Arrived at home and fed Ultraman, took a shower, and there wasn't even enough to time for me to lie on the best to rest for a bit when Ren Han arrived right on schedule. Forced by someone's arrogance, I shed silent tears and got in Ren Han's car, the first floor auntie also followed to shed tears and said, "Ning Ning, you have finally found a father for Ultraman."
I was embarrassed, but I still didn't forget to bargain with Iceberg Ren. I mustered up a laugh, "VP Ren, thank you very much for last night, but you see, for this bed, that...if you vomit, then you change the bedsheet, isn't this good? I will buy you the best four-piece bed sheet spread, and the bed can be exempted right?"
Ren Han glanced over and sneered while driving, "When she left today, didn't you hear it? She said that before she comes back in the evening, it must be changed to a new bed."
I was silent and still felt very suspicious that the beauty that appeared in Ren Han's home this morning was hired by him and so continued to test it, "Ah ~ speaking of that, who was that beautiful woman this morning?"
Ren Han after hearing the question had on an odd expression, smiling yet not smiling and looked at me for a long while, and then finally curved his lips, "Are you jealous?"
I chocked and shifted the topic, "drive, drive."
Ren Han seems to like to flirt with the small rabbit sort to amuse himself and squinted and again said a sentence that made me uneasy, "Rest assured, she is better than you and will not play that kind of sudden attack, that sort of small cheap trick."
= =~
A lost kiss has become an eternity of regret!
——— I have completely crossed the dividing line into depression ———
In the end we arrived at the furniture city, Ren Han was really out to prove himself above ordinary, he looked left and right and without even flipping the labels ended finally choosing a considerably expensive round bed.
The sales promotion lady saw Ren Han circling around the round bed, it was as if she saw a prey and she excitedly said, "We had this round bed made with logs imported from France. Mister, if you buy it now, we can also gift you a four-piece bedsheet set valued at 2999 yuan in addition to this spring mattress..."
I smiled at the sales promotion lady and pulled Ren Han to the side and quietly whispered, "VP Ren, are you really sure that I must buy this bed?"
Ren Han habitually raised his eyebrows, with a face that said, "If you don't buy it, should it be me?". I took a deep breath and decided that regardless of whether Ren Han was playing me or not, I must take back the initiative, "Since I'm buying, I should be in charge, right?"
Sure enough, Iceberg Ren, who was prepared to extort my money was not happy to hear this sentence, "You should be in charge?"
I resolutely nodded, "I have a big round dream princess bed in my house, I have never slept in, I will bring it out and give it to you. In addition, I will buy you a four-piece set that is a thousand times better than that 2999 yuan bedding set."
Actually, I really have a round bed, it was what my father and mother had prepared for my marriage. But after the marriage plans crashed and I covertly left home, the round bed has been lying alone in the basement of my house. It hasn't been unpacked yet, and now it comes in handy.
At this time, the sales promotion lady saw the two of us whispering and was afraid that the ducks were flying out of reach, transferred her lobbying target and pulled me again and began to say, "Madam, no need to hesitate. Our bed is definitely the best in quality of the round bed. Best of all, look at its diameter, which is much larger than other round beds. It's absolutely enough for you and your husband to roll about as you please!"
After hearing what she said, I was looking at the sales promotion lady face to face. It can be assumed that she was anxious and maybe just wanted to express that their round bed is thousands of times better than their competitors, but the word "roll" is really too aggressive!
I thought of the image of me and Ren Han rolling in the sheets ~~
In a hurry, I opened my mouth to explain that 'we are not buying a bed for rolling' and 'I am not his wife', when blood started cheerfully dripping down my nose, immediately the atmosphere became exceedingly weird.
I saw the sales promotion lady's face go from red to white, white to green, and I quickly looked up and explained, "I...I...It's because I drank too much wine last night, so blood is not circulating..."
Ren Han quietly handed over a paper towel, smiled brilliantly and purposely stuck to the side of my face and said a sentence to the sales promotion lady, "Goes without saying that you can help me draw up a receipt." I stiffened in place and the sales lady went to draw up the sale. Ren Han then said into my ear, "You wouldn't have been having a fantasy about some inappropriate affair, right?"
——— I have completely fallen into the depths of depression this time ———
In the end, Ren Han, this high quota foolish spend thrift, confidently and casually still chose the round bed made with the so-called French imported logs. Looking at the beautiful round bed, I tried hard to save this situation and vowed that I absolutely can no longer be Yang Bai Lao.
**(Yang Bai Lao a.k.a The white-haired girl story- Yang Bailao is a farmer whose landlord forces him to sell his daughter to him as a concubine to pay off his debt, after his daughter is forcefully taken he drinks poison and dies...she basically means she can no longer continue to be pressured against her will)**
I said, "VP Ren, this bed is what you chose, the money will be paid by you, I did not agree, so this bed has nothing to dow ith me."
Ren Han narrowed his eyes, "That is to say, you are not planning on paying this money?"
I gritted my teeth and thought carefully: First, I vomited and dirtied the sheets, and so have to compensate with this bed. Therefore, the whole world can clearly see that this fantastic scenario is a show that Ren Han is acting together with that beautiful woman to play me. If I simply obediently nod like this, I will be on the same level as Ultraman; Second, previously Ren Han restrained by Ren Han's tyranny because he knew my secret as a fujoshi. Obviously, this matter has now become transparent, and I really don't need to continue to ruin myself for this little pigtail; Third, Ren Han chose himself, saying I will pay for it is also what he said himself. I haven't said anything from beginning to end. In any case, I am not the same as Yang Bailao, I didn't write or sign an IOU, now I am going clearly express that I do not accept this account, let's see how Ren Han can make me.
