Later that evening, Priscilla growled as she sat cross-legged on Naruto's bed with a childish pout. For two damn hours, that stupid plant made her pleasure Teresa, before scarfing them both down and digesting them at the same time!
Teresa herself was in the same room, on the same bed, in the same sitting position. Though she didn't have the childish pout, she was glaring childishly at the wall on the opposite end of the bedchamber.
Both women refused to acknowledge the other's existence, at the moment, though that was more out of sheer habit than animosity - or literally anything, really - at this point.
Irene, Noel, Sophia and Elda were in the room as well, though they were taking up different parts of the room. They hadn't felt so humiliated in a long time! That damnable flower was so overpowered it's not even funny! While most had lost to her or one of the others before, Elda had previously never experienced such a massive blow to her ego.
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As for Naruto himself…
"Daddy... Daddy, no!" Himawari was outright begging him to stop what he was doing. She didn't want to be nerfed! "Please don't make me weaker! I don't want to be weaker!"
The blond was out in the bailey and doing some much needed modifying for the simulation. And Himawari herself trying to convince Naruto to not make any more changes.
"You were made for training exercises, not to be an unstoppable powerhouse," Naruto told her with a stern visage. "If you're too powerful, there's no point in my girls taking the exercise. So we've got two options, here: I nerf you, or the girls don't play with you. I'll give them an option to turn off the restrictions if they're feeling up to it, but leaving you without a safety switch won't do anyone any good."
Himawari wined at that. "But I like the way I am…"
Naruto sighed. This flower was acting more and more like a spoilt girl, who's not getting her way now… and he liked spoiling his girls. This whole exchanged reminded him too much of Harja for his liking. "Again, I'll give them the option of turning it off. But seriously, Himawari, you're way too powerful and you're also capable of learning. That makes for a scary combination." he pointed out. "Hell unless I was to specifically train everyone in Senjutsu - and that's a very hard, near-fatal process - then you would practically steamroll anyone that is unlucky enough to run into you."
Mind control is not a fun thing. Having an entire clan that's capable of doing the exact same thing, and seeing its effects first hand would make only those with a high amount of willpower to withstand, add Senjutsu on top of it, then she would make for an unstoppable killing machine.
"Look," Naruto relented just a bit. "Be a good girl and I'll make it up to you, okay?" He couldn't help himself. "Mind you, I'm not sure how yet, but I'll find a way... honey." Saying that last word to a flower of all things still felt awkward and weird.
Himawari perked up at that. "You promise, Daddy?"
"Within reason, yes, I promise."
The flower sounded pouty but relented. "Okay…"
"Hey, chin… uh… lighten up, sweetie," Naruto said trying to sound cheery. "Look at it this way: me holding you back will give you certain… benefits."
"Oh?" Himawari cocked her 'head' to the side, now legitimately curious. "How so?"
"Well, for one, you still have that forest to yourself. You're the only one of your kind, so far, and if you really did learn how to manipulate this simulation from 'Giggles'," Naruto couldn't help but snicker at that nickname, that was a fitting nickname for that insane version of himself, "Then you can make up your own adventures when no one's around! Besides… with Jiraiya-Sensei somehow finding himself in that simulation I'm fairly certain that other people can find a way to get inside too… The type of people who were trying to hurt Daddy a long time ago…"
"Oh~!" Himawari giggled. "That actually sounds kinda fun~!" Having her own adventures? She could have some fun with her own versions of Daddy's wives, girlfriends and fuck buddies! And if that man did find a way inside the simulation, then, Daddy's claims had merit: bad people from his past could find themselves there too… and when she gets her vines on them… heeheeheeheehee…!
"The safety switch will also only apply to when girls outside want to take the simulation," Naruto added. "And some of my lovers and kids are bound to see that as an 'easy mode' for them to get past. So, with enough patience, you will be able to fight them at full power every now and then."
"Okay, Daddy," Himawari chirped, now feeling much better.
"I have no idea how to feel about one of my grandbabies being a flower of all things, but as an Uzumaki, I am hella proud of your achievements, young man,"
Naruto blushed and smiled as his mother faded into existence, right next to Himawari. "I try my best," he chuckled sheepishly. Then after adding a few finishing touches, the seal formula glowed a faint glow and Himawari 'looked' round and at herself.
"I don't feel different," Himawari pointed out.
"Well, obviously." Naruto said with a smile and a chuckle, "As I said, it will only apply when someone from outside the seal tries to take the sim. And you also have a few benefits… like your own 'room' where all the bad people from my past can go to."
Then, an unsettling thought came to mind, would she be able to… nah. There's no way she'd be able to escape the sim… right? No, that won't be possible. Himawari's entire existence is dependant on the seal making the simulation. It is a separate pocket dimension that keeps everything in there, in there.
Naruto was hoping that Himawari was holding up to her promise. Because he did not fancy having to explain to his girls why Himawari had suddenly found herself out of the seal.
"Anyway, I'm done here," Naruto said as he got to his feet with a grunt. "Himawari does… whatever it is you were wanting to do. You said you wanted to see if that girl you ate was still around, right?"
"Oh!" Himawari gasped with sudden revelation and remembrance, "That's right! Thank you for reminding me of that!" Then the flower 'sunk' under the ground, or more as she sank down into the dark void.
Chuckling, Naruto looked to his mom and said, "I'll talk to you later, Mom… and if Jiraiya-Sensei's being a pervert, you know what to do."
The redhead chuckled ominously as she drove her fist repeatedly into her palm. "I do." Then her expression brightened and gave him a wave goodbye, "I'll see you soon!" then she faded away like a mirage with the simulation automatically shutting down directly after.
With an exhale, Naruto turned and made his way into the keep. He has a team of ladies to try and get back in the good graces of… and maybe give them a nice, deep, fucking for good measure.
