Making our way into the gym where there's all kinds of weights and other items the kids and teachers are greeted by a tall man wearing a green and orange jumpsuit running at insane levels on his hands on a treadmill.
Noticing the kids he flips off into the air and lands in front of them. "Yosh I am might guy and I'll be instructing you all on the proper way to train your body." he shouts with a thumbs up. I ignore the look of horror from Xiao Wu. As I feel some arms sneak up around my chest and feel bountiful orbs press on my back and warm lips on my neck.
A lusty voice comes from behind me. "I will also be helping out with your training my name is anko mitarashi." everyone turns to look at her who is hugging me into her chest.
I get some jealous looks from the boys and even some of the teachers.
She just gives them a flirty wink before saying. "Sorry I'm taken." I feel her nipples rub on me discretely from behind as I give her a hidden pinch.
Naughty girls.
ignoring guy who is now doing pushups. our next guest comes inside.
It's a red haired beauty and a a blonde man.
"Before training if you would please follow us we are going to be putting seals on your body to increase training gains." kushina says.
The kids all look towards me as I ignore their gaze and continue to flirt with anko.
They follow her out except Xiao Wu and are given seals and a while later come back struggling and looking uncomfortable. Seals take a while to get used to and adjust.
Guy quickly speaks up. "I'm going to show you some stretches and exercises to quickly get your seals calibrated so please follow along." He starts going through reps as the kids all follow along.
Soon however like always he takes it out of control and gets too into his routine and the kids are sweating and panting trying to do insane things like handstand pushups with only 1 finger. I quickly have to smack him to get him out of it.
"Ah sorry about that I got to worked up seeing all you youths exercise so fiercly." he says rubbing the back of his head.
looking at the time it's about noon which means lunch. Making our way to the cafeteria we see the chef. zhuqing tugs on my sleeve before asking. "Isn't that your dog?"
Sure enough standing there in his little green outfit with a chefs hat and shirt is my gir with his tiny pink tongue hanging out stirring some stew.
"Yep he's a master chef he watches a lot of the cooking channel to make his own snacks." I say not minding the odd looks at all. Picking up a bowl I make my way over and he pours me some bacon and Potato stew with cheddar cheese grating. Yum.
The only thing close to bacon in godliness is potatoes. That God like food can make everything you could ever need from crunchy snacks like chips to delicious mashed potatoes and french fries.
Truly an all around food.
Xiao Wu quickly follows along as Chef Gir passes out food. She has eaten his cooking before.
The rest give it odd looks but still take a bite to test it. It's delicious. Soon people are coming back for seconds. for desert we get cinnamon buns. out of the corner of my eye I see him slip some to a hidden person I barely make out as hinata that cinnamon bun fanatic never let's them go.
After lunch they make it to the sparring arena. Standing in the arena is a little girl wearing a Gothic style dress.
"Today I'll be beating some manners into a few of you." She says with a dull voice. I quickly wrap up a few people tossing them into the ring as barriers come up.
"My name is Ophis. I heard that there a few bullies here and being a responsible big sister bullies must be crushed." She says releasing some of her power causing the arena to groan and the barriers to tremble.
Dai mubai, Ma hongjun, and the rest look at her in Horror. Zhao wuji is currently recovering in his room so he's going to get his beating later.
I catch Flanders looking from me to the little girl in terror. Soon the beating began with the boys all getting the crap knocked out of them.
Then she said words that made their soul tremble.
"These beatings will happen once a week until I think your are good boys." She skips over to me with her hands out and I give her some cookies and head pats as she obediently stands in front of me.
"Revered one may I ask what your title is?" Flanders quickly bows mistaking her for a titled duoluo.
"The Infinite Dragon God." She says further confusing them into that thinking.
I'll just let them keep thinking this as it does zero damage and adds a bit more protection from spirit hall.
honestly I have like zero fear of them since I can just hide if need be however the others can't really do that so protection is good. Also I don't know if my body could hold up against level 90 opponents. Taking out a low seventy was hard enough on my body. And the wind up time for a single attack is just way too much.
Eating her snacks and getting her head pats Ophis is content and ignores the rest of the adults.