**(Fujoshis - Japanese term for women who are into boys' love manga/stuff...the rotten girl thing is also slang for that)**
So, after thinking about it, I grit my teeth and finally nodded and said, "Yes!"
I put on an "If you want money, you'll have to kill me" expression and stared at Ren Han. I expected that the Iceberg face of the other side would be as dark as the bottom of a pot. However, facing me...was a peachy smile, uh...I'm a little confused. Don't even mention that, Iceberg Ren's face is covered in a charming fox smile, it is indeed very good-looking.
Someone continued with his fox enchanting smile, "Bai Ning, has anyone told you that when you're reneging on a debt you're very cute?"
"Ah?" I stared at Ren Han with a stunned look. It felt like he was possessed, could this facing danger excuding pink bubbles person be Iceberg Ren?
Iceberg Ren was not moved by my surprise, patted my head affectionately, "Actually, I did not want you to compensate for the loss, I'm paying for this bed."
After listening to this, my eyes turned to stars, I clasped his hand and wagged my tail, "Really?"
"Really."
"Why are being this nice?"
I've heard that that the more Ren Han smiles, the more he seems like an evildoer, unexpectedly his chin actually looks adorable, "Before, it was putting on act to force your hand, now..." Ren Han paused ambiguously and then said, "The relationship is not the same!"
At that time, I was still excited and over the moon at saving my money. I still shook my tail and asked, "Is the relationship different? Haha! How is it different?"
After I finished saying that, I took the lead and my smile froze on my face, not good, it was already too late, Ren Han grabbed me and very sappily sighed in my ear: "Didn't you grab on to me so unyielding powerfully in front of everybody? You say, can our relationship still be the same as before? Hm?"
It was at this moment that I realized, Ren Han's aura is not right. I recalled someone's previous statement from the company: Chief and Ren Han are "a pair of double-edged sword." Although the two are arch enemies, there is a common characteristic between them - they must have their revenge. Why...Why did I forget such important information?
I still foolishly followed him to buy a bed, and still foolishly returned to his house, and foolishly step by step walked into Ren Han's trap. Ah, mom, I want to go home.
Ren Han came beside me, I shivered and he "gently" caressed my ear, "Bai Ning, paying back the money is not needed, but shouldn't you do something to express your gratitude?"
I stuttered and squeezed out a broken sentence, "You, you think, think...how, how...like?"
"Hehe." Ren Han laughed and the air seemed frozen and it seemed as if his fangs were revealed, "You see, the bed has been brought back, shouldn't it be that you should find someone to test the bed?"
Test, test the bed?
How to test?
I looked at the beautiful round bed and silently gulped. For the first time in my life, I felt the feeling of despair of a sheep entering a tiger's mouth.
——— I am truly at the bottom of the depths of depression this time ———
***
Story of mobile phone display names.
Actually, from a long time ago, on Demon king Ren's phone, Bai Ning's number has been saved as "Little white rabbit." For such a title, Demone king Ren made an official explanation:
It's because the first time his wife moved his heart, she was wrapped in a thick lace scarf sitting opposite him trembling with fear, occasionally glancing at him with two big sparkly eyes and instantly avert her eyes. Remarkably alike to an adorable bunny rabbit! Therefore from that moment, the Demon king Ren had identified his own bunny rabbit toy.
Hence, it is natural for the nickname to be "Little white rabbit."
But regarding this name, the little white rabbit herself was very dissatisfied, but on this matter the Demon king Ren's insistent aura was very powerful and so she did not dare to rebel, until one night, the Demon king Ren went back home and went to sleep soundly. The Bunny rabbit finally found the opportunity, smirked and took out the phone from the Demon king's pocket.
The next day, when the demon king was having a meeting with the reporters, he received a text message from his wife and opened it and did not know whether to laugh or cry. The content reads as follows:
~ Don't think that because my surname is White, I am a little white rabbit. I am a proud, beautiful tsundere, a beauty that attacks the emperor, a hero who stands and destroys bit by bit!!!!!!
**(Bai=white)**
We fujoshis are tigers, tigers ~
From: Big tiger
Demon king Ren raised his eyebrows and bowed his head and quickly typed, in the next instant, his eyes flew to his subordinates, "Continue."
A few days later, the Big tiger once again picked up her husband's phone to check and almost fainted, the name on the phone was changed into "paper tiger". Isn't this paper tiger ridiculing her own strength? Isn't this ridiculing her for being very cowardly?
**(Paper tiger = a person appearing threatening but incredibly weak)**
This time the paper tiger did not agree, and was howling and rolling around in the bed, in order to ensure future happy sex life, after a week of failed pillow talk, Demon king Ren finally surrendered and watched his HAPPY wife change the name to "Queen Ning."
From now on, I am the Queen, you are the servant, and from now on if I say one you are not allowed to say two.
Her Royal Highness felt very pleased with herself so much so that she happily went to sleep. Demon King Ren stared at the phone screen, pursed his lips, turned off the phone and slept.
What if you're a Queen? I never admitted that I was the servant.
So, a month later, "Queen Ning" suddenly realized that the name of the demon king on her phone has never been changed since the beginning, and has always been "Demon king Ren ---"
Doesn't this mean that...even if she is a Queen, isn't that also oppressed by the Demon King?
OTZ...
After painstaking effort, Bai Ning finally gave up on the changing her nickname on her husband's phone. At this time, on the Demon king's phone, his wife's name is fixed simply as "Ning Ning", just those two common words.