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Several minutes later, inside of said bedchamber, a certain pair of grown-up twins, wearing near matching, outfits they had brought from Konoha.
Alicia was wearing a trench coat over a sleeveless, midriff-baring, high-collar top, form-fitting short shorts, and a pair of matching, knee-high boots - all in black. The top ended just below her breasts and had a zipper in front and the outfit as a whole left nothing to the imagination.
Beth was wearing a very similar outfit: a trench coat over a sleeveless, midriff-baring, high-collar top, a short skirt, and a pair of matching, knee-high boots - all in black. The top ended just below her breasts and had a zipper in front and the outfit as a whole left nothing to the imagination; but she was wearing a very short, black skirt with a long slit on the right side, similar to Anko.
The sisters were utterly perplexed. Weren't these women angry at Naruto, earlier? Why were they having sex with him? That was something people did when they were happy… right?
Well, they were certainly happy now, as Teresa gurgled pathetically, getting a nice pounding from behind as Naruto made out with a thoroughly-fucked Priscilla. A few clones were also tending to the others, making out with them or eating them out.
"Well, this is an unexpected turn of events," Alicia commented.
"We expected there to be a fight and had come to comfort you," Beth added as she and her sister approached the Naruto currently fucking Teresa silly.
Withdrawing from Priscilla's lips, Naruto let out a laugh and looked at the twins as he said, "Can't you girls see? There is a fight! A fight to see who can last the longest!" He gave Teresa a swat on the ass with his free hand, pulling a low guttural moan from her, "I'm winning so far, I think!"
"That ungodly stamina's both a blessing and a curse," Priscilla muttered with a childish mock-pout. "I still have wet dreams from when you made me your bitch."
"You may be my bitch, but I'm still your breeding stud~"
"I wouldn't have it any other way~!" Priscilla giggled, planting a little peck on his cheek.
"Good, because my job as your precious breeding stud is to breed you after all." Naruto planted a peck of his own on her cheek, then her lips, and then her forehead. "It's to breed all of you sexy bitches and to show you your place, isn't it~?"
Priscilla shuddered heatedly. "Keep that up and I might just try and sneak in another turn, you sexy, young man," she cooed.
"I won't mind if you did," he cooed right on back with a wide, teasing grin. "Watching you eating out Teresa while the two of you were awakened was hot, and I have to say," Naruto stopped fucking Teresa at that moment to address her, "Your black hair and eyes suited you so very much, by the way, Teresa. I wouldn't mind seeing it again."
Teresa mewled as her inner walls clamped down around him.
While Priscilla didn't much care for the remainder of what that flower had her and Teresa do, she took the compliment, regardless, and gave her man another peck on the cheek as he grunted at the feel of that impossibly-tight pussy begging him to knock up his mother-in-law.
"Fuuuuuck!" He shuddered and the blond leaned forward in order to slide his arm under her stomach and pulled her up against his front. "I just love your tight-ass cunt, Teresa!" he groaned into her ear, before he nibbled against her earlobe.
Alicia and Beth had seemingly gone forgotten, until two pairs of arms wrapped around them, drawing giggles from the twins. A pair of clones took it upon themselves to tend to the new arrivals and the Black Twins were not complaining.
"Well, well," the clone behind Alicia chuckled as he slipped her trench coat off and dropped it to the floor
"What do we have here?" the clone behind Beth continued as he did the same thing.
"A pair of twins with baby fever~!" Both replied in loving unison, turning around and giving their respective Naruto a heated kiss.
Teresa, meanwhile, wailed in orgasm, unable to hold back any longer when Naruto started fucking her tight, as fuck cunt once more with renewed vigour. The pounding Naruto was giving her simply proved too damn much. And when the interior of her vagina clamped down tight on his thrusting cock like a vice, Naruto groaned as he tried to stop himself from cumming with her.
And he succeeded. He wanted to give Teresa the most pleasurable experience she'd ever had, since the last time they fucked and he was doing one hell of a job as poor Teresa collapsed in a boneless heap once more, her ass still up as Naruto pounded away. But the inevitable happened… but instead of cumming inside of the boneless heap of a sexy woman, Naruto pulled out of her and Teresa whined pathetically when he did. She didn't have enough strength to get up and get him back inside, so Teresa was left face down and ass up on the bed. But for a certain brunette, when she saw the opportunity, she took it; Priscilla dashed on down, mouth open, and took the tip of his schlong into her gob and started suckling and slurping away at it, just in time for him to let out a low pleasured grunt as he came.
The brunette swallowed every massive spurt that shot into her mouth like a trooper though. Gulping and slurping it down her throat and into her stomach like a woman possessed. Only when the flow had let up did Priscilla pull away, and swallowed what was left with a loud, audible gulp.
"Mhmmm, delish~!" she groaned, with closed eyes, savouring the taste of her man's spunk like it was a fine wine.
"Glad you enjoyed it," Naruto chuckled, reaching back to rub his hand through the scalp of Priscilla's hair. Then, he let out a chuckle when a nude Elda appeared on the side of his bed and hugged his arm, giving him the best puppy dog eyes she could muster. She wanted some and she wanted some bad.
The blond smiled warmly and pulled her into a tight, loving embrace, before giving her the deepest, most passionate kiss he could manage.
"I loved how you shook your massive tits in that simulation, in your awakened form, by the way, ~" he growled into her lips. Elda shuddered hungrily at that and kissed him again, pulling him down on top of her as she dragged him to the bed, right next to Teresa.
He was going to enjoy this.
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Ten Days Later
Far away, in bathroom within the Tsuchikage's office, Kurotsuchi let out a heavy sigh upon looking at her pregnancy test. She had some major mixed feelings about the result and tried her best to ease her racing heart. It… was positive.
In Oni, both Shion and Gwen shared the sentiment when they discovered that a certain blond stud put babies in them as well.
