Making my way back to the hospital I meet up with tsunade and go over the reports. Whoever beat the crap out of him did a spectacular job. Wounded organs ruptured meridians his whole system was fucked up. I did however get my answer about the system and I was right it was based on cultivation and even added in spiritual cultivation. I'd sit down and have a chat with azazel later on some of the best ways to tackle this.
"Well good news is I can have you up and running in perfect shape. even better than before the bad news is that it's going to suck complete ass and your not going to enjoy it one bit." I say pulling a little pill out of my little doctors coat tsunade put on me.
he gives me a strange look before turning to tsunade. "Is he even a qualified doctor?" he asks in doubt.
She let's out a chuckle. "One of the best and he would be better if he put more time into some of his studies."
He just looks at me with more doubt before I punch him in the gut and throw the pill inside his mouth.
"Stop asking stupid questions." I say patting the choking man on the back. "Also aim for the buckets." I say magicing up a bottomless bucket as he goes to ask a question but vomits out a bunch of black goo and ruptured organ pieces I magic into the bucket.
A few unpleasant hours of hyper healing and body cleansing and he looks like someone who was mugged and left in a gutter of mud and shit smells like it too. With zero mercy I hose him down with cleaning and water spells.
He gets a spirit level up but since he wasted most of the last three years drinking he has shaky foundations and needs to stabilize them. This will be much easier with his new body going and 100% with the healing medicine I gave him fixing up old wounds and increasing cultivation speed.
"Don't overwork yourself, get used to your new body and get everything settled before you start cultivating also no drinking and don't be plotting revenge you have some teaching to do for a few years. You'll be learning at the same time from my other teacher and my wife." I wave my hand and two beautiful red heads pop into existence.
"This is hephaestus the goddess of smithing and the first earthly fire. And this is scathach my combat teacher. You may be strong but your skills suck and I can spot a hundred different opening in you just by myself." I say looking proudly at the two women ignoring the gobsmacked look on his face.
"We won't be doing the training in the kingdom as there's a lot of spiritual energy here and my body is going through adjustments and it's not good for me and slows down my recovery." I say waving my hand around drawing attention to the air.
"You never did explain what's wrong with your body." he points out.
"Long story short I tried to absorb the full strength of a God of annihilation and God of creation and blew myself up." I say ignoring the stern looks from the women around me.
He just looks at me like I'm an idiot. I just shrug. "We all make mistakes."
"Well enough about that let's head back to the blacksmith shop we need to do some rennovations." I say hanging up my doctors coat and getting a quick hug from tsunade.
We head outside and reappear back in the cave I'd apparate us back but I'm trying to prevent using my power so I don't blow things up. at this point I'm like a walking atom bomb.
He lifts me up and we are off, making it back home in a quarter of the time thanks to his new body.
I take another look around the hovel he calls a home its more like a dirt hut with a forge in it. I give him a pointed look he ignores turning his head away.
I wave my hand and some people pop out wearing maid outfits. They are Bellatrix, Tayuya, Katarea and Grayfia. "Master." the three girls call out bowing towards me. Grayfia just looks around the hut in disgust staring at the empty cold box and booze bottles lining the floor not to mention the dirt and soot everywhere.
"As you ladies can probably see I need a hand turning this badgers den into something livable if you would please?" I ask them.
"Yes master." They all get to work basically dismantling the whole house with magic and shadow clones putting in new furniture, food, clothes, beds, cleaning the area, bringing out designated items I had marked for exchange retrieving my magical trunk I haven't used in a while so I can work on it. I'd have the elves do it but then I'd get scolded for not letting them do their job and receive rewards. right now they enjoyed cuddles with my tiny body and praise.
After a while the whole place had been reworked looking nice and cozy. I was sitting at the new table having tea with Ophis and Gir. "Well done ladies good job." I praise them all.
We had new dishes and appliances and the forge was properly separated and given ventilation from the rest of the house. There was proper food that was slop or booze and one of the maids would be helping out each day for cooking and laundry. At their request.
There was new good looking furniture and real beds that weren't stuffed hay on log frames. Also I had my clothes back that weren't made of what I believed to be burlap sacks. I had installed the noble phantasm hotspring to look like real showers as I don't want to have to boil water to bathe.
He just looked around with his mouth hanging open.
"Well I think that's enough for today I should probably get to bed as my body is still young and growing." I'm quickly scooped up and rushed towards my new bedroom by Ophis and the other three girls as grayfia shakes her head going back into the kingdom.
Gir just curls up at the foot of the bed and goes to sleep while the girls fight over who gets to cuddle next to me. The winners where Bella and Ophis.