(A/N So allow me to share a story of what happened yesterday. Now let me tell you a bit about myself so you guys can get a proper picture of how Fucked I was. I do not smoke at all in real life. No cigarettes vapes or any weed none of it. I drink like on the rarest of the rare occasions. Like my drug of choice is books and video games with a side of tacobell. So here's what happened my brother-in-law always tries to get me to try out his vapes or smoke with him and I always turn him down. I figure he was tired of failing. What happens next is I got absolutely goaded and bribed to do it. He was like I bet you can't blah blah blah and I'll pay you 60 dollars right now cash if you can. The bet was like 3 super drags off this brand new vape he bought and he was bragging how it was bubblegum flavor or whatever. I was like you know what sure it's 60 dollars. What I wasn't fucking informed of was he had just went to a medical Marijuana dispenser and bought these like concentrated thc carts for his vape. So for the first time in my life I try out a vape. Instantly turned me gay. No but seriously. I took the godliest 3 hits and longest drags in my entire fucking life like I prepared myself cause i wanted 60$. What comes next is I'm just absolutely Fucked I'm the highest I've ever been in my god damn life I'm just sitting on my couch stoned out of my gourd. Is that the end of the story? Nope. What comes next is they have shit loads of candy like my favorite candies. sour patch kids and such man. What I did not know was that these fucking things where edibles to get people high. Here I am super fucking high already with like a crazy hunger and there's just like a ton of candy in front of me. well about 5 minutes later there wasn't any fucking candy left I had eaten it. The rest of my day was spent on the couch just thinking about shit I can't really remember and i have no idea how the hell I even got any chapters out. it was hell i was just tired, hungry and full of the either most stupid ideas I've ever had or the greatest and I just couldn't be bothered to do anything at all. So if you've ever wondered what it would be like to feed a nonstoner hundreds and hundreds of dollars in edibles and such. The proper answer is he questions everything about life just sitting on his couch in some magical half asleep half awake state. Never trust anybody lol.)
Sitting in sweet tooth making our way slowly around the city our first stop would be a gas station. We had moved stuff over to the camper which we left back at the home base.
Our usual routine is that we stop the truck and then honk the horn usually the zombies come running. We then open up the ice cream delivery windows which have reinforced gates over the windows we can shoot out of. We then kill everything we can see honk the horn once again and then go about our business. Refill the truck grab items from inside and move on.
Now after all that is done what comes next is me deconstructing the whole area. I got a lot of metal, stone, and fuel. The tool converts everything to like a basic item. All the food left behind turns into a basic item of food. Which when taken out turns either into a fruit or a slab of meat. odd stuff. The medicine is converted into generic medicine which means it looks like a little white pill and just cures whatever.
We have to have the area clear of zombies to be able to deconstruct so what we do for the next few hours is just slowly work our way from one building to another. However about 2 hours later a notification pops up.
[100 zombies killed random summon ticket awarded.]
I'm like oh boy a reward.
[Every 100 zombie kills a ticket will be awarded these can summon different things from people in the kingdom to items to new people. Please enjoy.]
Now this is amazing I hope I can get something or someone useful that can help out.
I use the summon ticket without a second thought and a figure appears in front of me looking quite happy. My eyebrows scrunch up immediately before narrowing. "I should have known better. They've been fucking me the whole time I know exactly what your here for you little shit and im not having any of it." I lift the little green dog up and shake him.
"Weeeeeeee!" Gir shouts out happily being shaken.
"You've come to eat all the snacks haven't you? I know your game you little shit. You saw me grabbing all those snacks and candies and just wanted to eat them didn't you?!!?"
"Yes." Atleast he's truthful.
I take my gun out. "I see I'm going to have to put you down to save the chips."
"Momma Cassie says you better put that away or else~" he sings out grabbing snacks and just stuffing them into his mouth.
I don't know if I should laugh or cry. So i settle for just laying face first on the ground and giving up.