inside my inner world was an assortment of strange things from weapons, my gate of babylon, some floating souls I haven't used yet some divine sparks, it was basically a big open space with all my soul items floating around there was a link to the kingdom and the jade immortal realm but not much else.
Now however there was a bunch of strange beings floating around. "Well this is a strange day I usually don't have this many people in my soul." I say to the small crowd.
"Funny so why is your soul so odd and empty?" the little zabimaru asked.
"Well you guys are kind of in my souls closet where I keep stuff. The real area is over there." I point to the little soul door to the kingdon.
They quickly head on over getting dragged into the kingdom.
Deep in my mind i was having troubling thoughts. 'What if one day i drink too much milk and my skeleton becomes strong enough to break free of my body?' Terrifying.
well enough of that it's time to show a bunch of sword spirits around.
Mostly it's an odd experience like introducing them to food or taking them to the zoo. It's a strange thought imagining a man just leading Sword spirits around like a tour guide. "And to your left you'll see my famous pantheon home to my many statues and plinths." oooooohhhh ahhhhhhh *camera click.*
but the real awkward part comes towards the end of the showing around, when they all just stare at you. "So what do we do now?" one asks.
"Well uh your free, you do free stuff like sleep or eat or explore. I have a dungeon and an arena if you guys want to fight people or I can give you homes or something." I ask them.
Most zanpakutos live in a kind of personal world of their own so it would be a kind of odd experience to not have that stuff around.
"Well what do you do?" zabimaru asked me.
"Uh usually play games or watch the retards outside I mean I'm pretty sure that most of soul society would burn overnight if I didn't take care of it. I don't know how they lasted a thousand years when all the crap that can end them happens almost one after another." questions of life.
Then everyone but the main character is weak except the bosses who somehow Noone can beat except the mc. Crazy.
Then began the adventure to get them all set up in houses and teach them how to buy stuff.
I think I need to get like tutors to teach people how to be people? odd thing to need but eh.
After the whole thing is done and they are settled down and told where to go if they need anything I head back to the outside world.
Battles in the sky are still raging as me and my squad just sit back and watch. it's like ufc but with swords.
Well these fights are a little bit different than normal fights as in the real world when someone cuts you with a sword you actually bleed. Not like in Anime where everyone swings for like an hour and only gain about 5 scratch marks.
After these matches people will need medical attention like stitches and such.
if you look out onto the battlefield below the fighters you would see a green dog scurrying around with his red and blue lights shouting and throwing people on a medical hammock behind him.
he would then speed off to unohana and orihime for healing. Just dumping them in the floor like trash with a whispered pathetic loud enough they can hear. Before scurrying out and doing honest work. It's a tough job but someone's got to pick up the trash.
I enjoy quiet days like this. I mean some people might say hey that boss fight was too easy. well yes that's true but you know it would be 20 chapters of bs then I'd just vaporize the poor guy after making him feel worse once he found out his master didn't want him and just kills him off. Tragic. No instead we do the easy route and just trick them as for some reason everyone is brainless and always chooses just to fight with people for 7 and a half years.
I open up a nice cold soda and look up at the sky. Thank the Lord we are only dumb part time.
With my divine sense I can see byakkuya at a barren location. He does a few waves of his hand and some lights go off revealing a trapped man. Some pink sword lights flash and everything is cut down and destroyed. Koga kuchiki is no more.
Man was bonkers from being sealed so long anyway.
Other than that the only fun part of this arc was people fighting against their own zanpakutos. Now I'm a firm believer that if you don't properly use a weapon you don't need to have said weapon. I wouldn't want you to cut off your own ear or something. I especially don't want you to cut off my ear either. It's bad to cut off ears.
Regardless of ear cutting you should know how to properly treat your own weapon especially if it's linked to your soul.
I trained them and if they still can't come to terms with themselves why should I waste my time.
unknown to me my pressure scared some of the people making them fight harder.
of course there's people like rukia whose spirit likes her. Having a nice cozy tea party.
The ones I took spirits from didn't really care. most of them didn't like their weapons.
This is also a choice I mean if I didn't like something why use it?