"Me?"
Wang Hao declared proudly, "I started watching porn when I was three. I peeped at the girl next door who was taking a shower when I was five. I deceived a girl into kissing me with a lollipop at six. At seven, I couldn't stand being single anymore and got my first girlfriend. At eight, a great expert taught me marvelous arts. I lost my virginity at nine. At twelve, I successfully mastered all the arts and hit on countless chicks with nothing but a smile. When I was sixteen, I felt lonely since I was utterly invincible in this world, so I established the Wolf Gang to gather people who had the same interests as mine… I've been addressed by my fellows as Unparalleled Slut."
Everybody fell silent after hearing that. The only thing they could think of was that it was truly a remarkable life!
