Has my wonderful title of this story caught your attention?! Great! Be prepared for a let-down! Or not, I don't know what you people think.
Well, let's get down to introducing myself. Hiya! I'm 'Row.' But call me whatever. Death-Defying, and absolutely the most extraordinary person of the worldz! Well, I think so. I don't know if anyone else has experienced what I have, or if anyone else is even liv....
But anyways. As I was sorta sondering along the other day, I thought I'd make a story. Nothing big, just describing my experiences. A.... Journal? Maybe not quite. Maybe you'll be confused, maybe it'll enlighten ya!
I have no clue if that I write will be allowed or remembered, but I have decided to do something. Um. Until I die, even if this story suddenly stops being transcribed, that doesn't mean it's ended.
Maybe I just couldn't write it. Nothing personal, really. Maybe I'll forget again. That happens a lot. It doesn't make sense to me, but it happens.
It all started.... Well, since the beginning of my life...