'So system mind if I ask why I'm being fucked so hard in this world? I mean I understand hard mode but this is a bit beyond that isn't it? If there's not a proper explanation, when I'm done here there will be a mighty fierce hell to pay' I ask the system.
[The major one is that there is a lot of negative karma attached to you. Wild slaughters and such have given you some pretty bad luck and this world is helping to cleanse some of that and giving you a rough hand also helps.]
'How exactly is this world giving me positive karma? Didn't we just increase the death speed of people by making zombies run?' I ask.
[This world was already doomed. What the movies don't show you is the years and years of struggling the people go through before finally being wiped out either by nuclear fallout, zombies, or people themselves. Each and every zombie you kill is one soul freed and sent into reincarnation accumulating good karma. The system has linked to this world and each one killed even not by your hand is cleansed. The summons you use are thankful souls who wish to aid you, so in a way you are giving people a second chance at life.]
'That explains a lot but I don't think the wives would do this to me so badly what are the mothers doing right now?' I ask.
[You are correct. The mothers are furious and the wives aren't happy however karma works on specific rules. We can't just arrange bad things to happen it has to be random and let karma do the work.]
'So your saying there's probably some kind of roulette at work and most of the women put in good things which aren't being picked because some douchebags keep putting in terrible things and since I have bad karma those bad things keep getting picked?' I confirm my thoughts?
[The main culprit is one Sirius Black who thought it would be fun to stuff the random box with horrible tragedies. He has been punished severely by your irate mothers and loyal sternritters.]
'I see I'll have him neutered when I get back to the kingdom....wait no send him down but lock all his powers before hand' I say pulling out a summon token with a malicious grin.
I toss the token on the ground and with a flash of light there's a black haired man looking rather bruised and beaten up. He looks at me in horror.
"Welcome to hell fuckboy." I say before punching him in the face.
"You've made my life a living hell you little shit. Now you get the joy of joining me in this fuckfest, if you get eaten I'm bringing you back as a fucking ghost. See how you play with yourself and pick up chick's when you can't even touch yourself." I laugh maniacally still punching him.
"Aww cmon man it was all fun and jokes." he says trying to defend himself.
"Your going to take this beating and your going to shut up I need to vent some stress and your the closest thing to hidan I can reach." I say thumping him.
My arm turns into the giant mouth with glowing yellow eyes and looks at Sirius while drooling.
"I'll tell you what if you play any petty pranks I'll let this thing eat you I'm sure it's never had a taste of old dog before." I say with narrowed eyes.
"You wouldn't?" he says in shock looking at the gaping maw of teeth and eyes.
It snaps at him. "Is that a challenge Sirius you so know I love a good challenge." I say in an icy tone.
"But what about Gir he just wanted to come and eat snacks?" he whines and tattles.
"Yeah but he's cute and I'm not allowed to shoot him. You on the other hand..." I trail off before walking away.
"Hey... Hey you wouldn't really shoot me right haha? right?!?" I just ignore him.
I look around noticing some new buildings and such. There's people still scurrying around I'm glad to see flood lights set up already around the gates. There's also sound systems which I assume are for alarms.
There are check point stations set up at the gate. Good thinking. Everyone is checked for bites or weapons before being allowed in is a rule I've set up, well for strangers I don't know.
I get a list of what's been done by a passing manager who has been waiting for me. Communications are up, electricity is up, Fortifications are still going on they have added things like sirens for real emergencies and plumbing for toilets and showers making sure it's small enough that nothing can crawl inside it. They added a few greenhouses inside the walls incase of emergencies we will have a back up food supply.
All this can wait though what I really need is a shower so I quickly grab some clothes and make my way to the showers I've been caked in grimy blood way too long and I stink of death.
Might as well trash all my clothes as I'll literally never get the blood out of them it took multiple washes before I was finally sure there wasn't any meat chunks left in my hair.
I plot lots of revenge on Sirius I figure I'll have him go through the boot camp system and make sure it's extra rough.
I finish up my shower and head back to my newly rebuilt house to get some more sleep in a real bed sleeping on a ice cream truck floor is rather unpleasant Sweet tooth is currently getting fully restored and kitted out by the mechanics since they don't have much to do right now and that truck too a Monster of a beating.
I sigh happily sinking into bed next to the girls and fall asleep dreaming of Sirius being whipped by the drill sergeant. It's gunna be great.