The horde was destroyed after a couple of hours. The spinning death traps put in a lot of work. However I didn't really feel happy about it. There was a reason behind that.
'What do you mean I'm going to be stuck here for 35 years?!?!' I shout at the system.
[Umbrella Higher ups have voted to undergo full lock down as they have lost too many projects and the radiation has transformed the zombies into abominations. 35 years is the minimal amount of time it takes for the radiation to wear off the planets surface.]
'And you think I'm just going to sit here and wait for them to stop hiding? What do i even get from a challenge mode?' I ask.
[System points are multiplied for the world completion based on how difficult it was. Karma balance is adjusted as well.]
'Was it supposed to turn out like this?' I asked.
[Negative unforseen circumstances changed things.]
'Couldn't I fix my karma by I don't know just using my powers and saving everyone at once?' I ask.
[....Error please try to contact system administrator at a later date.]
now most people would try to hold on and overcome this struggle. Using willpower and patience and work hard for their bonus and the joy of completing something. I am not most people.
'I quit the food sucks and Gir hasn't stopped crying since the chips ran out. if you think I'm living in this hell hole for 35 years your dead wrong.' I mentally shout and sit down pouting.
[Your gunna get a lot of bad comments for this and lose out on extra points.]
'Pfft I'd rather have tacos than good publicity.' I say firmly.
[*Sigh* understood challenge failed, abilities unlocked.]
I feel my power click back into place.
"Good news everyone we are going home fuck this place!" I shout out over the wall there are a couple confused people like Alice, Jill and Angela along with a few of the survivors.
I feel a tug on my shirt I turn to see Alice looking at me.
"Are we leaving to go somewhere?" She asks me.
"Yep I've decided I don't like the food here and i want to go home so I swallowed my pride and decided to give up on my godly quest." I smile before everyone gets teleported into the kingdom.
On the plus side I now have a new armory and police force, and great food to look forward too, and cool new abilities to play with.
But first.
"I'm going to steal this whole fucking planet!" it was either that or blow it up out of frustration which is starting to sound nicer and nicer.
With a snap my divine senses cover the whole planet and I stuff it into my system storage.
'System kill all umbrella scum and feed what little survivors there are. As for the zombies how many are there like 6 billion or so? cleanse them.' meanwhile I fly off to steal the moon you think I'm not going to just fucking steal the entire solar system you dead wrong. I'm gunna get paid for my time.
My body splits apart letting out cultivation bodies who zoom off towards target planets. Meanwhile I get more and more excited the closer I get to the sun. You wanna know why?
'System can I store the sun in the gate of Babylon and throw it at people?' i ask eagerly.
[Yes however it's not advised as it would lead to planetary devastation and the loss of life would be catastrophic. Who would you even throw it at.]
'Aww but I'm still gunna do it.' I say with a mad gleam in my eyes.
'can we combine the gas planets and the soil planets together and get like 2 mega planets?' Well I'm sure Jupiter is already a mega planet.
I'm just going to give the soil planet a name like super earth or something.
I can just throw planets at people for less destruction.
[That's not much less.]
Shhhh let it happen.
after successfully stealing the sun and all it surrounding planets I happily hop back into the kingdom.
I'm smother instantly by multiple mothers who fret over me and promise not to let Sirius participate anymore.
"Ah it's fine. Next time I'll just turn him into a woman and sell him off to a brothel or something." I laugh making the shaggy man shiver in fear and promise no more pranks on me.
"So is there something I can do about this weird arm already?" I ask Cassie.
Suddenly my arm disconnects and turns into a weird fleshy looking dog.
I pat it's head ignoring the multiple eyes. "Now what about my eyes the whole glowing thing is weird." there's nothing Cassie can't fix as my arm grows back and my body is cured of the weird virus.
Alice and the others are filled in about everything as my body is fixed. The soldiers are given proper rest before being introduced to the police force for the kingdom.
I sit down and have the greatest meal of all time with everyone. After months of eating absolute garbage this is like heaven. Even the girls are chowing down and I swear I saw Gir crying while hugging snacks Ophis brought him.
It must have been harsh on the little guy.
(A/N bipolar world change I do what I want lol. Gotta keep you guys on your toes and unsuspecting of what I'm going to do next.)