stupid virgin". +1 to Dexterity for each level.
"Dead Virgin". +1 FP for copulating with the female sex.
"Conservative" - 1 point of random characteristic for copulation with the tolerant type.
*
Jim closed the status window and smiled.
Banal game world, system and game elements. It's clear.
Reputation zero. The locals were talking about players with disrespect. He has to read the reference.
Jim was thinking about the reference.
There's a new window. Jim started getting to know the game.
After a while, he closed the Reference and started to think about it.
The strength increases the damage from the close attack, as well as the chances of parrying and blocking. Strength is necessary for successful learning special craft skills. This characteristic also affects endurance, with 1 point of strength giving 10 life points.
Dexterity increases damage from a distance attack, as well as chances of parrying and blocking. Dexterity is necessary for successful learning of special craft specialties. This characteristic also affects endurance, with 1 point of dexterity giving 10 life points.
Intellect increases damage from a magic attack. It affects the speed at which you can learn non-combat and magic skills and trades. Intellect affects the probability of a critical spell hitting, as well as the mana number of a character. One unit of intellect gives 10 points of mana. Intellect increases the mana regeneration rate.
Endurance is responsible for the number of life points. One point of Endurance gives 10 points of life. This characteristic also affects the overall endurance and the overall wound healing rate in case of injury.
Reputation is responsible for the ability to deal with local people.
Jim has learned new things about his achievements.
The FP is an abbreviation for "fuck point".
A Conservative is not a tolerant type. He gets a penalty for copulation with Yaoi, LGBT, and other sexual deviations. No violence! No drugs! No little ponies!
Jim got up on his feet and looked into the inventory. In the window, he saw the figure of his character and a lot of cells under his figure. Empty cells!
Jim frowned and looked at the image of his character. Player Beginner's shirt, Player Beginner's pants, Player Beginner's shoes. All items gave 1 point to the defense. All items had 10 points of durability.
No money, no armor, no weapons.
Jim remembered a conversation between two strangers. Players kill rats.
He smiled and thought that rats were normal. All newbies killed rats. And dungeons are okay. There's a lot of dark places to do that with some girl player.
"It's a shame there's no Charisma in the game. I can't ask a girl to have sex with me. It's too bad there's no Charisma in the game. I'm so shy! I need to find the dungeon entrance."
Jim looked at the rocks in the street. There were no sign of the dungeon entrance. He sighed and walked down the street. He looked closely at his feet, so he soon saw the dungeon entrance.
The street was clean, no garbage or dirt could be seen on the stones.
The sun was shining brightly. It was warm, but not hot.
*
[You have found the Dungeon Entrance.]
Would you like to enter the City Dungeon location? Yes/No]
*
Jim agreed and suddenly found himself in a strange place.
The dungeon of a clean city was clean. Jim stood by a stone wall on a path a few steps wide. Next to it was a canal where water was flowing. The water wasn't dirty, but sometimes garbage and various unpleasant things would flow.
There was another path on the other side of the canal.
There was a rat sitting there! The rats ate cheese!
The rat was big, the size of an earth cat. Fat and pretty. It sat on its back paws, it had a piece of cheese in its front paws. She ate gently and took her time. The rat wasn't paying attention to Jim.
Jim wanted to eat cheese, too. But he thought it was canal cheese, it was dirty, and he wouldn't like to eat any trash or other people's leftovers.
He waved to the rat:
"Hello, rat. I wish you a good appetite. When you're eating cheese, could you swim over this canal? I want to kill you. I want experience and trophies."
The rat stopped eating cheese. She looked at Jim and her eyes turned red. The rat put a piece of cheese on the rocks of the path and jumped into the canal. It swam towards Jim.
Jim froze. What a smart rat! It doesn't seem cute now. It's coming!
Suddenly, Jim saw the rat's description.
"
Rat
Type: normal
Damage: 1
Life: 10
*
Jim blinked and the description was gone. He got ready for battle.
He wasn't afraid! He could have inflicted one point of damage. And he had 40 lives. He can't die from an ordinary rat attack.
The rat sailed to the edge of the canal and started climbing the path.
Jim wasn't wasting any time. He kicked the rat with his foot.
[You caused 1 point of damage]
A strip of red appeared above the head of the rat, and the red color was slightly reduced.
The rat made a squeal, it didn't fly back and continued to approach Jim.
Jim kicked the rat three more times. Then she bit him.
[You got 1 point of damage.]
That was painful! Jim screamed out in sudden pain. He'd never experienced such pain in his previous life. He wasn't hurt. He went to a respectable school and he was never beaten up by bad boys. He was a shy boy and he'd never been beaten up by bad girls. Jim didn't know that there could be such pain in the world.
He was screaming, and the rat was biting him!
Reports of the damage were flashing before Jim's eyes.
At one point, a very bad and angry "Jim" woke up in him.
The player started responding to the rat's attacks. She bit, he kicked the beast back. It was a fair fight between two equal opponents.
And the Man proved that he was the crown of creation.
The Man killed the rat!
