[ Dear Diary,
Worst day ever.
Mommy picked me up from Dylan's birthday party today. He won't shut up about being older than me which made him better than me (he said). Boys suck! I swear when my birthday comes I will get back at him. I won't let him eat our chef's cake and he makes the best cakes ever!
Going back today being the worst ever. I have a secret I need to tell you.
I saw Mr. IV sucking mommy's face in the library today. Ew!!!!!!!!
I saw mommy and daddy sucking each other's faces sometimes and it was gross too, but it was ok. They said you do that when you love each other. Does that mean mommy loves Mr. IV? Because I don't like it. Can you love two people?