In Kumo, a hapless, young Kunoichi prepared herself to reveal a secret she'd been keeping since yesterday - one that was bound to end badly… A pregnancy test of her own in hand, the young Genin steeled herself.
In the citadel of Morris, a sheepish-looking Kokoro was doing a wonderful impersonation of a child who'd been caught with her hands in the cookie jar as Tsunade loomed threateningly over her. Moegi was also there, having Shizune give her a checkup after learning from Naruto that he'd knocked her up, too, a few days ago.
As for the chapel…
"YOU TWO-TIMING SON OF A BITCH!!!" Harja's scream of outrage could be heard far and wide as the attention of several people was turned to the chapel.
Feeling they'd had enough of him, a few of Naruto's daughters felt that now was as good a time as any to get rid of a mutual pest.
As it turned out, Lilith decided to take it upon herself to 'seduce' Garth into a compromising position for Harja to 'stumble' upon. It didn't take long for word to get out that he had slept with no less than five of the Lord's daughters and impregnated two of them.
The twins were waiting to reveal their little secret until tomorrow and Lilith was due to conceive the day after.
Needless to say, Little Teresa's mother and grandmother were just a teensy bit absolutely livid.
And as for Riful and Harja…
"Mwahahahahahaha! It's all coming to together!" They were both inwardly cackling like madwomen. Naruto wasn't the type of guy to enjoy this kind of thing, but at the same time, he did not pity the brat as Priscilla, Cassandra, Alicia, Beth, Roxanne, Sistina, Hysteria, Licht and Chloe were literally all required to keep Teresa of the Faint Smile from ripping Garth in half and strangling him with his own intestines for defiling her grandbaby. This was not her vengeance to mete out, after all, as Harja beat the young man to a bloody pulp. Lilith, Hana, Susan, and Little Teresa, meanwhile, were happy to spectate.
Why he didn't pity the fucker was because of a few other things. One: he was a known murderer. Two, he is a known womanizer. And three, he and Father Isaac had been planning for this for quite a while. He is the scapegoat after all.
On the other hand…
"Huh… this kinda reminds me of the time Karui beat the living shit outta me when we first met." Naruto muttered almost sympathetically. "I don't pity the bastard, but it's kinda hard to watch."
"She regrets that to this day," Sistina grunted, doing her best to help restrain Teresa.
"Yeah," Naruto sighed. "I know she does. But, it's all in the past. I forgave her long ago."
This beating was thrice as brutal, though - so much so that even some girls whom Garth had actually been cheating on were tearfully begging Harja to show mercy! But, the half-abyssal girl was having none of that. This was very therapeutic for her.
Of course, an enraged Teresa was a very troublesome Teresa. So Naruto did what he did best: make a diversion. "Teresa, want to take it out on me, instead? I can take it."
"I want his blood!" the woman raged.
"Right…" Naruto muttered. At least she was considerate enough to actually listen to him. "How about I give you a punching bag in the sim, then? This is their fight." Granted, that was a loose way to put it, but still!
"I want HIS BLOOD! I want to rip him in two for soiling my granddaughter!"
Truth be told, he couldn't blame her… even though he was the one that did the actual soiling. Though Little Teresa was the one who started it in the first place!
Well if all else fails there's something that'll hopefully calm the woman down… he went over, cupped Teresa's cheeks and brought her in for a smouldering kiss. She hesitated, almost dazed by the sudden act and Naruto looked her in the eye as we withdrew. "He'll get what's coming to him," Naruto assured. "I'll personally make sure of that, okay?"
Teresa took a deep, calming breath and looked him dead in the eye. "You'd better."
The nine women who'd been restraining her let out a sigh of relief as she stopped struggling. Seriously, this chick was scary as all hell when she was pissed!
"If you're a good girl, I'll give you another pussy pounding," The blond whispered to his mother-in-law/girlfriend with wagging eyebrows. "There's still that roleplay I where you're tossing me out of your bedroom while you're changing, after all~"
"I want snuggles, too," she muttered childishly.
Naruto surprised the woman by bringing her in for a hug and rubbed her back comfortingly, "Ask and ye shall receive, my fair lady," he teased, grinning up at her with a teasing wink. Naruto looked over his shoulder for a moment and winced audibly when he saw Harja deliver a devastating haymaker to the brat's nose. His face was swollen pretty bad, now. And he looked pretty out of it too.
"What do you say about leaving?" he said to Teresa. "Doing something to take your mind off of this would do the trick, I think." He'll have to leave a clone behind if she says yes. Someone needed to make sure Harja doesn't kill him.
"Nothing short of having a baby of my own would do," Teresa grumbled, crossing her arms.
"Well, then, you're in luck," Naruto chuckled, before leaning in and whispering into her ear. "You're already pregnant~!"
The former Number One looked at him in shock as he withdrew. "You had better not be pulling my leg!"
"You know I wouldn't do that," Naruto replied. "You'd try and kill me if I did." he pointed out to her somewhat playfully. "Still, it's still in its early stages, so we can still have some fun before it grows into a full-on baby."
"Alright," Teresa replied with a smile.
Naruto wrapped an arm around her waist as he turned the woman around, and reached up to grab a nice, fat tit as he brought her back to the castle with a quick Hiraishin. "So, what do you want to do? There's still that roleplay where you are trying to toss me out of the bedroom after I walk in on you getting changed. And you're in that bikini top."
He quickly made a the half-cross to the Kage Bunshin and made a single clone to stay behind. The others can talk to him while he tends to Teresa's needs. Besides, he needs to find a way to get to Uzushiogakure no Sato… and he was planning to somehow teleport this entire castle and town to that island as well a few years ago. It was entirely possible but he didn't have the knowledge to achieve something of that wide-a-scale yet.
