I look at android 18 who is quite scuffed up from a beating Vegeta gave her. "Not a good day I take it?" I ask her.
"Not particularly no." She replies looking at her dirty clothes.
"Well we all have bad days it's a part of life I'm afraid." I then look at Cell. "You know I'm not pleased with you. Due to you killing off so many people I'll have to use a wish I've saved up to revive them all." I could do it by hand but that's a lot of people to bring back and someone would probably ask me too many stupid questions.
He just laughs nervously.
"If Vegeta wasn't such a dumb ass and just killed you off right away I'm sure the world would be a much better place." I raise my finger and a green ki ball appears it fires off blowing up the entire top half of cell killing him instantly.
One of my shadows slides out from under me and takes the lower have of his body to be used for the predator skill.
"And with that the calamity has been solved. This is why we don't depend on Vegeta." Trunks who has been too afraid to do anything at this point asks. "What about the androids though?"
I just look at him. "You want a beating like your father don't you? What did I tell you about them not doing anything wrong and here you are causing problems." I say narrowing my eyes.
He starts to sweat. "But they killed all the people in the future."
"Hmm well 17 is gone so there's that." I put on a thinking pose. "How about you come with me so you don't have to worry about these guys anymore?" I ask the two remaining androids. 16 can work at the zoo in my kingdom with Luna I'm sure she would be happy to hire him.
18 looks at the child beating Vegeta to a pulp and back to me with a kind smile. "Sure I'll come with you."
"Perfect." I look at trunks. "You should probably go check your future."
He nods in a hurry and pulls out his time machine capsule as he misses one of my shadows melding in with his.
After a few seconds he fires up the machine and he's off.
From my shadows point of view everything looks fine. There's people walking around happily no signs of androids or cell. It does a quick sweep and confirms nothing is wrong before dispersing. Perfect.
If Vegeta wasn't such a megalomaniac then this would have been solved much faster in the show. Like right here.
For the next few hours because I felt like It, I had a picnic with 16 and 18 and watched Vegeta get destroyed and healed over and over again.
"So are you guys interested in becoming human?" I ask the androids as I eat my lunch.
"Human? How can we become human?" 16 asks curiously. Even 18 is intrigued.
I pull up my little menu that they can't see. I input a couple of wishes one for all the people cell killed to come back making sure to specify people and not android 17 and the second to turn the androids human. Which both work perfectly. The androids are covered in a golden light before they reappear and start touching their hands and face in confusion.
"Congrats on being human here have some celebratory bacon." I pass them some food which they curiously eat. "Delicious."
"Alright gohan I think it's time we head back if we beat up vegeta too much he won't remember the lesson." I shout towards the kid.
"Yes teacher." He throws Vegeta on the ground like trash and walks over to join us.
I give Vegeta a pill so his arm grows back. "Next time Vegeta I'll kill you so you can think about your misdeeds in heaven or hell for a while." I say slapping his bruised face lightly.
We fly off home where I plan to let 16 and 18 explore my kingdom and meet new people.
I don't like how in the story they never did anything with 16 after he died he just kind of disappeared and never showed up again.
After we make it back to the house I begin thinking about what comes next. Babidi and his henchmen.
Bring up my menu and use another wish this time for information. I find out what I need before flying off to a hidden location.
Inside the area is a sealed cave and in that cave is a plinth and there happens to be a big bubblegum pink egg on the plinth I quickly snatch it before heading back home.
This egg contains majin buu but not just any Majin buu oh no I had made adjustments before I came.
Setting the egg on the table I inject it with my ki and power. It starts to grow and expand. After a few seconds it cracks and starts to shine. Then with a small pop it breaks open revealing a bubblegum pink girl with decent sized breasts and long white hair. She has short bubble gum style bangs and is wearing a tank top and white puffy shorts.
Before anything is said I start pulling out tons of candy. She eyes the candy curiously before popping some into her mouth. She lets out a happy noise and starts eating it more quickly. I have long since learned the art of taming foodies. I pat her head which she enjoys and give her more food. I ait down and start scarfing down piles of meat next to her as I'm starving myself beating up vegeta is hungry work.