As It does time passes.
We grow up as a normal child. Well as normal as I could get I suppose. We train, play with our little sisters, go to school, make friends, fight off any random hollows that invade, keep our divinity spread out to avoid any butterfly effect consequences. Like aizen thinking he got some shitty hollows an invading the real world or something. No such luck though.
I've found some of the hidden people that aren't supposed to be here however we can handle those later. Life goes on. We get older and make it through grade school and middle school into highschool. We do karate classes and have taken to giving lessons to a certain girl who gets beat up too much. Made friends with Orihime as we ended up saving the life of her brother which she was grateful for.
Made friends with Ole Chad too. He's fucking huge, gotta say he was one of my favorite characters in the show. Ishida was also there hes still a fucking nerd though much more happy though and less of a whanker. Made it all the way til I was 18 and decided it was time to progress the story a bit.
What we do here is we unleash our restrained spirit energy and attract hollows. Then rukia will be sent to investigate the increase of hollow activity.
Sure enough after my spirit energy was slightly let out hollows started to appear almost in mass alerting the higher ups.
Rukia finally made her way to the real world. She had traced the spiritual pressure to being around our house which was true as I was the one causing problems.
She stealthily checked around even being rude enough to invade my bedroom thinking I couldn't see her. "Subject appears to be a young adult releasing insane amounts of reitsu into the air. He is quite handsome but has a funny look on his face almost like he can see and hear me maybe the spirit energy is making him sick." she speaks into a little recorder.
"Rude." I say to the girl making her jump and stare at me.
She pulls out her little recorder again."Subject appears to be having mental issues due to spiritual energy as he's begun talking to himself."
"Well yeah I probably have a few mental issues at this point but anyone who says they don't are fucking liars." I ponder for a moment.
"Wait you can see and hear me?!?!" She says getting a slight blush.
"Yep thanks for calling me handsome it almost evens out with you calling me insane." I chuckle.
"That shouldn't be possible you shouldn't be able to see me." She says pointing at me.
Suddenly there's a loud roar from outside as a hollow has come uninvited to visit my humble home.
Rukia goes on instant alert before quickly jumping off the footboard and heading down the stairs with me following.
"What are you doing?!" She shouts at me.
"Midnight snack?" I try hopefully.
"Liar." She says firing off a low level binding kido at me.
Absolutely pathetic.
She runs off thinking that it worked. I easily break it.
I slowly follow after and watch as for some odd reason she gets absolutely fucking destroyed. Really soul society has fallen far.
I quickly push her out of the way of a fatal attack.
"What are you doing here?!? can't you see this is a high ranking hollow?" She shouts at me bleeding everywhere.
High class? I look at it and sure enough. It's low level mob bullshit.
"Well you looked like you needed a hand so." I say dodging a blow from the absolute cannon fodder.
She fires off a hado blasting it into the wall of my house. I'll have to send soul society some compensation forms.
"Quickly come here I have a trick that might work." She shouts at me barely able to walk.
I make my way over looking grim.
"I'm going to give you my shinigami powers as I don't see any way we could defeat that monster." she says looking grim.
Well you could have just stood on top of a building or something and blasted it with hado or something or maybe used your swords ice ability.
"Yes we are in a dangerous situation." I nod. "Quickly tell me what I have to do."
"Take my sword and plunge it into your heart I'll give you some of my spirit energy to fight." She says holding out her blade.
That doesn't seem fucking ominous at all.
I grab the blade and follow the instructions and steal all of her spirit energy. It's so teeny.
I summon out my big blade and just easily finish off the hollow who was polite enough to struggle with the house debris getting up.
"You've done it! But you've taken all my powers and look at your sword it's so big you know what they say about big shikai it means you have a big reitsu reserve." she says like all of this is completely normal.
"So uh what happens now." I say making my sword vanish.
"well now i have to go and get a gigai and see if I can figure out what's wrong with my powers if soul society finds out I'd be in some real trouble." She mutters before quickly running off.
I just look at this little idiot and shake my head. I turn back around and look at my partially destroyed house. "You can come out now." I say to the darkness. Sure enough a few people pop put isshin and mom along with yoruichi.
"What was all that about?" Yoruichi asks.
"Ah plots and stuff you know. How much you want to bet urahara fucks up something and I have to fix it for him?" I ask her.
"I'm not taking that bet." she says with a hmph.
"So what about the house?" Misaki asks.
"A letter of compensation to soul society I suggest." I say happily.
"Do you think they will actually pay and how are you going to even deliver it?" isshin asks.
"Ah that is a problem. I'll figure something out." I mutter waving my hand as the whole area fixes itself with magic.
Poor soul society would face a calamity soon.
A pair of chocolate colored hands wrap around my neck and I feel lips press against me, making me shiver slightly.
"Well now that that's over how about we head off to bed?" isshin and misaki had already left to go back inside.