In a hospital, four men sat on the waiting seats anxiously. Their wives' water just broke and their babies were coming to life.
The nurse came out and said to the first man,'Congratulations! Your wife gave birth to twins!'
'What a coincidence! I work for Two Thumbs, the ring selling business!' the man said.
After 10 minutes, the nurse came out again. She said to the second man,'Congrats, you are a father to triplets!'
'What a coincedence, I work at 3 Threes Vegetarian Restaurant!' the man marvelled.
After another ten minutes, the nurse came out and said to the third man, 'You're a father of four children!'
Hearing this the man said, 'A coincedence again! I work at Four Casket, the funeral house!'
The fourth man fainted upon hearing this. When he woke up the others asked him what's wrong.
'What's wrong? I work for 7-Up!'