The clone was of the same thought. There was little keeping him here anymore. The church of the Twin Goddesses was being set up in the Elemental Nations thanks to Shion. The yomas were taken care of. The Organization was gone, and the remaining Awakened Beings are now on his side. Priscilla was going to take over Sutare once everything was said and done, and she along with Riful and Luciela, was going to keep an eye on Isley to make sure he doesn't get any wise ideas and try to take more territory for himself. Not only that, he has to link the old island to this castle so they can go in and out anytime they want.
He's got quite a bit to do.
As for his daughters, Hana, Susan, Lilith, and Little Teresa were all too happy to let Harja drag Garth away to 'dispose' of the little shit. They all knew she was going to eat him, but no one chose to say anything about it.
"Well… that happened." Naruto's clone said with faux cheer. "That's one less shit stain to worry about in our lives."
"I still can't believe I let a scumbag like him touch me," Lilith muttered, doing a bang-up job playing her part. She was legitimately disgusted and telling the truth, but meant it literally, so it technically wasn't a lie.
"You're not the only one," Hana grumbled.
Upon hearing that, Cynthia gasped. "You didn't…"
"Words cannot express how much we regret it…" Susan replied. "I'm sorry, Mother, but…" She trailed off, averting her gaze.
The former Number 14 was white as a sheet. "I need a drink…"
"You might hurt the baby," Sistina warned.
"Yeah, I know…" Cynthia sighed dejectedly. "Now of all times to be pregnant."
"Just how many kids does he have on the way?!" Roxanne demanded, looking at Sistina for answers.
"All of them…" It was the only way she could really put it as the Divine Oracle replied in a haunting tone.
"What the hell do you mean by that?!"
Suddenly Sistina went ramrod straight as her one-good eye glazed over. Everyone who's been around her in the Organization and chapel knew what that meant. "IN THE FUTURE!"
"Motherfucker!" Roxanne raged.
And everyone in the vicinity was watching this in utter bewilderment.
"CHILDREN FAR AND WIDE WILL FLOCK TO THE KING OF BURGERS! MILLIONS SHALL BECOME OBESE AND DIE UNDER HIS BLOOD-SOAKED REIGN!"
"THE FUCK IS A BURGER?!" Chloe shouted.
"AND WHAT THE HELL DOES OBESE MEAN?!" Licht demanded in exasperation.
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That night, Tsunade groaned, surrounded by no less than a dozen wine bottles after giving every last woman Naruto's fucked in Morris a checkup. Though Naruto had assured them that he could smell it, about fifteen or so weren't showing detectable signs from her diagnostic technique. But, according to Naruto, they were all pregnant.
The Feeders were all pregnant.
Kokoro, Moegi, and several locals were all pregnant.
The Crimson Guard were all pregnant.
Every Awakened Being on the damn continent with a cunt was pregnant!
The five trainees he'd fucked in that massive orgy were now pregnant.
The 19 warriors from Pieta, the defectors, and Teresa were damn near all pregnant - the sole exception of Miata.
And now, thanks to that brat Garth, two of Naruto's daughters were now pregnant. To make matters worse, he'd apparently banged Lilith, Hana, and Susan, as well! They hadn't shown any signs, yet, but still!
Tsunade was at her wit's end. This was just too much! Thank the gods that Clarice - who was also fucking pregnant - was here, working with her. Along with Sakura. Those two were a blessing in disguise because they and Shizune managed to take the main bulk of work off her shoulders. Inonon was also helpful; though she was more of a therapist than a proper healer, the young Chuunin knew enough to serve as a much-needed nurse.
Speaking of the pinkette, she was in the clinic, helping Clarice out with the Abyss Feeders. But she was also irritated at how her old teammate was unable to keep it in his pants. Seriously! There had to be at least 40 women and girls with buns in the oven, now!
Oh, how badly she and Tsunade wanted to punch him! To make matters worse, Hell had apparently frozen over, as both Jiraiya and Kushina were encouraging him! Jiraiya they could understand, the man was a self-proclaimed Super Pervert. He would do anything to encourage the art of perversion. Kushina on the other hand… not so much.
The redhead must be thinking about all the grandbabies she would be able to spoil, now. And that the Uzumaki Clan was being revived through Naruto's actions, stronger than ever before.
"How the hell does one man have so many kids on the way?!" Sakura grumbled.
"By being a stud," Inonon chirped.
"I wasn't talking to you!" Sakura received an impish giggle for her troubles. She sighed. "It boggles the mind… How insane does a man have to be to try and manage so many pregnant women in one place?!"
"This is Naruto we're talking about," Tsunade grumbled, she was so tempted to just slam her head against the desk and go to sleep. "Are you really that surprised he's found a way to juggle so many women and managed to keep them all happy somehow? The Kage Bunshin no Jutsu is good for being to two places at once… or multiple places. But, despite there being no way in hell even he should be able to use it like this at all, let alone so effectively, the glorious bastard pulled it off."
Clarice stifled a giggle at that.
"Well... Naruto is known for making the impossible, possible." Sakura weakly said, complete with a shrug. Even if grudgingly so, she had to admit it was impressive. "I'm honestly surprised no one's tried hogging him to herself."
"Miria's tried it. Alicia and Beth's tried it." Tsunade said with a sigh. "It didn't last long, though. Suffice to say the twins do still sleep with Naruto at night, in the buff. Miria does it as well. Jean sometimes does it too."
"And Priscilla, and Cynthia, and Roxanne," Clarice giggled.
"Them too," Tsunade sighed. "Then again, I suppose it should be that surprising. The Uzumaki Clan were known for their longevity. And they were chakra monsters in their own right. That also translated to them being great in bed, or so the rumours went. It'll never be confirmed though - since they were almost wiped out during the Second Shinobi World War, and the survivors went into hiding."
Sakura groaned again. She loved Sasuke, she really, truly did - now more so than ever. But every day she'd spent here made the pinkette realize what kind of stud she'd missed out on. It was not a pleasant experience, to say the least. And these women were getting a piece of him any day, at any time they wanted… she wasn't jealous. Nope. No way. She's more than happy to be with Sasuke. Besides, how would she know Naruto would turn out to be such a chick magnet?
