Chibi robber character description: A small brown haired chibi girl wearing an oversized sweatshirt and wielding a 9mm pistol. When they talk just imagine a high-pitched squeaky voice.
Cashier: White flannel shirt and blue jeans. Black hair. Blank featureless face.
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Chibi robber: HANDS IN THE AIR MATTAFACKER!!!
Cashier: …. Cute.
Chibi robber: Noooo! I have a gun! Give me your god damn money!
Cashier: I can't take you seriously when you look and sound so cute.
Chibi: Let me put it this way you Slenderman wanna be! The money or your fucking pitiful excuse of a life!
Cashier: Slenderman wannabe…
Chibi: Don't focus on that you shittier shit than actual worm shit excuse of a human being! Money or life!
Cashier: My life…?
Chibi: … Excuse me. Calling you shittier than worm shit is an insult to shit in general. You are a mixture of shit blended with the essence of cancer and rock stupidity all turned into a poor imitation of the human shape. DO YOU WANT TO DIE THAT FUCKING BADLY!?!?!
Cashier: No. I just can't take your threats seriously when you're not even half my size.
Chibi: …. This bastard. I'll just go rob the store next door. *Walks out of the convenience store. *
Cashier: …. That was too close.