It wasn't that Wang Hao had a low laugh threshold; he really couldn't hold it together when he saw this scene. Good thing he remembered he was an extra and managed to clutch his stomach, nearly laughing his guts out!
Now, he finally understood why the film industry in this world was so pathetic. Who could watch such a show?!
Unfortunately, Wang Hao still overestimated the absurdity of the plot!
At that moment, his eyes were on the computer screen, but his ears were perked up listening to the melodrama between the male and female leads. He had no choice; they were too close, and he regretted that ears couldn't close!
In the beginning, the male lead was all edgy and cool, smoking a cigarette while casually turning in circles. Then he pulled out a lighter to light it, and his flashy moves got noticed by the female lead!
On Wang Hao's computer, netizens were discussing in the group: "Wow, Brother Ritian, your book is really good! Very slick!"
Then the plot outside took off like a rocket!
As soon as the female lead saw the male lead, her eyes were glued to him. This was the moment to showcase her acting skills. Tears streamed down her face as if they were free, and she uttered the most melodramatic lines: "I knew it, I knew you'd be here! You're waiting for me, aren't you?!"
In the group, a netizen said, "This book is really good, I've added it to my favorites and recommended it!"
Outside, the male lead gently flicked his flowing hair: "Yes, do you remember? This is where we first met. I had nowhere else to go but here, searching for the memories of the past..."
Wang Hao's hair stood on end: "Your first meeting place is bizarre enough. It's a miracle this cool dude didn't get beaten up in the internet café..."
"Darling, I regret it!" The female lead threw herself into the male lead's arms, crying, "I shouldn't have been so angry. I shouldn't have left you alone! I regret it so much! I'm so sad! Please don't be mad at me anymore, okay?"
Wang Hao: "If I were the male lead, I'd kick you away! Girls who dress out of season are really hard to handle!"
At this moment, the male lead tightly embraced the female lead, full of affection: "Darling, these days I've been so empty and helpless. Every time I close my eyes, all I see is your smiling face, and I can't breathe, but I don't want to open my eyes because I fear losing you! Now it's good, I finally see you again!"
Wang Hao summarized this scene on the side: "You've got sleep paralysis, buddy..."
Wang Hao thought this was already pretty ridiculous, but he soon realized he was wrong. This was just the appetizer; the real drama was only beginning!
The male and female leads snuggled up in the internet café. The female lead extended a hand towards the ceiling light and said, "Look, that light is so beautiful! Can you take it down and make it into a ring for me?!"
Wang Hao was almost scared to death; the light was right above his head! It was huge, looked to be at least seventy pounds! If it fell, it would definitely incapacitate someone!
Damn, they were really filming a drama, a typical Qiong Yao-style Korean drama! He hurriedly searched to see if this world had Qiong Yao!
Then Wang Hao realized that the screenwriter was also a genius!
The male lead casually reached up, pinched the ceiling light as if grabbing it from the air, and then placed it on the woman's hand, saying, "Darling, if you like, I'll make it into a ring for you when we get back!"
Wang Hao felt a dizzy spell! The plot was so ridiculous, it felt like the world was turning upside down. Bro was feeling a bit hypoxic, damn!
Compared to what came next, this was nothing. Wang Hao still underestimated the power of the dramas in this world!
The male and female leads rubbed against each other for a while, then the female lead said, "Darling, do you remember what happened the first time we met?"
The male lead replied, "Yes, how could I forget? When we first met, I accidentally hurt your foot, and then I carried you out."
Wang Hao suddenly felt completely uneasy—damn, in an internet café, how much force was needed to hurt a foot so badly that you'd have to carry her out...
The female lead spoke again: "Then can you carry me out again?"
In the group, the netizens were egging them on: "Brother Ritian, we couldn't get enough of those two chapters! Can you post another one?"
Wang Hao wanted to cry, there was no way he could continue writing the book. He felt like throwing up now!
The plot continued, the male lead really carried the female lead on his back! Then Wang Hao realized, he had still underestimated the melodramatic prowess of the screenwriter! A Qiong Yao-style Korean drama couldn't lack the roaring element!
The female lead, lying on the male lead's back, suddenly shouted, "xxx, I love you!!"
Wang Hao was almost scared under the table!
It wasn't over yet! The female lead immediately followed up: "I want to give you lots and lots of babies!"
Damn!
Even humiliation had a limit! I'm not doing this anymore! I can't afford to lose face like this!
Luckily, the climax finally arrived, the fight scene was about to start!
The female lead's shouts attracted two little thugs, the ones the director had set up earlier. These two strutted over like clowns, almost pushing the male lead over. Wang Hao felt a bit of regret—it wasn't strong enough!
"If you're going to date, do it outside, don't interrupt my game, got it?" One actor pretended to be fierce, "Get out of here, don't make us look at you!"
Wang Hao suddenly felt revitalized, didn't he?
"What we're doing is none of your business!" The male lead put down the female lead, then coolly put on his sunglasses again, "What, you want to fight? Don't think I'm afraid just because there are more of you!"
There were only two people!
Wang Hao really wanted to slap the table and fulfill the male lead's heroic dream!
Then the glamorous fight scene began! The male lead, looking dashing and elegant, quickly took down the two thugs. The female lead didn't miss the chance to loudly praise him: "Forever with you is always so wonderful, but I'm so afraid these moments are as fleeting as fireworks. I'm so scared!"
Your dream will come true, girl, it's my turn to take the stage!