The truth of the matter is, she had no reason to believe he would become a chick magnet. He wasn't like Sasuke. He wasn't quiet, mysterious or broody. He was loud, annoying, and obnoxious. A real irritator and simply ground on your nerves. Sure, we wasn't without his endearing traits, but he wasn't her type!
Inonon giggled when Gaki licked her cheek, before patting her on the head. She looked around saw that Rylee was happily moaning at the feel of Clarice's chakra mending her back. The brunette's gotten better and better; she's mending spines like nobody's business now. Akka was being tended to by Sakura in the meantime and the rest were shambling about or curled up and napping.
"So, what's Naruto planning on doing next?" Sakura asked.
"I hear he's got an eye to the island used to belong to his Clan." Clarice answered, "Uzuhagakure I think it was called?"
"It's called Uzushiogakure," corrected Tsunade, "and it did belong to the original Uzumaki Clan once upon a time. If he's planning on reinhabiting it with you all, then he's going to have some work ahead of him. The island's been abandoned for decades and its natural defence are the whirlpools surrounding it."
"I hear he wants to teleport Morris to one of the islands after he finds a nice spot," Clarice chimed in.
"Of course he would," Sakura replied, rolling her eyes with a tired, but amused chuckle. "And of course he'll find a way to pull it off if he's given enough time... Unless he decides to try something else. You never know with him."
"I've learned to just go with the flow." Clarice giggled. "He's like the storm he was named after - try to sail against it and you're just asking to capsize, but if you go alongside him and let him give you the extra push you need, he will make all your dreams come true~!" She sighed dreamily, a massive grin on her face.
Naruto was just amazing... a true miracle worker!
----
Speaking of Naruto, he was busy doing work of his own. He was in his room, lying down under the covers of his bed, and was pondering deeply. Of course, he had a happily-fucked Teresa, dead asleep and snuggling up to him; and of course, he was also having a mental conversation with Kurama, but that was neither here nor there. What the blond was pondering about, was finding a way to get to Uzushiogakure no Sato. He wondered if there were old maps of the island still around.
Maybe mom and dad would know? Maybe Kurama would know; he's been inside of Mito for decades, so there's a good chance that he managed to pick up a thing or two from the woman. Like memorising a map of Uzushiogakure.
He'll ask his friend later, though. He has a feeling he'll be getting some more company soon from his most jealous wife. Or maybe Irene?
As it turned out, Roxanne was the one to pop up. The woman in question was decked out in some sexy, dark red negligee, hugging her in all the right ways and leaving nothing to the imagination.
"Assuming none of the women you've knocked up have twins or triplets," she said, "you have more than one hundred children on the way, give or take a handful," Roxanne sighed, before chuckling in tired amusement. "You insane, insatiable, prolific, glorious bastard~!"
Naruto chuckled sheepishly. He knew it was actually one-hundred and ten, thanks to the Twin Goddesses… again, assuming none of them had a litter in the works. Naruto had only asked how many women he'd knocked up at the time.
"Yeah, I know. But I'm your 'insane, insatiable, prolific glorious bastard' my little Rape Doll." he smiled and patted the mattress on the empty invitingly. "Come on, hop into bed."
Roxanne gladly scampered on over there and got under the covers. She snuggled against her lover with a loving smile and sighed in satisfaction. Naruto likewise wrapped an arm around her shoulders and pulled Roxanne to him even more with a pleasant-sounding grunt.
"So, what are you planning on doing next?" Roxanne asked, craning her head up to look at her hubby. There was little left for them to do here, now... but knowing him, Naruto would have something else in the works.
"Uzushiogakure no Sato… the ancestral island of the original Uzumaki Clan. I'm going to try and put it back on the map." He answered. "It will be our new base of operations and will house the family. Of course, I know a few girls want to stay here and revisit their old homes, so I'm going to make a teleportation seal that will let them come and go any time they want."
"Sounds like a plan," Roxanne chirped.
Chortling Naruto have his woman a loving peck on the forehead before leaning in to sniff her hair. He so adored the smell of her hair - the smell of any of his girls, really. He exhaled with satisfaction and pecked her on the forehead again, lingering there for a moment longer and just basked in their embrace.
Roxanne gave him a peck on the cheek. Then, one on the forehead. Then, one on the lips. Before the blonde even knew it, she was showering the man she'd fallen for in kisses. Naruto chuckled as he pulled her close and started returning them, making out with the former Number One on top of him as they enjoyed each other's company.
Her cheeks now just as red as her clothing, Roxanne sat up and straddled Naruto, a loving, sultry grin on her face.
"Want to have a fun time?" She cooed seductively, looking down at him with come hither eyes.
Smiling, Naruto put his hands on her thighs and lovingly ran his hands up and down her legs in a smooth massaging manner. Then his hands travelled up her thighs, and under her sexy, dark red negligee where they stayed.
"I don't see why not," he answered with a loving smile.
Roxanne smiled back and reached down, stroking his already hard shaft. Then, she raised herself up slightly, slipped her panties to the side and poked his lower head into her dripping folds. With a groan, the former Number One sank down and lied down on top of Naruto, showering him with even more kissed as she started to move her hips.
The whisker-marked blond moaned heatedly, feeling the adoration in Roxanne's movements. This was not just some romp for sexual gratification to her, she was legitimately trying to make love to him. Naruto's smile widened. His hands roamed up and rubbed her back as he started returning her kisses and bucked his hips with her movements. "If I knew you wanted this, I'd have gotten some candles ready."
"I don't mind at all," Roxanne whispered. "This is just fine." She stopped making out with him and looked into his eyes with a loving grin as she withdrew. She still kept moving her hips, not missing a beat as her eyes started to burn. "I never thought I'd find myself truly falling in love… but I honestly think I have," she said. "I just wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart."
