After making our way back to soul society after the bount incident I search out the woman responsible for creating them. According to the records her power was sealed and she lives quietly on the edge of soul society.
Sure enough I find the woman her name is ran tao. She lives in a nice little house happily.
I knock on the door and wait for her to open.
"Hello do you have a moment to talk about the wonders of bacon? Ah wait my bad sorry I went into salesman mode there for a moment. I'm here to talk about the bount you created and such." I say as she eyes me warily.
"Come in." She says sharply.
I happily walk inside only to here the door click and lock and the sound of a gun being primed.
"Well this is a lot more kinky than I expected the conversation to go. I've got to admit never had a woman aim a gun at me unless it was a full sized cannon but that was for dodging practice so it doesn't count." I smile at the woman.
"Sit down and tell me what you know about the bount." she demands.
I plop down and summon out some juice.
"Not much to know except that they developed a soul sucking mosquito and started killing people off for power. They also planned an invasion of soul society and turned down offers of peace. My vice captain and companion killed them off." I tell her.
"Your vice captain?" She asks in confusion.
"Well being a captain usually comes with some benefits like having a vice captain and free meals in the cafeteria anytime I like I also get my own office however Noone knows how to knock and it's constantly interrupting my naps." I scowl at the thought of bad naps.
She looks at me in horror finally noticing the captains haori.
"No need to look so shocked I mean it's not like you locked me in a room and held me at gunpoint demanding information." I say with a smirk.
"What did you come here for captain?" She asks lowering her Kido gun.
"I'm hiring smart minds and you seem like an able person. I'm sure your absolutely bored out here doing nothing but making kido guns and odd stuff. What if I could show you a whole different world and maybe help fix your immortality problem." the voice of the devil slips out.
"What do you mean?" she asks.
"Work for me and get science and magic from other world's partner up with some of the greatest minds in the multiverse and make things beyond your wildest dream." I use my Jedi mind tricks to try to get me a new scientist usually these never work.
"Great minds like who?" she asks.
"No sorry I don't have Dr.Who yet my bad I do have urahara kisuke though and azazel leader of the Fallen angel faction in my kingdom I also have top class doctors and any books you could probably ever need." You think I'm not going to steal some of the world's greatest minds your dead wrong.
"You have urahara?" She says with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah he has a candy shop in my kingdom that was his demand along with unlimited access to my library. poor sucker didn't even know I'd let him have that anyway." idiot.
"So you have all of these magical things and all I have to do is work on whatever I want and basically you can pay me for it?" She makes herself clear.
"Well there's a couple rules like no experimenting on my people or I'll immolate your soul. However if it's truly needed I'm sure we can find some vile people who I can misplace." I ponder over any other real deal breakers.
"I accept. What did you say about being able to heal my body? As of now all my powers are sealed and I need at least 12 hours of sleep a day." she tells me as this was an unintended side effect of her experiments.
"Well show me your back first." I tell the woman who eyes me curiously.
she turns around and drops her robe top and sure enough on her back is a bunch of seals and markings. I examine it for a few minute before making some hand seals and touching her back. There's a popping noise and her powers slowly fill her body.
"Well there's one step done now let's see what's else is wrong." I grab the wrist of the shocked woman and scan her body.
basically when the blast that released the bount souls happened her body got altered making her stay young forever but her body needed something to run on which would be spirit energy. However she doesn't eat spirits like the bount so her body can't get what's needed but living is a place filled with spirit energy she can passively absorb it but not very fast. So comes the need for 12 hours of rest a day.
"So can you fix it?" She asks me hopefully.
"Well yes I do have a quick fix however it's gunna suck." I tell her.
"Whatever I've probably been through worse." She says waving me off.
I have some terrible flashbacks. "doubt it."
I lift up her arm and sink my vampire teeth into her wrist.
I quickly toss her into the kingdoms padded cell and have her strapped down.
vampire changes suck.
Soon the screaming starts but we just leave and suck her house into the kingdom.
Been a while since I changed someone. I think it was Jane and Alec where the last ones.
Now the question is what happens next and the answer is I have not a fucking clue.