The next couple of weeks yoruichi went super hard in the trainings enough that urahara was worried she would collapse the shop. She was a sore loser.
"Little wife since your going to be part of the family soon how about I teach you some neat tricks to make you stronger." I say casually dodging all her blows while reading a new little orange book from jiraiya. This one was about monster girls he had gotten inspiration with me bringing in all sorts of different types of girls with things like kitty and bunny ears and with the introduction of the hollow girls his spirit soared.
The question and little giggles coming from me only seemed to anger the beauty more.
"See how I teach you when I get my hands on you I was just rusty these past few days from lack of practice." She practically hisses at me.
I snap my book closed and stop dodging. she throws another over powered fist at me.
I easily catch it with a now haki covered hand.
"Even if you hit me with these weak punches you wouldn't be able to do much." I say casually.
I hand her a book on haki. "Read this and come find me when you have the basics down." she snatches the book before storming off.
standing in front of me now with a pitiful begging face was urahara. "Fine you can learn it too but you owe me again." I toss him the books.
he happily scurried off to make new discoveries.
"Before I go you'll be meeting the vizards tomorrow so be prepared." he says before leaving.
Awesome those guys are always fun.
I had plans to make friends with most of them as its always good to make friends.
Now what's the best way to make friends with a group of down and out ex soul reapers who live in a warehouse?
We give them gifts and a better living environment. I had this shit planned out.
The next day I'm with urahara in front of a run down warehouse in the old district.
we walk inside and see the odd group all standing around. now we make a good first impression.
"Hello Shinji I've brought the boy i was telling you about." urahara starts chatting with the blonde bowl cut haired man.
"So why do we have to teach the little brat is there something different about him." Asked a blonde haired hiyori next to him. Ah this foul mouthed little one will be a difficult person to win over.
"Ah big sister your so tall and pretty you must be very strong also right?" I say in my most innocent dazzling face.
her cheeks turn a faint pink before she puffs out her nonexistent chest and with a big voice says. "Your right I'm the brains of this whole group and totally the strongest." she brags.
"Woahhh so tough." I follow along in my childish voice clapping happily. I have won her over by complimenting her size and power it's all smooth sailing from here.
"Since all of you guys are going to be my teachers I've prepared some nice gifts for each of you." I say happily getting their interest as free stuff is always good.
soon a pile of stuff appears on the floor.
I pick up my first gift and make my way over to the girl wearing glasses and a small school girl outfit. this would be one of the pervert visoreds lisa I have the perfect gift for her.
I give her outfit a once over and give her a thumbs up before handing her a few orange books to her confusion. She quickly browses through them and soon is making perverted giggles happily.
With my job done I make my way back to my pile of gifts as I have something for everyone.
For Kensei the muscular man I offer training manuals and medicine to make his body stronger.
For Rose the blonde man who looks kind of lazy. I offer an expensive new guitar and a music player loaded down with songs.
For Hachi the big round pink haired man I offered tons of food and manuals on new ways to use kido which he excitedly took.
For Mashiro the slightly derpy childish green haired girl I offer all kinds of candies and video games. which she is excited about.
For Shinji he got the verbal advice that his haircut was stupid and he would never find a girlfriend if he kept looking like his mother slapped a bowl on his head and chopped off his hair. I offered to pay for a nice trip to the barber.
For Love he got some collections of Anime and manga not available in this world. he loved them as he was recently out of stuff to read.
As for hiyori I didn't really know what to give her so I gave her one of my magical trunks. she was really excited seeing as how she wouldn't have to sleep in this grimy warehouse anymore. of course I gave the others magical Trunks too its just that hers had nicer stuff in it since I didn't know what to get her besides maybe growth items to fix how small she was. But that could backfire so we play the safe route.
Happy with their gifts expect the moping Shinji who always thought he looked stylish. everyone got back to their task of training me.
"Ah before we start do you guys also have zanpakuto and can I see them?" i ask happily.
"Of course we do we used to be captain and vice captains of soul society before aizen screwed us over." muttered a bitter Kensei.
They quickly showed their weapons while i had mine appear.
"Ah much appreciated. so how are we going to be doing our training?" I ask.
"How about we check and see where your at and we can see where you need improvement." Shinji says with a now evil looking smile.
"do you want to spar? what happens if I hurt you I don't have to get the same stupid haircut in your memory do i?" I look at him in horror as the others chuckle.
he grits his teeth. "It's fine I don't think you can hurt me. even if you do it will count as being my bad." he pulls on his mask before dashing at me.
30 seconds later a thoroughly destroyed Shinji lay on the ground missing all of his hair and covered in bruises.
"I may have forgot to mention that even yoruichi can't touch him in a match of speed." urahara mutters out to the even more depressed shinji.
"Good news now you don't have to go to the barber tho." I say happily clapping.
he reaches up and touches his now bald head in sadness.
"I must apologize to you though." I say bowing to him.
"For what?" he asks.
"For getting rid of your stupid haircut I've accidently made it so people now pay more attention to your ugly face and for that I'm truly sorry as you have a face only a mother could love. My condolences." I say with deep sorrow.
he practically spews blood on the spot as the others lose it in laughter.