Naruto's response was to pull her down into a deep, loving kiss that made her toes curl. Roxanne shuddered, brought to orgasm by the passionate liplock as her man kept bucking his hips. He moaned pleasurably at the feel of her inner walls clamping down, loving the sensation.
"Well, you certainly know how to show your thanks," he grunted into her lips as his hands rubbed at her spine and waist. Roxanne withdrew from the liplock and was panting lightly as Naruto added, "I do love you, Roxanne. I love all my girls." he pecked her on the lips again, and again, and again as he rubbed his arms up and down her back. "And I love spoiling my girls too."
Roxanne giggled, kissing him on the forehead. "I'm trying to spoil you," she pointed out.
"You are spoiling me," he replied with a loving smile. "I'm getting spoiled by you girls every day." that was both heartwarming and heartbreaking to hear. Ignoring the hurt in her heart, and focusing on the warmth instead Roxanne gave him an impish grin, clenching her vaginal muscles and trying to make him cum.
"Let's see if I can one-up them, then~!"
Naruto nearly came the instant he heard that. Roxanne's tone promised that she was going to be his most devoted woman, by a long shot. She was most certainly his most competitive one. That was clear as day. "Well…" he chuckled nervously at the near maniacal and ravenous look in her eyes, "...I'm certainly eager to find out. You can… let out the old Roxanne, if you want? Within reason, of course."
"Of course," she echoed with a giggle, her eyes suddenly shifting to the demonic gold he'd become very familiar with. Then, she pulled him into a tight embrace and heated lip lock, moving more rapidly, now. She was bound and determined to drain his balls of every last drop he had to offer.
Naruto didn't stand a chance. The constant, rapid pace and the clenching of her inner walls sent him over the edge in a matter of seconds. The blond grunted, slamming into her and blowing a hot, fat load right inside her occupied baby-maker, instinctively trying to knock her up, regardless.
"Mmmm…" Teresa tiredly opened her eyes and gave the two lovebirds a flat look. "...you seriously have to fuck now? In the middle of the damn night?" she groused, being barely able to keep her eyelids open.
"Just trrrying to spoil our man~" Roxanne grunted, giving Teresa the best impish grin she could muster as a wave of pleasure slammed into her. "D-don't mind me. I'm almost done." She plopped down onto Naruto with another grunt, twitching and completely drained. She didn't even know an orgasm could be that powerful. Holy shit!
Naruto chuckled warmly, rubbing Roxanne's back as she started drifting off. She wanted more; she wanted to give him more, but Roxanne was utterly spent. He then turned to Teresa and apologized. "Sorry about that. I'll make it up to you."
Teresa grunted, already back to sleep once more. He blinked at that and chuckled before leaning over to kiss her lovingly on the lips. She smiled and cooed in her sleep at that. It seems like he doesn't need to make it up to her just yet - though he still would, eventually. And with that, Naruto closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep.
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The next morning was quite eventful, to say the least. When he woke, Naruto was pleasantly surprised to see Roxanne was busy learning how to make his favourite ramen from Moegi. Though he could immediately tell the poor blonde had never cooked a meal in her life, the fact that she was trying so hard was rather endearing. Seems she was rather adamant on wanting to spoiling him, the dear.
When Naruto waltzed on up and gave the woman an earth-shattering kiss for her efforts, poor Roxanne fainted on the spot, much to his and Moegi's amusement.
Now, though, Naruto has something to do. There was the matter of sorting out a few things. The fallout from yesterday's little incident with Harja left a few of the people in Morris feeling uneasy, so he'd need to play peacekeeper. A few of his women were also feeling rather cranky from the sound of it, their hormones were acting up, due to their pregnancy.
But one of the more important tasks that needed doing was getting access to Uzushiogakure. He wanted to make that island the new headquarters, just like it was for the original Uzumaki Clan. He can make several clones to do the other ta-
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE PREGNANT?!!" His train of thought was interrupted upon hearing Cynthia's indignant roar.
Naruto sighed with the perfect deadpan. Well… this was going to be a busy day. Okay, first things first: he should get Cynthia to calm the fuck down, then everything else can be dealt with.
Taking a really deep breath and exhaling, Naruto sought out his wife and daughters. Words could not describe how thankful he was for the Hiraishin. He literally appeared beside his wife… and was immediately punched on the temple by Cynthia as she let out a startled yelp.
Thanks to her enhanced strength and the temple is the softest place on the skull barring the scalp… he fell down to the ground unconscious, with the red imprint of Cynthia's fist on the side of his head, like a sack of potatoes.
"Naruto!" Cynthia cried out, her anger at Garth 'impregnating' her daughters forgotten in the light of her knocking Naruto unconscious. She, Hana, and Susan all scampered on up to him, laying their lover face-up with his head in Cynthia's lap.
Thankfully, he bounced back rather quickly. He groaned and blinked a few times the room still spinning.
"Oh, thank the gods!" Cynthia let out the breath she hadn't realized she was holding.
"You okay, Daddy?" Hana asked with a concerned frown.
"I'll be fine," he replied with a warm chuckle. Then, Naruto looked up to his wife with a smile. "You've got a mean right hook."
Cynthia blushed at that and averted her gaze, but accepted the compliment. "Sorry about that. I was… pissed, and that left me a bit more jumpy than I'd realized."
"Yeah, I heard," Naruto muttered, before looking at his daughters. The twins turned beet red and averted their gazes.
"When I heard that Garth was literally eaten by Harja, I thought that was a bit extreme," Cynthia admitted. "Now, I'm not as sure anymore…" It made her feel like a horrible person to say such a thing, but she honestly felt that way.
