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Chapter 3 - A Warm And Wet Welcome

'Urk' Felling my soul slamming into my son to be body is not a good feeling. " What do you mean by soon to be" you ask? Well exactly what soon to be hints, I don't actually have a form just yet so I wouldn't exactly call it a 'body'. Right now I'm just a big cloud of something floating around in a tank, nothing more, nothing less.

*Ping~*
Welcome To Yagrith
Please choose your gender
->Male
->Female
->Other

'Hm? I guess this is what she meant when she said I'd get to choose, but she only said race... might as well make the most of it then less she takes it back as soon as she notices~"

--> Female
Choose your Race
-> Vampire
-> Dragon
-> Nymph
-> Dryad
-> Human
-> Wolf
-> Snake
...More...

After a few hours of going through the list I chose [Mythic Draco], honestly a pretty good looking race. The next thing I had to do was just create a body, which was quite honestly easy since I already had a vision.
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Two more hours later and I was satisfied with how I looked. I was 6ft 1in with a pair of breasts that were big enough to motorboat that also came with a well matched ass which made it a body shaped like any hourglass, I had honey colored skin because it reminds me of Yorichi, my body was also slightly toned because it looks sexy, my hair was silver with my right eye matching it while my right eye was an icey blue color. Exotic right? Anyway, I had a rose tattoo on the right side of my stomach with vines reaching down my leg and running up my torso and down my arm all the way to my middle finger due to a curse I had picked, to be perfectly honest it looked so fucking cool on me that I had to keep it despite the curse being that my body would constantly be emitting a bitchy vibe~ but what could I say, even in my past life I had a resting Bitch face and that worked out good enough, although kids didn't seem to catch the vibe... Welp no reason to dwell on a life that's already over~
Looking at my body a bit more I searched for any imperfections I might have missed, after I was done fixing them I took a long looks at it and I would've nodded my head if I currently fucking had one! Speaking of fucking- I would 100% smash myself~ And not in a smash bros kinda way~
*ding* [Customization finished]
->Confirm
->Cancel
Laughing at my own lame ass jokes I clicked confirm only to feel a hole lot of fucking pain going through my non-existent body.
'Fucking hell, is satan going balls fucking deep into my soul or some shit! Why the hell did no one tell me this would fucking hurt! Fuck!! Fuckin' polar bears ice pussy!!-'

I passed out screaming profanities at god and whoever fucking else works out there with him.
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Will Lady Survive her encounter with this pain or will she give up the will too live? Find out next time on Dr- Nah just teasing your tits, I'm too lazy to do the rest of this damn chapter right now so how about you do me a favor and suggest something good to do a little snu snu with?