Jim fell on his ass. He was enjoying the victory.
*
[Congratulations! You have defeated your first enemy. As a reward you get to choose your first weapon in this world. Choose wisely. These weapons will be your reliable partner for a long time.
You have gained 10 points of experience.
You wish to receive trophies? Yes/No]
*
Jim really wanted the trophies.
The body of the rat is gone. In front of Jim lay a shiny coin and a strange red crystal.
Jim took the coin. It was a silver coin. He wished and it disappeared from his hand, the coin moved into the inventory.
He took the red crystal.
[Would you like to activate weapon selection? Yes/No]
Jim wanted his first weapon, and he agreed.
The crystal shattered with red sparks that soared in the air over the player's palm.
The sparkles illuminated the red space, where images of different types of weapons appeared.
Jim carefully read the descriptions of the sword, axe, club, spear, bow, crossbow, magic staff, dagger.
He immediately realized that the staff and weapon of the warrior was not for him. He had the advantage in the way of dexterity. In this game, the new level gave only +1 to the characteristic and +1 to the skill. Jim saw that he had to choose between bow, crossbow and dagger. But the bow and crossbow required shells! Jim chose the dagger.
For the first time in his life, he held a weapon in his hand.
It was a strange feeling. Jim liked that feeling. He was armed, he became a dangerous man.
The dagger wasn't heavy, but it had weight. The handle was comfortably in the grip of his hand. The blade was dark, it didn't sparkle with metallic shine. The dagger is the weapon of a dexterous killer who does not want to give himself away with the glitter of a weapon.
*
Jim's dagger
Type: personal
Damage: 1-2 Critical damage: 2-6.
Effect: It is possible to inflict "Bleeding" damage to the opponent. 10 points damage per 10 second.
Durability: Indestructible.
*
Jim laughed and waved his dagger with delight. It's a great weapon. Rats, look out!
And he set out to find a new enemy to test the quality of the new weapon in battle.
The dagger proved to be a great help. It was a bit uncomfortable to attack the rats. They were short and Jim leaned over to strike. But with the dagger, he could kill rats much faster. Sometimes he'd kill a rat if he hit it with two strikes!
The rats would bite back. Jim cried in pain. But the wounds gradually healed, his health recovered at four points per minute.
One time, he met other players. It was a three-man team. Players were unfriendly. They said that Jim should go to his place and not interfere with their trophies.
Jim did not dispute, he came back and saw that the ordinary rats were reborn!
He was walking down the path and killing rats to gain experience for his new level.
Suddenly, he heard a woman scream:
"Help! Somebody!"
Jim ran to the rescue.
He saw a girl fighting off a big rat.
Jim wouldn't stop and started hitting the rat.
[You hit 4 points of damage]
[You've dealt 3 points of damage]
[Critical damage. You have dealt 9 points of damage. Enemy is Bleeding]
The big rat turned her head sharply towards Jim and bit him.
[You got 5 points of damage]
The pain pierced Jim's hand. He screamed out in pain. But he didn't drop his dagger and swing it away from the new rat bite.
[You caused 4 points of damage]
The rat bit him again and Jim realized it was an unusual rat, it caused a lot of damage. She bit five times as much as a normal rat. And if that rat does critical damage!
He got scared cold. But he couldn't back down and leave a brave girl in trouble.
She was brave. She did not run away, she continued her fight with an unusual rat.
Beginners are lucky.
The rat didn't get a chance to kill Jim. Players killed the rat first.
"Don't you dare touch my trophies!" said the girl angrily.
"I never thought of touching other people's trophies," replied Jim.
Suddenly he noticed he was standing in front of the girl half-naked. The rat destroyed the durability of his shirt! Jim blushed from confusion. He had long found that rats reduced the durability of his outfit, but they ruined his things slowly. And this strange rat destroyed Jim's shirt in one fight.
The girl cried out in delight:
"Oh, yes! I'm the queen! Three effects! Can you imagine, three effects! Thank you, Random, for your gift!"
She pressed a red crystal in her hand. And suddenly, a sword appeared in her hand. It was a beautiful sword. It was fearful of the glitter of its blade.
The girl swung the blade and laughed with pleasure. She looked at Jim.
"And you're doing a great job. I created a new character four times. Four months without a game! But I got mine. With this sword, I can play to level 20. Three effects!"
"Congratulations. I'm happy for you," Jim said quietly.
He had a good look at a stranger. She was very beautiful. And Jim immediately saw that this girl was a real warrior. She had a short haircut of blond hair. Her big eyes were light blue, she was smiling dazzling now. But Jim remembered that she could be very dangerous and angry.
The girl gave him a silver coin.
"Thank you. This is for your help in battle," she said.
He looked at her white shirt with envy and smiled:
"I wouldn't refuse a new shirt. I wouldn't take the money."
"Don't you have another shirt? Are you a newbie? I have a spare novice shirt. Here it is. Take it."