Naruto rubbed her arm comfortingly. "Normally I would think that would have been extreme as well, but I had a clone do a little background check on Garth yesterday when no one else was looking. He's a known womanizer, and has abandoned the kids he sired, and is a wanted man for the murder of his own family." he made an expression of distaste. Honestly, the world would be better off without him. "Still… pregnant or not, you're a grandmother now… and regardless of who the parent is, alienating them won't solve any problems. We both know that."
Cynthia did know that. In spite of how compassionate she was, she was still alienated and was often looked at from afar with fear, even to this day by outsiders visiting Morris. Still… while she didn't like Garth, Cynthia knew better than to blame the child for the sins of the father. She'll… treat them with kindness and love, as best she can.
"Yeah… I do know," Cynthia sighed deeply and gave her daughters a tired smile, "I'll… try my best."
Naruto grunted as he sat up with a little effort. Lying down like that was rather comfortable. Then, he turned and scooped Cynthia into a loving hug, rubbing his cheek against hers. "That's all I can ask honey," he said with a warm smile.
The former Number 14 felt her cheeks burn as she smiled and hugged him back. Unknown to her, Hana and Susan swooned at the sight. They wanted some of that. The young twins immediately started plotting, though they kept it to themselves for now.
"S-So what are you up to today, honey?" Cynthia asked.
Without pulling away Naruto replied, "Well… there are a few things that need doing: I need to play peacekeeper with the villagers after what happened yesterday. A few of them were left understandably restless after hearing the screams. My other wives are also feeling a bit cranky, so I need to see to them… and lastly: I'm going to see if I can get access to my family's ancestral home."
"Can we go with?" Susan asked immediately, her eyes shining with child-like wonder.
"As long as you do exactly as I say." Naruto replied in a no-nonsense tone, taking even Cynthia by surprise by how stern he was, "The Uzumaki Clan were famed for their use of Fuinjutsu, and despite them being heavily outnumbered they nearly decimated the joint armies of Iwagakure, Kumogakure and Kirigakure. For all we know, there's a number of traps still waiting to be set off."
"Understood," the twins replied with nods in perfect unison.
"It's an island nation, right?" Cynthia asked, "Like Nami?"
"A bit bigger, but yeah," Naruto replied, his lightheartedness suddenly returning, "I apparently come from a long line of badasses. They took on an army that outnumbered them one-hundred to one and almost won. At the height of their power, they were the main contender of becoming a Hidden Village, almost as strong as Konoha. Their Legacy is still around today, actually."
Hana and Susan had stars in their eyes, much to Naruto and Cynthia's amusement.
"Legacy?" Cynthia asked.
"The seals we have here. The fuinjutsu you have on you, the fuinjutsu holding Kurama in me, all of them are based on what the Uzumaki Clan has done." Naruto proudly said. "Hell, due to how advanced they were it's entirely possible the Uzumaki Clan had their own, better version of my simulation."
He wouldn't be surprised if he did find a better version of it over there. He was pretty eager to see if that was the case though.
"So when are you planning on going, Daddy?" Hana asked.
"I was planning on getting there as soon as possible. The sooner I do, the faster I can see what needs to be done." He does know that the village itself needed to be rebuilt since it was in ruins. But the materials required depends entirely on how well preserved the ruins are. "I'll be heading to Konoha first to see if they have any information on how to navigate the whirlpools, seeing as how they were allies of the Uzumaki at the time."
Then again it's been decades since the fall of the Uzumaki Clan, so any knowledge on how to get past the whirlpools might be gone by now. Then again, they may have it archived somewhere in the library… that was destroyed by Nagato's attack. Nevertheless, it was worth checking out, at least.
Needless to say, Hana and Susan only looked more excited to go with. Naruto couldn't help but chuckle at that, turning around to ruffle their hair. His amusement only grew when they literally started purring on contact.
"I have got to figure out how they do that," Cynthia commented.
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An hour later, as Glissa lay on her back, thoroughly fucked with a silly grin on her face, Naruto let out a sigh. That appeared to be the last of them. Of all the women who'd found themselves in a bad mood, the Awakened ones seemed to be the most disproportionately so. He eyeballed Evianna and noted that it was especially true for the girls who were experiencing their first pregnancy, as was usually the case. Priscilla, Luciela, Riful, Joy, Ophelia, and Glissa were all quite the hassle when he'd knocked them up for the first time.
Forming a familiar seal, he created a dozen clones and they fanned out, to make doubly-sure his ladies were properly taken care of. Three of them were sent to fuss over Clare, Cynthia and Teresa in particular. Then, Naruto stretched a bit and decided that now was as good a time as any to check on the villagers. It would also be a good idea to check on Harja while he was at it.
With that thought in mind, the Lord of Morris ventured forth to the town chapel with the intent to keep the peace.
When he finally got into town already Naruto could see the unease amongst the populace. He can sense it. The fear. These people probably thought Harja was a yoma or something. That girl didn't think things through, did she? Then again, the same could be said for him, because he didn't either when letting her eat that brat. He took a deep, cleansing breath and decided that he had to start somewhere. With that in mind, he set forth the gather the citizenry for a town meeting in the great hall.
It thankfully didn't take long to do so, especially when some of his ladies offered to help when crossing paths with him. Soon enough, the great hall was lined with chairs as several men and women sat before Naruto. To his left were Miria, Harja and Riful, to his right were Sistina, Neideen and Father Isaac. In the middle, the Lord of Morris sat in an ornate, golden throne that Luciela, Riful and Priscilla all insisted was a necessity for his station.
Being far too modest for that, Naruto would rather go without it, to be honest, but who was he to argue? He also had to admit that it made him look like a badass.
The last to arrive were Tsunade, Sakura, and Sasuke - Sarada being handed over to Shizune to look after.
Once they were seated, taking positions by Naruto's sides, the meeting was underway.