Suddenly a coin in her hand went missing and a gray shirt came in her place. Jim took the shirt and it was immediately in the inventory. He changed his ruined shirt for a new one. He felt comfortable and good. He smiled at the girl:
"Thank you. It was my first time in the game and I didn't know you could meet such a dangerous rat. It almost killed me."
" First time in the game! What's your name. My name's Regina."
"My name is Jim."
"Didn't you read the Beginner Guide? You have to kill your first rat 33 times in a row. And then you get a special crystal. You'll be able to get a weapon with multiple effects. There could be three effects at most. I got lucky. I hope you're lucky, too."
"I will not have any luck," quietly said Jim. "I didn't know about this rule. And I don't know where that rat I killed first is now. She ate cheese! I need to find that piece of cheese! The rat has to be reborn next to it. Oh, she' s gonna be born again and eat cheese. I'm not gonna find it."
"Don't be sad. Just create a new character. Sure, it's a pity to spend a month without playing, but I took a chance. You can play another game for a month."
Jim put his head down. He thought he couldn't create a new character. He's dead, or he's sick, or he's dreaming.
You shouldn't talk to a pretty girl about these things.
He looked at her and smiled:
"I won't create a new character. Because then I won't meet you anymore. You'll get a lot of experience in a month. And I won't be able to follow you. And you won't be interested in knowing me."
She smiled at him:
"You're so cute. You're seducing me. You came to the game to seduce girls?"
Jim blushed and didn't know what to say in reply.
Suddenly a bomb went off in his head! He heard Regina's quiet, slightly mocking voice:
"Do you want to lick my vagina?"
Jim opened his mouth with those words. He froze. How so? Is that okay? On the first time you meet a young man you do something like that?
The girl put her eyes down on his mouth and smiled:
"I see that you want to lick my vagina. Okay, my knight, you will receive your reward for saving your princess."
Suddenly, she pushed Jim in the chest. He wasn't expecting it and couldn't stand up. He fell on his back and hit hard. He couldn't make a single sound. All sounds froze in his throat with surprise.
Regina took a few steps and suddenly all the clothes were gone from her body.
Jim opened his eyes wide. It was a miracle! She was stunningly beautiful. Her perfect body couldn't be taken off his eyes. It was the first time Jim had ever seen a vagina so close! He freeze.
The girl carried one foot over his body and started sitting on his face.
Jim didn't know what to do. He didn't know anything, he didn't know what was going on with him.
It's a dream! This is heaven? Is this a game?
The delicate lips of the vagina were approaching his face. Jim heard the girl's slightly groaning voice:
"I am not a princess, I am your queen. Give me pleasure."
And the vagina went down on Jim's lips.
He stuck his tongue out and started licking. He licked the lips, licked everything his tongue caught, he felt good. The girl moved gently and put special places under the caresses. Jim did his best. The girl moaned softly with pleasure.
"Take your clothes off, Jim."
He hardly knew what he was doing. Jim wouldn't stop working with his tongue. But he was able to open inventory and take his shirt and pants off the slots on the character figure.
"Take off all your clothes, Jim," she complained.
Jim took his shoes off. There was a message in front of his eyes
*
[Do you want to be completely naked? Yes/No.]
*
Jim agreed to take off all his clothes.
But that wasn't all. He got a new message.
*
[Attention! Complete nakedness of the character can result in sexual actions. Do you confirm your desire to be completely naked? Yes/No]
*
Jim really wanted sexual action! He was willing to do anything.
"You didn't lie to me. You're definitely a newbie, Jim. I will be your first woman in this game."
Jim had been feeling the tension at the bottom of his stomach for some time. His dick got aroused and grew stronger. Jim even felt his dick head get wet.
The girl's hips slid across his body. The wet touch moved from his chest to his stomach. The breasts appeared before Jim's eyes. One beautiful white chest froze at his nose.
"Bite my chest. Tenderly. Yes, that's it, now suck it. Give me a kiss. Yes. Now."
Before Jim knew it, he felt an extraordinary sensation.
His dick got into something hot and wet. He couldn't hold himself in and moved his dick up. And he felt his penis penetrate into a narrow, tender and hot vagina. Regina shrieked and laughed. And she started moving her hips. She wasn't just jumping on him, she was making circular movements. She was jerking around, climbing on his dick with all her might. She would stop as the penis would completely dive into her vagina and start swaying slowly.
Jim realized that his first orgasm was about to happen!
He was feeling so good. He was moaning and something happened to him.
No masturbation can compare to this!
Jim knew it right away. He hit the elasticity and humidity of the vagina with a strong push. And the sperm hits came out of his penis and were deep in the vagina. He moaned with pleasure.
She was moaning in reply. She let him do whatever he wanted.
Then she fell on his chest and laughed:
"Don't tell me I'm your first woman. You finished too quickly. But you warmed me up well before that. We're almost perfect for each other."
Jim couldn't answer. There was an expression of infinite happiness on his lips.
And it wasn't about the new message at all:
*
[Congratulations! You had your first copulation! All conditions for receiving the FP have been satisfied. You get +1 FP. An additional reward awaits your choice in your inventory. Choose wisely.]