"I still think having this chair is rather… excessive," Naruto muttered. It felt weird. Pushing that aside, he addressed the crowd. "I'm sure we all know why I called you here," he said. "While I will admit that my daughter's methods were… extreme," he gave Harja a flat look at that, to which she sheepishly rubbed the back of her head. Then Naruto looked back at the crowd and added, "I can assure you that Garth was scheduled to be executed, anyway - not for making a mockery of my family, but for being a murderer and scoundrel, as Father Isaac has come to vouch for. My daughter simply got to him first upon realizing that he'd been... unfaithful to her and so many others. And he's been doing this for years if those girls who were begging her to stop and show mercy are of any indication."
In the crowd, a ginger and brunette winced upon hearing that.
"She ate him," one of the villagers pointed out flatly. "Like a yoma."
"Yoma are incapable of reproducing like humans do," Neideen replied. "If she was a yoma, Harja would not have been able to become pregnant with Garth's kid."
Naruto then added, mirroring the man's tone, "And in case you've forgotten, I can turn into a 1000ft tall Nine-Tailed fox. By that logic, I'm a yoma too."
Sakura blinked and gave him an odd look, "...But you're not though." she may not know what a yoma looks like, but she knows Naruto is a human.
"I know that," Naruto said, giving the pinkette an amused look. "I was proving a point: I can transform into a monster, and I am not 'fully' human either thanks to what my dad had done - so by that logic, they can claim that I'm a yoma too. But they didn't bother so them implying that my daughter is a yoma is rather hypocritical… there's even claymore's here, people who can detect yoma no matter how well hidden they are." He then turned to the crowd. "My point is that things are simply more complicated than that… especially in regards to my family."
"How complicated?" another villager asked.
"The fox demon that has been sealed inside Lord Naruto has a strong influence on his offspring," Sistina clarified. Taking a moment, to think of a way to put it, she decided on a half-truth. "Particularly, their physiology is affected. As I'm sure many of you have witnessed, for example, this influence is why they tend to purr when they're pleased. It's also why they grow up faster. Rest assured, though, that they don't need to eat humans to survive. At most, they can do it without getting sick, and Harja was extremely angry. I'm sure we've all heard the old saying that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and she was thoroughly scorned at that point. Many women in her position would have seen red, and though they wouldn't do what she did, most people in the world don't tend to be sired by demon vessels."
"For her actions, I'll be mandating that Harja stays with me or one of my wives at all times to make sure that this doesn't happen again," Naruto added. "Seeing as how she was being treated like garbage by the brat and Garth was going to be executed anyway, I feel that charging her with murder, in this case, would be unfair."
"A-about that," one of the villagers said nervously.
Naruto gestured for the young man to continue.
"Uh, r-right. Can you tell us what his charges were, in particular?"
Naruto looked to Father Isaac and gestured for him to speak since he was the one who found that out first. "Matricide, brigandage and abandonment of his kin," the man stated. "He was apparently taking refuge in Morris, as he had quite the bounty on his head in Sandy Crotch and Hillford. His head is to be delivered to the latter, as it's where he murdered his family."
That… left the villagers unable to really say much else, though many wanted to.
"I've also taken measures to make sure no one like him ends up here for long," Naruto added. "I plan on calling my pet, Soleil over to discuss building up an information network that will ensure the safety of my realm. Isley, the King of the North, has agreed to help in that endeavour. They should be arriving in a few days."
It was quite the surprise to spring on them, last night, but they were thankfully rather cooperative on the matter.
"Is there any other matters I should know about? Any other concerns that need to be brought to my attention?" Naruto asked. Quite a few raised their hands and Naruto sighed. "Well, this is bound to be a long meeting," he muttered. "Alright, you first."
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Half an hour later Naruto walked out of the Great Hall with Harja, Sakura and Sasuke behind him. The others filed out afterwards and went their separate ways. Naruto rolled his shoulders with a satisfied sigh. That was utterly boring.
"You okay, Papa?" Harja asked, looking mildly concerned.
"Just glad to be done with that," Naruto chuckled. "Sitting in one place for a long time tends to make your body stiff. With that out of the way I have something else to do - something of vast importance."
"Oh? What would that be?" Sasuke asked with slight interest.
"I'm going to try and get access to Uzushiogakure; I've been planning on relocating my family thereafter the business with the Organization was over and done with. And now that they're gone, I'm going to focus on that now. Because they were allies with the Uzumaki Clan at the time of their near destruction, I'm going to Konohagakure again to see if they have any information on getting past the whirlpools."
If nothing else, he could fly over with Soleil's help or something to that effect. There was also that Uzumaki Temple that had those masks that can summon gods to the physical plane. He'll have to collect them and relocate them accordingly since the temple in question was in major disrepair the last time he went there.
"I'm sure they do," Sakura replied. "Konoha's always had a habit of keeping good track of information on her allies."
"Really now?" Naruto nodded thoughtfully to himself. "That's good to know." He'll check with Kakashi-Sensei first to make sure though. But, if nothing else, Hana and Susan would probably be happy to explore Konoha. He smiled, unable to help but picture their amazed expressions.
He'll take less with him this time around though. Fewer people would mean less multitasking when they finally get to Uzushiogakure. Harja was coming with, period. Hana and Susan were, as well. Maybe he should bring Samantha, Lilith and Little Teresa while he was at it? If nothing else, it wouldn't hurt to ask them. Cynthia would probably want to come along, it's been years since she last set foot on the Elemental Nations and she would want to make damn sure that Hana and Susan are safe.
He'll probably ask Cassandra and Miranda if they want to come along too. Maybe Hysteria, Licht and Chloe while he was at it.
He won't be going right this second though; he needs some time to prepare and to let Kakashi-sensei know ahead of time that he's going to be dropping by. Speaking of, he needs to figure out where the hell those ANBU Kakashi promised him is. They haven't arrived yet.
Meh, he'll get around to it once he goes over there. Sensei's probably occupied with the simulation he's installed, along with village matters.